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User:Yintan

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Please note: All the 'facts' in this bio are based on insults that vandals have left me on Talk pages or in articles. Because I find their attempts at insulting me very amusing I used the diffs as citations. This is not a proper article, the only part that makes any real sense is the Wikipedia section at the end. The rest is based on insults, rants, and threats.


Yintan
Mostly harmless
No, Yintan doesn't look anything like this.
Born Walmington-on-Sea
Years active (2007 - present)
Awards Anti-Vandalism
Bad Socks & Nachos
Cheeseburger
Civility
Diligence
Disco Ball of Knowledge
Good Humor
Guidance
Integrity
Special
Awesome Wikipedian

Yintan is an irrational[1] and intolerant[2] pipi.[3]

Loved[4]and desired[5][6][7] by some but hated by many,[8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18][19][20] Yintan will bully[21] other editors, even if this will put Wikipedia at risk,[22] start a revolution,[23] cause trouble with the law,[24][25][26][27] or disgrace the entire planet.[28]

Personal life

Although apparently of African-Jamaican-Japanese-American-Chinese descent,[29][30][31][32] some people do wonder if Yintan is human at all.[33] There is also confusion about Yintan's gender.[34][35] According to sources, Yintan is a scoundrel,[36] a mercenary flunkie,[37] a big joke,[38] a bored script kiddie,[39] a communist[40] spreading hate speech and fake news,[41] totally gay[42][43][44][45][46][47] but at the same time ultra homophobic,[48] possibly a transvestite,[49] and, of course, bitter and without a life.[50]

Yintan has a threatening and unprofessional attitude,[51] abuses the disabled,[52] and disrespects the dead.[53]

Hygiene

Yintan's personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired[54] but sources can't agree on an accurate description of the smell.[55][56][57]

Financial support

While already a rich muppet[58] and on the payroll of Big Companies to whitewash the truth,[59] Yintan is also employed by Wikipedia[60][61][62] and gets paid for every deleted article.[63] Unfortunately all this work has to be done on outdated hardware.[64]

Religious views

Yintan is a heathen[65] and annoys nuns.[66]

Achievements

Despite having very limited mental capabilities,[67][68][69] Yintan did manage to come up with the basic principles of African philosophy[70] and has been a member of the Scottish Parliament.[71] Yintan is also a skilled contortionist.[72]

Honours and awards

The American government renamed the state of Florida in Yintan's honour,[73] and Singapore renamed a school.[74]

Wikipedia. No, seriously.

Yintan is a WikiGryphon, rollbacker, pending changes reviewer, and vandal hunter, who introduced and designed the Audio Barnstar and the "I'm Not An Admin" top icon. Yintan worked hard to get Crass to GA, has passed the 66.000 edits mark, doesn't like userboxes, uploads photos, and is truly grateful for the received Barn Stars. On 10 May 2017, Yintan was officially declared to be an Awesome Wikipedian. Finally, despite everything you've read in the other sections, Yintan is usually quite friendly.[75][76][77]

References

  1. ^ acting irrationally and irresponsibly
  2. ^ you are deliberately attempting intolerance towards me
  3. ^ Yintan is a pipi
  4. ^ We love Yintan
  5. ^ Love me, Yintan
  6. ^ YINTAN YINTAN YINTAN
  7. ^ I like Yantan
  8. ^ FUK U YINTAN
  9. ^ I fucking hate u yintan
  10. ^ Yintan is a Asshole
  11. ^ HEY YINTAN, LEAVE ME ALONE
  12. ^ screw you yintan
  13. ^ f-u-c-k off yintan
  14. ^ i hate yintan
  15. ^ As hole Take a seay from an ex anon member fuc off
  16. ^ Shutup Yintan nobody likes you
  17. ^ If yintan is reading this go F*** yourself
  18. ^ I HATE YOU!
  19. ^ who hates Yintan
  20. ^ Fuck off yintan
  21. ^ Internet bullies, which is what (..) Yintan and others are
  22. ^ We will also be launching an Operation against Wikipedia
  23. ^ you are (...) screwing the poor. we will soon be marching up your street.
  24. ^ Your actions, if continued, will lead to litigation
  25. ^ I am Alison Sharon Weir, and I will sue
  26. ^ you will be named on the legal papers also!
  27. ^ I should notify the police
  28. ^ This world is a fucking disgrace and it's thanks to people like you, yintan
  29. ^ YINTAN IS A SPECIAL BLACK KID
  30. ^ ALSO JAMACAN
  31. ^ Wiki is an American website so of course it will side with another American
  32. ^ All you japanese and chinese are dtermined to abuse Indian editors
  33. ^ act like a human being if you even are one
  34. ^ Youre a fucking bitch
  35. ^ STUPID FELLOW
  36. ^ SCOUNDREL
  37. ^ mercenary flunkies like Yintan
  38. ^ Your are a big joke
  39. ^ some bored script kiddie with no interest or knowledge of Genesis
  40. ^ Please do not let your probably communist upbringing interfere your objectivity that much
  41. ^ youre being reported for hate speech and spreading fake news
  42. ^ yintan is a homosexual
  43. ^ yintan is gay
  44. ^ yintan is gaylord
  45. ^ yintan is a smelly homosexual
  46. ^ yintanisafaggot
  47. ^ faggot
  48. ^ You are ultra homophobic!
  49. ^ you are a stupid bra wearing it even men with chest and breast as a woman
  50. ^ You obviously have no life. You are very bitter with your own life
  51. ^ YOU HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY THREATENING AND UNPROFESSIONAL
  52. ^ I have Aspergers Syndrome but I didnt realise that Wiki had a policy where it allows its staff to abuse someone in the UK with a Disability
  53. ^ You are disrespecting my late friend, me and countless others
  54. ^ Yintan stinks
  55. ^ Yintan smells like ball sacks and nachos
  56. ^ YINTAN SMELLS OF FISH
  57. ^ smell of urine
  58. ^ you are just a rich muppet
  59. ^ how much are they paying you to edit the truth
  60. ^ start doing something for you salary
  61. ^ Yintan, who is a vandal working within Wikipedia
  62. ^ even you of Wikipedia are not impartial
  63. ^ I am not an employee of Wiki unlike yourself so I dont get paid for every article I edit or delete
  64. ^ get off your 20 year old computer and go for a walk or play your N64
  65. ^ Hypocrites ! Scoundrels ! Liars ! Despots ! Heathen !
  66. ^ You do not work for this Church, and we do not appreciate your interfering with our page.
  67. ^ Yintan is stupid
  68. ^ dumbass
  69. ^ You idiot
  70. ^ Created by Yintan, the philosophy of Kawaida is a synthesis of African thought
  71. ^ predecessor is YinTan
  72. ^ Yintan can fuck Himself
  73. ^ Destin, Yintan
  74. ^ Yintan Secondary School
  75. ^ Yintan, thanks very much for your civility
  76. ^ many thanks for your prompt and helpful reply
  77. ^ A gentleman at last.

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