User:The Knight Who Says Ni
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The Knight's demand for shrubberies is a symptom of an immortality curse granted by God in exchange for the protection of a random entity of choice. Whether the current entity being protected is Molandfreak himself, Jimbo, or Wikipedia in general is up to your personal interpretation.
The knight is also multilingual, but cannot understand vandals. From time to time, he will switch from his usual "ni" to his chant of "Ecky Ecky Ecky ptang zoom biong mwamazam mwamazam...!" in an attempt to speak the language of the vandal. But ultimately, vandalism is to be farted in the general direction of, not understood.
- Pie Jesu Domine--Molandfreak (talk, contribs, email) 18:39, 1 April 2021 (UTC)
- Dona Eis Requiem--Molandfreak (talk, contribs, email) 18:39, 1 April 2021 (UTC)