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  1. Set up a triumvirate of MastCell, Bishonen, and Moni3. (Note that none of them will want to do this, and you will likely have to force them at gunpoint; that's part of the reason they'd be good choices.)
  2. Anything all three of them agree on is policy. Anything two of the three agree on is a guideline. Everything else is solved by rock, paper, scissors.
  3. Be ready to clone them as they inevitably burn out and quit, so we don't go too long without all three. Because offhand I can't think of any other good potential replacement triumviri; the rest of us appear to be either fools or lunatics.

Plan B[edit]

No offense to the three people above, but an alternate solution would be to just have User:Moonriddengirl decide everything by fiat. She appears to be immune from the desire to be retired or semi-retired that has infected the current triumvirate. At the very least, if Moni3 really has gone for good, then MRG should take her place. --Floquenbeam (talk) 13:32, 5 February 2013 (UTC)