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Youth[edit]

Young Mate as the leader of the BAZ megye tribes

Mate Reicher was born 2001 Marc 24 to an ordinary bourgeois family in the concrete jungle of Buda. He spent his early life trying to speak, walk and to stay alive as a living human. But that shortly changed...

In 2003 his parents had noticed his outstanding ability to climb stuff due to his massive hairs located on his majestic sole. This was the first time they noticed that their child is in fact going back monke.

A dark era laid shaddow upon the modest Reicher family. The devastated parents used all their resources to heal their son from the cringy disease, but no solution has prevailed. When young Mate was mature enough he was sent to a boarding school in Borsod Abaúj Zemplén megye where he could learn alongside children with similar fate. In this well reknown institution Mate learned the way of the gypsi, even tho he wasn't etnically fitting for arts and crafts they cultivated. The other children welcomed him for that he had a similarly hairy sole and because he had the most majestic sole in all the land, after a couple years they pointed him as their leader. He became a master shadower, fluent in several tribal dialects and made a lot of brothers. Finally the fate of the Reicher family took a bright turn.

Education[edit]

In 2015 he returns to the concrate jungle to reunite with his loved ones and to start highschool. He was a particularly good student with good grades, but every wonder comes with a curse. The bare soled classmates started to bully him for their jealousy of his sole. The hard words of the children pushed him further and further to the point that he couldn't handle the hardness anymore. He needed something soft and that's when (2016 spring) he met the love of his life, Nemó. The softness of the boy helped him to keep up his good performance in school and they graduated hand in hand in 2019 to the sunset.

His love life[edit]

After graduation the lovers lived a serenely in ther island bungallow. The relationship between the two was purely sentimental, they made no phisical contact whatsoever. Mate's devotion for not getting laid was so strong even the holy church noticed it. Scientist say, that numerous studies showed that the Academy of Virginity's annual list of biggest virgins nominated him the second prize, just before Jesus Christ (#1) and after Scott 'Skippy' Jessop (#3).

But their romance was tinted by Mate's addiction for climbing. He started to climb at Moscow Square once a week, but over the arc of a year the frequency of this illicit activity raised to a breakpoint. He started climbing their own home walls too, forgeting his duties as a man and lover. This alienation from his partner led Nemo to alcoholism, and eventually decided to leave Mate and to start a new life as a bodypillow in Japan. And as he did...

Prison[edit]

In the summer of 2022 at the infamous Dürer Kert he met a very powerfull mage that kept him incarcerated for months. Crish Hansen, the well known riporter wanted to make an interview with him, but when the interview ended he forget to tell Mate that he can stand up. He sat at that table for an entire summer, thanks to only the shaman called Malum that he didn't starve to death, since the huble mage fed him shrooms twice a day. As the summer passed Chris Hansen took the curse of him, so he could roam the concrate jungel again in his own majestic hairy sole.

Death[edit]

Last pic of Mate Szarni
Last pic of Mate Szarni

When his friends knew about his liberation they wanted to throw a party to celebrate. On October 20, 2022 Mate invited to a chill night to hang out with homies, and to forget the burdens of life. But, as the clock hit 11 o'clock, and the group decided to go to a well sophisticated night club with a lot of coke and bitches a tragedy happend. Mate Reicher turned into a dog, and disappeared to the night. Nobody saw him eversince... Reicher Ghost Mate... Rest In Peace.