User:RachelBartlett

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de Dieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.
en-5 This user can contribute with a professional level of English.
fr-3 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.
sxu-2 Dor Benutzor hior is eing'sch schonn nisch ohne im Sächs'sch Spräschn.
nds-2 Disse Bruker hett gode Plattdüütsch-Kenntnis.
rue-1 Йсі Вікипедянты вмівут уживати русинськый язык на базовом рôвні.
la-1 Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.
es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
it-1 Questo utente può contribuire con un livello semplice di italiano.
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I am severely unhappy with the way Wikipedia is managed recently[edit]

Utterly!

Also playing here[edit]

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benutzer:RachelBartlett

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/User:RachelBartlett

http://wikitravel.org/en/User:RachelBartlett

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rachel_bartlett/ -- has cute pictures of kitties and flowers!


Personality traits I need boxes for[edit]

Philosophy[edit]

  • The best revenge is a good life.
  • Everything you don't do in this life you will never do.
  • Criticism is like Barbed tape: The harder you fight it, the deeper it cuts.
  • It's never too late to have a good childhood.

Properties[edit]

  • User is house-trained, low maintenance, and can imitate a traffic sign if necessary.
  • User knows so many bits and pieces of random obscure languages she wonders whether this has caused Hindustani to become a mutually intelligible language for her brain, enabling her to absorb a language without putting any particular effort into it, merely by overdosing on Bollywood movies. For this would be awesome.

Operating Manual[edit]

  • User needs to be hit over the head with the obvious. Frequently.
  • User responds to logics, chocolate, and general cuteness. No violence necessary.

Warning![edit]

User habitually exercizes abnormal control over her facial expressions and emoticons, and as a result gets taken seriously way too often, both on- and offline. This backfires in funny ways. She claims this to be her sense of humor. Others might disagree.

My Userboxes[edit]

Useless Information[edit]

Crystal kthememgr.svg This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes.
IQ curve.svg This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons.
:) This user is happy.
ICS One.svg This user is one in 23,212,605.
Info
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This user believes that all articles should have an infobox.
Laff alert.svg This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
Screwit.svg This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
Edit to ∞! This user has a tendency to over edit.
Face-angel.svg This user assumes good faith.
H2G2 This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.

Linguistic preferences[edit]

by This user does not like the passive voice.
…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.
person,
humanity
This editor writes carefully to avoid gender neutrality issues completely.
to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
who(m) This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
they? This user has no opinion about singular they.
snkd This user says sneaked.
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
; This user is addicted to semicolons; he or she uses them frequently.
A, B, and
A and B
This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
No ellipsis abuse.png This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
"…" This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.
“…!” For quotation marks, this user would rather use “American punctuation.”
[lɪŋ] This user's favourite subject is Linguistics.
UserboxSelfEducated.png This user considers herself self-educated.
Mix This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
GS This user went to a
grammar school.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
GraduationQuery.svg This user might or might not have an academic degree, and considers the distinction irrelevant on Wikipedia.
... This user would like to know oodles more languages.
ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.
dlph-1 Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.
fgn This user can speak foreign.
BS-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.
nws-0 This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
ipa-4
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This user has a nearly complete understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
Hanzi.svg 這個用戶認為漢字簡化並無增添或破壞漢字之美。
这个用户认为汉字简化并无增添或破坏汉字之美。
This user thinks that simplification neither ruined nor increased the beauty of Chinese characters.
Hrkt-1
This user has a basic understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.

Interface[edit]

KB United States Dvorak.svg This user contributes using a Dvorak Keyboard.
Vista-blockdevice.png This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.

Music and Math, the two subjects I sucked at in school.[edit]

Gcalctool.svg This user loves calculators.
band-3
This user likes Manic Street Preachers.
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This user knows basic
music theory.
fan-3 This user loves Neil Diamond.

Gaming behaviour[edit]

Rubiks cube solved.jpg This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.
Go board part.jpg This user is a Go player.
Nuvola apps kmahjong.png This user plays mahjong.
RV This user is a reversi player.
MN-2 This user is an expert minesweeper.
Sudoku-by-L2G-20050714.svg This user is a Sudoku addict.

Identity Fragments[edit]

Exquisite-Modem.png This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
Slavic This user is of Slavic ancestry.
UnderwoodKeyboard.jpg This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
Flag of Saxony (state).svg This user is of Saxon ancestry.
Label for dangerous goods - class 4.3.svg This user is Dangerous When Wet. Ensure that this user does not have a shower!
</label> This user does not wish to limit his or her sexual experiences by applying a label indicating a specific sexual orientation.
Joan of arc miniature graded.jpg This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended.


☢ This user is an escaped genetic experiment.
This user is a professional editor.
Rosetta Stone.jpg This user is a professional translator.
Mona Lisa headcrop.jpg This user is interested in painting.
Asahiflex600.jpg This user enjoys photography.

Empirical Biology[edit]

00:00 This user uses 24-hour time.
Windup alarm clock.jpg This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.
Nuvola apps kweather.svg This user enjoys watching the weather.
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This user loves sunny days
XN Fruehjahrswiese 00.jpg This user loves the Spring.
Igloo.png This user prefers cold weather.
Bicycle with Rider.svg This user is a bicyclist.
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This user is car-free.
The Earth seen from Apollo 17.jpg
Modern Pentathlon 2004 Olympics.jpg This user is a cross country runner.
TwoDumbbells.JPG This user does weight training.
Drawn heart.svg
This user has a heart condition.
Ambidextorous.png This user is ambidextrous.

I can't believe you followed me this far.[edit]

¾ You are three-quarters through this user's userboxes.
ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Chocolate and Coffee are vegetables[edit]

CDC cuke2.jpg This user loves to eat cucumbers.
Tomaten im Supermarktregal.jpg This user believes that tomatoes are fruits.
S-0 This user does not drink carbonated beverages.
H20 This user drinks water.
Döner kebab.jpg This user loves döner kebab.
Nofish.PNG This user does not eat fish. Ever.

I do not own any cats. All cats own me.[edit]

Cat03.jpg
This user has tested the
buttered cat paradox.
WP:UA
Cat03.jpg This user believes that cats are NOT food.
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Lipotes vexillifer.png This user misses the Yangtze River dolphin.
Sterling.png This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair.
Vulpes vulpes sitting.jpg This users favourite animal is the Red fox. (Vulpes vulpes)
Kiwifugl.jpg
This user likes kiwis (not the fruit).

Fiction preferences[edit]

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This user listens to
audio books.


Mystery.png This user enjoys reading mysteries.
Sherlock Holmes statue at Meiringen1.jpg This user likes Sherlock Holmes
Matrix This user knows there is no spoon.
Indiafilm.jpg This user enjoys Bollywood films.

I do own a TV set. It does not own me.[edit]

MONK This user watches the television show Monk.
ΔTPΔ This user has read Laura Palmer's diary.
Lisa If anyone wants this user, they'll be in their room...
What kind of userbox is that?
¡ This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!
SP in.svg This user demands you
Respect my authoritah!
Frasier Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

And![edit]

?met? This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans have such a hard time with them.