User talk:Professor Chaos

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Haha, I edited the navigation line in Stanley's Cup to be more friendly, but I think I like your version better. Milto LOL pia 08:34, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

The Decemberists[edit]

No, really, it's The Tain. --badlydrawnjeff talk 17:56, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, I didn't change that. I reverted edits by some retard without an account who put in a comment under the green screen challenge that said something like: "Colbert won the challenge, that says something about this 'band'." The whole thing of course was rigged, Funk lost to Peter Frampton, not Colbert. I reverted that. Professor Chaos 19:10, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
Sorry, I missed the part you reverted below that. It seems your reversion nailed some real vandalism, too. My apologies. --badlydrawnjeff talk 19:53, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

South Park[edit]

Hello. I'm a South Park fan in Greece, where the series is quite unknown. As I have stumbled upon a site for watching the episodes for free, I would like to know in which episode Mr.Mackey gets high on LSD. Could you tell me? I figured that, as a member of the South Park WikiProject, you would know. --Orthologist 23:44, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

It's in the second season, episode 204, called "Ike's Wee Wee." While the kids try to save Kyles younger brother Ike from a curcumcision, Mr. Mackey gets in trouble for passing marijuana around the class. Also, I am curious to know this website you have stumbled upon. Professor Chaos 06:41, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC)[edit]

In 2007, as part of its Fourth Assessment Report, the IPCC concluded that human actions are "very likely" the cause of global warming, meaning a 90% or greater probability.[1]

"The world's leading climate scientists said global warming has begun, is very likely caused by man, and will be unstoppable for centuries, ... . The phrase very likely translates to a more than 90 percent certainty that global warming is caused by man's burning of fossil fuels. That was the strongest conclusion to date, making it nearly impossible to say natural forces are to blame."[1]

"The report said that an increase in hurricane and tropical cyclone strength since 1970 more likely than not can be attributed to man-made global warming. The scientists said global warming's connection varies with storms in different parts of the world, but that the storms that strike the Americas are global warming-influenced."[2]

"On sea levels, the report projects rises of 7-23 inches by the end of the century. That could be augmented by an additional 4-8 inches if recent surprising polar ice sheet melt continues."[3]

The IPCC was the official study of the UNFCCC, the UN in other words the IPCC had the participation of over one hundred eighty nations and their leading researchers, the United States being one of those participants. As a Result this study represents the total consensus of the global scientific community, just take the inter wikilinks for more info.

The Wikipedia Song (Ich habe keinen Eintrag bei Wikipedia)[edit]

Dear Professor Chaos, I've just read here, that you are searching the song lyrics. I've written them down quickly for you, but I didn't translate it, because it would take a very long time and it would not be correct, because my english is not the best. So here it is:


Ich habe keinen Eintrag bei Wikipedia, drum frag ich mich manchmal, bin ich wirklich da?
Bin ich wirklich existent, oder bild' ich's mir nur ein,
denn wäre es so, dann müßt' der Eintrag doch da sein.

Ich habe keinen Eintrag bei Wikipedia,
ich kann doch nicht real sein, das ist schon mal klar.
Meine Existenz ist für mich sehr umstritten,
und such' ich bei Google wird auch schwer gelitten.
Nicht mal tausend Treffer, was heißt das hier schon,
bei Milliarden Seiten scheint das fast wie Hohn.
Nur weil da mein Name steht, steht da nichts über mich,
und bei der Bildersuche sieht keiner mein Gesicht.

Ich habe keinen Eintrag bei Wikipedia,
drum frag ich mich manchmal, bin ich wirklich da?
Bin ich wirklich existent, oder bild' ich's mir nur ein,
denn wäre es so, dann müßt' der Eintrag doch da sein.

Bei youtube läuft ein Video mit mir im Abspann,
das wär immerhin ein Indiz: Du bist am Leben, Mann.
Im Duden such ich vergeblich, naja war zu erwarten,
das Telefonbuch gibt mir Hoffnung und Branchenbücher Atem.
Doch das ist alles regional und vielleicht gefälscht,
es gibt nur eine Sache die als Beweis zählt.
Neben Sigmund Freud, bei Dumbo und Plektrum
sollte doch auch ich steh'n, Wikipedia ergo sum.

Ich habe keinen Eintrag bei Wikipedia,
drum frag ich mich manchmal, bin ich wirklich da?
Bin ich wirklich existent, oder bild' ich's mir nur ein,
denn wäre es so, dann müßt' der Eintrag doch da sein.

Ich habe keinen Eintrag bei Wikipedia,
drum frag ich mich manchmal, bin ich wirklich da?
Bin ich wirklich existent, oder bild' ich's mir nur ein,
denn wäre es so, dann müßt' der Eintrag doch da sein.

