User:Wykypydya

Hello! Welcome! My username is a spoof of the name "Wikipedia" but with all the non-a vowels turned into y's. I think the name is interesting because it imitates the name of the encyclopedia but makes the "ee"-sounding vowels completely uniform. There has been a debate about this username that (fortunately) resulted in keeping the status quo. ((See talk page))

I hereby vote this page the weirdest user page on Wikipedia. --Wykypydya 19:26, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Latest crusade: Change "an historic" to "a historic"

Hello fellow Wikipedians. I have been very frustrated to find so many pages containing the grammatically-incorrect phrase "an historic" instead of "a historic". In article-space, only quoted text and titles should contain the archaic phrase "an historic". Otherwise it should be "a historic". I've changed some of them to "a historic" but there are thousands upon thousands of these articles with such instances. (Rant.) I have placed a bot request here. Who will join me in this crusade? Please place your signature ("~~~~") below (click "edit" on the section):

Usernames in crusade to remove "an historic" from WP pages

• Wykypydya (talk) 01:40, 1 May 2011 (UTC)

My opinions about Wikipedia vandalism , Can I really edit here?

I have deviant views about the acceptability of vandalism. I do not actually oppose policy or approve of blatant vandalism of any articles. In fact, I comprehend as much as any reasonable person that vandalism is a violation. However, I think there are different and distinct types of vandalism, and they should be recognized. My views stem from the non-aggression principle: as long as one's vandalism does not adulterate legitimate content, does not infringe on the freedom of anyone else to use and enjoy the encyclopedia, doesn't abuse other user's edits where such vandalism is not expected, and is limited or sequestered to appropriate places ("appropriate" being a loose definition), then it isn't really a violation at all. As long as proper discretion is exercised, it can be that vandalism doesn't victimize anyone.

If a user voluntarily permits or designates vandalism on certain pages or in certain sections within their own userspace (which other users besides me do, too), then how is that vandalism a violation? Users deserve to be entitled to such self-determination.

Obviously, illegitimate editing of mainstream Wikipedia articles is unacceptable. However, many administrators use the phrase "ruining others' hard work" when referring to or scolding a vandal, and even in this case, I don't believe that saying is always justified. One should consider the nature, effects, and intentions of the vandalism. While page-blanking or deleting text is obvious damage, adding words to or embellishing the article, even with nonsense and especially at the leading or trailing the rest of it, is not ruination "of others' hard work" but rather an addition of inappropriate content. Whether the edit was acceptable or not, if text has not been adulterated or removed inappropriately, then it hasn't been "ruined".

The most common vandalism line on Wikipedia (where vandalism is approved)

Quote: "Can I really edit here? --Jimbo Wales" Whos is jimbo and why am I allowed to edit even though im not logged in? and i can save it, but can anyone else see it or is it temporarily changed only in my browser.

Subpage index

Idiotic "reversal" subpages

Binary substitutions

The following articles are all the permutations of directly and oppositely swapping two and only two (and leaving alone one and only one) of the following three items: article title, article edit summary(ies), article content text. (3 permutations)

• /This article has its title and content reversed. Therefore, it is difficult to access, read, and edit, as the title becomes the content and the content becomes the title, forcing one to use the content as the page's URI.: Title-reversed stub article
• /Content-edit-summary-reversed_article: Added link on main userpage to whacked-up article that has its edit summaries and actual content reversed.
• /Added text describing that this is a self-referential article that has its title and edit summary reversed.: This article has its title and edit summaries in the wrong places.

Triangular substitutions

The following articles are all the permutations of all of the following three items concurrently being shuffled out-of-place, having been indirectly displaced and transposed betwixt each other: article title, article edit summary(ies), article content text. (2 permutations)

/This_article_has_its_content_in_place_of_its_title,_its_title_in_place_of_its_edit_summary,_and_its_edit_summary_in_place_of_its_text.

