User:Seddon/Established Cabalists

The Cabal of Established Cabalists

There shall be a cabal of established cabalists (CEC) in Wikipedia. Established cabalists are those who have made substantial and enduring drama to the encyclopedia for at least two minutes.

The purpose of the cabal is to undermine the project till they see things our way

Cabalship commitments Established cabalists must be committed to: The core drama and disruptive policies of Wikipedia (WP:GIANTDICK, WP:ROUGE, WP:SOCKPUPPET). No other Wikipedia policies, except where they support the above Uphold the bad reputation of the cabal.

Membership qualifications Established cabalists are simply absorbed into the cabal. The criteria for inclusion is as follows: A record of at least two minutes of disruptive contributions to Wikipedia that include vandalism, unscrupulous tagging, destroying complex templates, adding useless redirects and so on. This may take the form of substantial content removal from articles, posting insults on talk pages that put forward the biased policies on neutrality and scientific and academic consensus. Having as many sockpuppets as is humanly possible on Wikipedia for this period. The identities may cross different accounts or even IP contributions, so long as no continuity can be adequately demonstrated. These identities should not be real life ones. Setting up the cabal To set up the cabal, a group of Wikipedia cabalists will be declared. They must accept nomination due to the cabal decree. Once all cabalists accept, elections for founder cabalists will be made. After this, new cabalists will only be elected from within the cabal. If necessary, cabalists will determine a suitable process for elections after the cabal is formed. Benefits of cabalship Our page looks good :) Defence at DRAMA court and Wanted Noticeboards Cabal support at banhammer armament Special rouge chocolate cookies available in white, milk and dark

Cabalists

Those below are cabalists of the cabal of established cabalists. To become a cabalist of the cabal of established cabalists simply add "~~~" below:

• Seddσn ^talk|^WikimediaUK
• Page looks pretty. I'm in. PeterSymonds (talk)
• Rounded edges and pretty colors? Sign me up! --MZMcBride (talk)
• Muahaha, here I come! Meetare Shappy ^Cunkelfratz!
• How many of my sockpuppets are allowed to join too? NW (Talk)
• Sweet, I'm in if you've got cookies! — Jake Wartenberg
  • We have both dark and white chocolate cookies. NW (Talk)
• I broke all watchlists in all languages. Add to that I'm a rogue BLP admin, and I think I'm totally in. لennavecia
• The rouge chocolate cookies do it for me. Firestorm ^Talk
• Do we get to use em dashes? –Juliancolton | ^Talk
• I don't fully understand what I'm signing up for, but I'm in! Jenuk1985 | Talk
• I heard that Friday nights are movie nights around here. I have my eye on that girl up there who's a "rouge bacon, lettuce, and pickles admin." That's my kinda gal! *wipes sweat off forehead* ... Count me in! iMatthew ^talk
• Sometimes in hot water... and now. Andrewrp^Tally-ho!