Greetings, User Mascobado from the German Wikipedia. -- 00:02, 25 March 2007 (UTC)


Night_of_the_Living_Homeless, stop adding the Tony Hawk reference, it completely destroys any credit you used to have as a wikipedia editor and makes you seem like a 12 year old adding made up fan fluff. There is zero connection between ANY south park episode and Tony Hawk 2, so please do not add it any more. There's a good boy JayKeaton 06:00, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

I'd like to point this out to anyone who happens to read this. I don't know how old this guy is, but he's telling me to be mature; I find the condescending tone quite irritating. One of my goals as part of the South Park Wikiproject is to shrink the trivia sections to zero if possible, without discarding relevant information. Someone else added a trivia to Night of the Living Homeless pointing out that Cartman jumping his skateboard over homeless people is similar to a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 challenge. I thought it sounded plausible, so rather than deleting it (as is my habit), I worked it into the synopsis. I'm going going to put it back, but I'm going to put a "citation needed" tag. If anyone can verify it, then take the tag out. If you feel the need to delete it, please feel free to be more mature than JayKeaton. Professor Chaos 02:10, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
The Tony Hawk "reference" has no place on that page JayKeaton 07:06, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Sure, it may be a stretch. Someone else put it there, and I was sure that if I deleted it it would show right back up, so I decided to work it in instead, because it sounded somewhat plausible (what if Matt or Trey are a Tony Hawk game fan?). As I worked it in, I thought, "this might be true," so I put it back myself. I should have put a tag on it. It doesn't mean I have no credibility, or that you can go making a fool of yourself with your comments. Professor Chaos 13:49, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
"If they liked it" is a weasel word, I try to leave out weasel words, thank you. I used my better judgment and deleted it, I knew it had no place on that page and I knew it had to go. I never said you didn't have any credibility, in fact I had never even noticed your username until you messaged me. I don't know why you think I would say you specifically have no credibility, but I AM certain that I am not the one you should be talking to about that little problem. Look, I'm sorry, but the Tony Hawk bit just has to stay deleted. JayKeaton 18:28, 23 April 2007 (UTC)
Dude, lay off the Tony Hawk thing! It looks like it's back, and guess what: I didn't put it there! Just like I didn't the first time, JayKeaton! I would have deleted it, I routinely delete trivia, but I thought it was pointless as it would just show up again. I also would like it out of the article, unless there's direct evidence that it's true. You seem to think I'm crusading to have Tony Hawk included in this article, the only thing I'm complaining about is that you insulted my credibility (direct quote from you on my talk page: "completely destroys any credit you used to have as a wikipedia editor and makes you seem like a 12 year old adding made up fan fluff"), then denied it. I don't care what you do about Tony Hawk, but don't go after other editors with good track records when you don't know what you're talking about! Professor Chaos 17:53, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Dude, it's been almost exactly a week since you last posted. Have you been looking at the SP page waiting for it to come back? Are you stalking me or summat?!? That is not cool man. Your time would be better spent fixing other pages or working out at the gym, to be honest. You seem to be looking for some kind of reassurance, so um, yeah, your great, your a super editor. Keep up the good work and, boy, don't ever doubt yourself. Now give it a rest JayKeaton 18:41, 30 April 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for voting on my poll! FictionH 21:18, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

August 2007[edit]

Information.svg Welcome to Wikipedia. We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia. However, talk pages are meant to be a record of a discussion; deleting or editing legitimate comments, as you did at MacBook Pro, is considered bad practice, even if you meant well. Take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. Thank you. Nja247 (talkcontribs) 09:51, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Here's why I did it, this is from the top of the talk page, in bold: "This is the talk page for discussing improvements to the MacBook Pro article. This is not a forum for general discussion about the article's subject." The comment was unsigned, or I'd have put a polite note on his talk page. Professor Chaos 14:17, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Re: Your tagged article...[edit]

Thanks for not bashing... for once someone genuine is on Wikipedia!  :-) Feel free to use the sandbox if you need to test out your future articles beforehand. Hope your editing will improve and contribute interesting and informative articles to Wikipedia! Happy editing! - Jameson L. Tai talkcontribs 04:58, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

RE: South Park Articles[edit]

Not a problem, mate - I've seen your edits to the SP articles, so I owe just as much thanks to you for help with them! ≈ The Haunted Angel 18:19, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Speedy deletion nomination of Epthitachyphtaliphtherdipthyclicstalacious[edit]

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June 2010[edit]

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Hahaha! Wow, this is serious business, apparently... seriously, though, what does that word mean? Professor Chaos (talk) 06:10, 3 June 2010 (UTC)


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