/Introduced_article_that_has_title,_content,_and_edit_summary_shifted_clockwise

Vandalism

You may do vandalism on this page limited to this section, or visit my dedicated vandalism pages: /Vandalism, /Vandalism/Vulgar vandalism, and /Vandalism/Incivil vandalism.

Please view /Vandalism guidelines to know what you should and shouldn't do; reading this is a good idea.

Update: Vandalism subpage tree has been deleted by party-pooping administrative debate to which I was no party. Sorry to vandalism enthusiasts!  :-( But fear not, the fight to maintain isolated user-subpage vandalism lives on.

Please fiddle with vandalize me below the following horizontal line:

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Can I really edit here? --Jimbooooooo Wales

Nooooooo sh*t, Sherlooooooock! --Wykypydya 03:59, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Why shooooooould I believe yooooooou? --Jimbooooooo Wales

Because I already said it's oooooookay tooooooo vandalize this sectiooooooon ooooooof my user page, yooooooou dimwit! --Wykypydya

All right, if yooooooou say sooooooo. Just in case yooooooou didn't knooooooow, vandalizing Wikipedia is my absooooooolute favoooooooritest activity in the whooooooole wide wooooooorld! --Jimbooooooo Wales

Get a life, man. --Wykypydya

Hey, it's me again -- Jimbooooooo. I just wanted tooooooo check up again and make sure that it's oooooookay tooooooo edit freely here. --Jimbooooooo Wales

Yooooooou sickooooooo. Dooooooon't yooooooou get it? Yooooooou dooooooon't have tooooooo f'n ask if it's oooooookay tooooooo edit. Just gooooooo by the instructiooooooons preceding, and if there's any update in vandalism permissiooooooon, I'll nooooooote it here. --Wykypydya 04:07, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

just a little question, why would wikipedias founder wanna mess with it? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, someone changed my own vandalism with lots of "oooos", but I guess it's ooooooooooooookay because it makes it weirderrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. --Wykypydya 18:50, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

WHAT...?!

Once upon a time, there was a little bunny who had no friends, but then he made some friends and everyone was happy. The end.

An olde hare hoare, and an olde hare hoare, is verie goode meate in Lent. But a hare that is hoare, is too much for a score, when it hoars 'ere it be spent! Ha ha... Get it?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The following words allow me to speak my current state of mind:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

As you can see, each word varies in length, number of A's, number of H's, capitalization patterns, and number of exclamation points. This is a testament to the effect of entropy in holding down certain keys and the Shift key for random lengths of time. --Wykypydya 19:07, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

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Salad Fingers

Hello. Hello. Today, I've been enjoying the pleasures... of nettles. Oh... what's this queer-looking contraption? You can be called... a... nettle carrier. There you go.

Oh... it seems nettles... have made the milk... drop out... from inside my teat. The nettles make me think happy times. Oh, Bubble Trumps.

Oh, hello! You've picked a rather late hour to be visiting me! Have you got a name? I think... you're called... Milford Cubicle! Why don't you come in? You can have a sit-down and rest those weary legs. I'll give you a hand, if you're feeling rather fatigued, Milford Cubicle. Is that comfortable? I say... would you like a warm glass of milk, Milford Cubicle?

What are you going on about man

Somebody set up us a bomb

All your base are belong to us!--Cybermud (talk) 17:16, 30 September 2010 (UTC)

A lovely bedtime story

Once upon a time, there was a little turtle who had no friends, but then he made some friends and everyone was happy. The end!

