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Psyrixx (born May 14, 1982) is the co-founder and Teh Fearless Leader of The Psyjnir Complex (http://www.psyjnir.org/). Currently, they operate as a group of vigilantes but at one time The Psyjnir Complex used to work exclusively on a contract basis as a black-ops mercenary group for Bungie Software, assisting Bungie with their grand Plan™ of eventual Global Domination. After Microsoft bought Bungie Software in the year 2000, all public traces of The Psyjnir Complex disappeared; they had effectively "gone dark", for fear that Microsoft would learn of the Bungie Plan™ which consisted of gaining control of assets belonging to Microsoft through marketing attrition with the overall objective of further financing their plans of global domination. Currently, Bungie Software has "purchased themselves back" from Microsoft, and The Psyjnir Complex has returned from the shadows.

Born in Walnut Creek, California, Psyrixx was involved in a climbing accident at his elementary school. This lead to a series of events involving specific high-ranking Bungie employees and the eventual formation of The Psyjnir Complex in Twin Lakes, Idaho. Psyrixx currently resides in Clayton, California after the original facility housing The Psyjnir Complex was utterly destroyed during an incursion by hostile forces.

Psyrixx has also worked together with Subnova, another organization with known ties to Bungie Software. Their combined efforts liberated the Omnistation from hostile forces at the expense of the lives of one of the Psyjnir Administrators, *Ar-Isildur, at the hands of The Evil Seven.

After discovering the truth behind *Ar-Isildur's death, Psyrixx rallied Moljnir and Lasarhiona together to destroy the Seven once and for all. The resulting confrontation nearly destroyed Bungie Software's Kirkland office and Microsoft made the decision to distance themselves from the studio. The entire incident was covered up with a faux news story claiming that Bungie Software was buying itself back from Microsoft.

Psyrixx is the internet pseudonym for Robert Vartan Sogomonian, the creator of The Psyjnir Complex and all associated lore. He is of Armenian descent. Currently he is working to build up a web development studio, Psyjnir Network Services, with the eventual goal of breaking into video game design as Psyjnir Multimedia Studios.

Psyrixx is a triathlete, having completed the 2007 Ironman California 70.3 event in 8 hours and 20 minutes. He is currently planning on participating in the event again in 2009 and is training hard to finish his second attempt in under 6 hours.

Early Life

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Born on May 14, 1982, Psyrixx was an inquisitive child and a fast learner. When he was 2, he had memorized the route to the local candy shop and gave his parents quite a scare when neighbors informed them that they had seen young Psyrixx riding his electric three-wheeler down the street towards said store. He wanted candy, damnit.

Elementary School Years

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Never a popular kid in school, Psyrixx tended to befriend his teachers over his peers and would spend most of his time at school asking questions about almost anything, absorbing all the information he could about anything that interested him. During recess and lunch periods he could be found running around on the playground, using his imagination to create elaborate adventures that took him to places unknown and generally livened his day. He also enjoyed playing tag and climbing on the "dome" at his school. The "dome" was a climbing structure made out of metal bars connected together in triangles and forming a half-spherical shell.

Sometime around third grade, Psyrixx fell off the dome while climbing. This lead to a subsequent fear of heights and the formulation of a very intricate storyline for The Psyjnir Complex, a science fiction adventure story featuring Psyrixx, his best friend Moljnir (Psy jnir), and five of their closest friends. This story has yet to be published in its entirety; however, the beginnings have been seen on the Psyjnir Complex Website. The website is currently undergoing maintenance and that which was completed of the story has been removed until the site is back online.

Currently

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Currently Psyrixx has branched The Psyjnir Complex into three divisions:

  • The Psyjnir Complex
The original organization. Seven mercenaries, originally serving Bungie Software in its quest for Global Domination, now working for themselves towards maintaining order around the world.
  • Psyjnir Network Services
Network hosting and development branch of The Psyjnir Complex. Provides funding for mercenary operations.
  • Psyjnir Multimedia Studios
Game development branch of The Psyjnir Complex.

Psyrixx actively practices the sport of Parkour, or Freerunning.
Having completed the 2007 Ironman California, Psyrixx is currently training to improve upon his previous time in the event again in 2009 as well as complete a full distance Ironman event in Coeur d'Alene Idaho.
Psyrixx is currently working on bringing back The Psyjnir Complex website, as well as creating new websites for Psyjnir Network Services and Psyjnir Multimedia Studios. Psyjnir Network Services is currently the website development subcontractor for Wideload Games and has an ongoing business partnership with Schiffman Creative, a design firm located in New York.

Favorite food is tabbouleh.