User talk:Ehickox2012

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The Eggman Theology, or more commonly known as "Eggmanism" is a comprehensive individual-centered religion. It centers around the idea of being the best "Eggman" or "Liquid Chicken" that one can be. "An Eggman is a person whose interests are in a constantly changing state; however, one always has one central 'yolk' interest, or passion." A follower of the Eggman Theology i. e. an Eggman or Liquid Chicken follows this idea closely. It is known as the Yolk Principle.

The Yolk principle states that one should have a multiple variety of interests and goals that are ever-changing and ever expanding, however, one should also have a central "yolk" interest or goal. The idea is that, while leading a very fun and interesting life, one can always have his or her "yolk" to give him or her stability and meaning in life. Followers believe that through following the Yolk Principle, they become the best possible humans they can be. Followers also believe that in a perfect world, all would follow the Yolk Principle, which would create what they call "World-Harmony."

There are also many subdoctrines and rules that are hard to follow, as they are never written down. An example of one of these rules is allowing oneself an enormous amount of leisure time every day to explore one's interests. This rule has created a considerable amount of controversy, as Eggmanism's founder, Eli Hickox, states: "This rule includes the prohibition of all homework from the schooling system, a true Child of the [Eggman] Theology does not need things shoved down his throat at home, he already gets that enough at school."

Eggmanism's founder calls himself "The Architect". Not much else is known about this mysterious figure, other than that his name is Eli Hickox. He has been known to distance himself from his creations by creating a plethora of pen names, so it is hard to keep track of his work; however, he maintains the religion's blog at http://liquidchickenman.blogspot.com/ .

• • And, please read WP:SPAM. Anthony Appleyard (talk) 06:14, 28 February 2011 (UTC)