Edit Summary

Please read Wikipedia guidelines on courtesy regarding edit summaries. I have recently edited Private company limited by shares and your comment regarding the correction of grammar you made, whilst accurate, could be construed as offensive. Matt Adore 15:22, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Oops... I'll try to avoid this in the future. However, I regret to inform you that you have posted your comment in the vandalism section of my userpage, so technically this comment is vandalism and may be construed as nonsense. As a courtesy I'll copy this over to my user talk page. Thanx 4 the comment, though. --Wykypydya 17:46, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

After copying the preceding incorrectly-placed comment to my talk page, I have taken the liberty to vandalism|vandalize the original one below:

Editing Summarization

Pleasable readingly Wikipedia guides on hostility regarding my edit summarizations. I have long-since editable Private company limited by shares and your comment disregarding the correction of grammar you made, whilst accurate, could be construed as very lovely. Matt Abhor 15:22, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Oops, my bad... I won't try to avoid this in the future and will do it for c/(lightyears) to come. However, I don't regret to inform you that you have posted your comment in the vandalism section of my userpage, so technically this comment is vandalism and I can vandalize it WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE look at me I'm vandalizing this person's comment which is actually my own comment. As a discourtesy I won't copy this over to my user talk page. No thanx 4 the comment, though. --Wykypydya 17:46, 29 May 2007 (UTC) --Wykypydya 18:00, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Random comment from someone

I have copied the following incorrectly-placed comment that was written on my userpage from a non-vandalism section, to here. --Wykypydya (talk) 00:55, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

Whos is jimbo and why am I allowed to edit even though im not logged in? and i can save it, but can anyone else see it or is it temporarily changed only in my browser.

(— Preceding unsigned comment added by 143.199.125.10 (talk • contribs) )

My answer: Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit! You don't have to be logged in to edit Wikipedia, but the only difference is that you will be publicly identified by your Internet Protocol (IP) address... so that we can all see what region you're from and hack you. Just kidding about the "hacking" part.  ;) Proper editing and reversal of vandalism gets regularly enforced by the user and admin communities. --Wykypydya (talk) 00:55, 17 July 2009 (UTC)

More stuff

Drug and alcohol. Hello? What's the problem? There's no problem here whatsoever. Whaddoya mean what's the matter ma'am? What are you calling for ma'am, do you have a problem? Ba -- I've never called anybody! You're calling me, I don't know who you are, you don't know who I am, and I don't know who you're supposed to be calling, but you better get the right number. Hello? What's the problem here? What is the problem here, ma'am? WHAT? You -- you're the person calling Drug and Alcohol. You are the person calling Drug and Alcohol -- do you know what number you're dialing? Do YOU know what number you are dialing?? Hello? Excuse me? Well we don't call you either! You call me, I can't call you... You call me every time, and cuss me out, and that's not right! OH, excuse me! I don't know who you're calling then! Bring it on, come on and bring it on baby, bring it on! Hello? Hello? Bring it on, come on, and bring it on! Listen, listen, will you please listen to me?! Excuse me, but you're callin' ME! I don't know if you know what number you're callin', but you're callin' continu'us, you've -- you've called 10 times, 'cause every time it's recorded. Ten times. Uh, it, that's right, I've got a recording here! It's 10 times you called us. Well I don't know who you're callin', you don't know either! Drug and Alcohol. There's no problem on this end, what's your problem? Well there is something the matter! You're callin' and pesterin' everybody! Well, you don't know what you're talkin' about, nobody's calling you, we've never called you, you're calling us!

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Achenar

Bring me... blue pages!

Eh Sirrus? Is that you?

Greed which is ENDLESS!!!

<Gasp>! Oh yes! I'm free!! Ooooh hooo ha ha ha!! Oooh, I feel... ALIVE!! And how do you feel, MY FRIEND? He he he heww!! ... What have we here? Perhaps, the pages, you worked so hard for, HE HEWW! Whoops, eh he he he hew!! ... Ohhhh, yes, OOOHH! ... Sirrus?? Where's my BROTHER?! ...

People who write "an" before a non-silent "h" are stupid

Once upon a time there was an hillbilly living in an house in an historic district. He was in an happy mood. Okay, that's all I can think of for now, I'll write more when I can think of it.

Can I really edit here? --Jimbo Wales (talk) 03:26, 2 May 2011 (UTC)