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===Meaning===
[[The Story]]
Derived from the [[Irish Language]] "carraig" and/or the [[Scottish Gaelic language]] "creag", both meaning "rock".


===Places===
The essence of "Craig", or "Amazing", comes from running shoes. Born of pure running . . . well, valor, Craig spent his days seeking out the meaning of life. The search, however, was in vain, as Craig already knew it. He once told a man by the name of Adolf Hitler, who couldnt handle the responsibility and shot himself in the head.


*[[Craig, Colorado]]
After this, Craig became a worldwide hero!
*[[Craig, Alaska]]
*[[Craig, Nebraska]]
*[[Craig, Missouri]]
*[[Craig, Iowa]]
*[[Craig County, Oklahoma]]
Hundreds, or possibly thousands of places with crags in Scotland. e.g. Black Craig (many), Yellow Craigs, East Craigs etc.


===People===


*[[Amanda Craig]] (born 1959), British novelist, author of ''[[A Vicious Circle]]'' and ''[[In a Dark Wood]]''
*[[Daniel Craig]], British Actor
*[[Elijah Craig]] (died 1808), important to the invention of bourbon whiskey
*[[F. W. S. Craig]] (1929-1989), British [[psephology|psephologist]] and compiler of reference books
*[[Gordon Craig]] (1872-1966), British actor
*[[James Henry Craig]] (1748-1812), British military officer and colonial administrator
*[[James Craig (VC)]], Scottish recipient of the Victoria Cross in 1855
*[[James Craig, 1st Viscount Craigavon]], 1st Viscount Craigavon (1871-1940), first Prime Minister of Northern Ireland
*[[Jim Craig]] (born 1957), U.S. hockey player
*[[John Craig]] (1663-1731), Scottish mathematician
*[[John Manson Craig]] (1896-1970), Scottish soldier, Victoria Cross recipient
*[[Judy Craig]] (born 1946), U.S. singer ([[The Chiffons]])
*[[Larry Craig]] (born 1945), U.S. politician
*[[Locke Craig]] (1860-1925), U.S. politician
*[[Malin Craig]] (1875-1945), U.S. general
*[[Mikey Craig]] (born 1960), DJ and musician ([[Culture Club]])
*[[Ralph Craig]] (1889-1972), U.S. track and field athlete
*[[Robert C. Craig]] (1921-1990), U.S. psychologist and educationalist
*[[Roger Craig (baseball)|Roger Craig]] (born 1930), U.S. baseball player and manager
*[[Roger Craig]] (born 1960), U.S. football player
*[[Ryan Craig]] (born 1972), British play-writer
*[[Ryan Craig (hockey)|Ryan Craig]] (born 1982), Canadian ice hockey player
*[[Eric Frank Russell|Webster Craig]] (1905-1978), [[England|English]] [[science fiction]] [[author]]
*[[Wendy Craig]] (born 1934), British actress
*[[William Craig]] (born 1924), Northern Irish politician
*[[William Lane Craig]] (born 1949), Christian apologist and philosopher
*[[Yvonne Craig]] (born 1937), U.S. actress ([[Batgirl]])


===Fictional characters===
[[A Cold Summer Eve]]


*[[John Craig (fictional agent)|John Craig]] (in [[James Munro]]'s spy thrillers)
As Craig grew older, he became wiser in the ways of . . . well, living. Living, breathing, eating, running, and '''sleeping'''
*[[Recurring_South_Park_characters#Craig|Craig]] known for flipping people off in the popular television show ''[[South Park]]''


It was a dark and very non-stormy night. Craig was sipping tea and havin' crumpets with his fair amount of cousins, and Aiden, and a demon called Kim Sheets, when he started getting a bit tired.


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This was all a huge lapse of reason for Craig. He didn't realize what was going on around him anymore. In all his confusion, he ran to the kitchen. When he returned to teatime with his cousins, he had a metal pot atop his head and flour across his face. unclad from the waist up, except for the oversized unzipped jacket of his forefather, his gleaming abs shined in the faces of his kin and the demon and blinded them . . .


[[de:Craig]]
They tried to keep away from him, but Craig was very noticeable, even in the dark. At two in the morning he began pushups. Asking for an explanation, Craig simply replied, "I'm tired!"

Craig then positioned himself upside-down against the wall and made a formation of legs. He asked his family, "Does this look like an upside-down four?"

Just then, all the blood in his muscled body rushed into his head and drowned his brain. He toppled over.


Craig LaLonde died that night, most say out of pure idiocy. But is it possible that he wasn't just crazy, and demons really WERE haunting his spirits. We can never find this out, unfortunately.



A reincarnation of Craig resides in the LaLonde home with the real one (the dead one)'s family right next to their grandparents and the legendary Luke Shields. It may not be in full stride, but in ways, Craig lives on to this day. If you stop by the Clinton School's track, they you can still faintly hear his amazingly handsome footsteps against the squishy terrain.

Revision as of 01:28, 26 May 2006

Meaning

Derived from the Irish Language "carraig" and/or the Scottish Gaelic language "creag", both meaning "rock".

Places

Hundreds, or possibly thousands of places with crags in Scotland. e.g. Black Craig (many), Yellow Craigs, East Craigs etc.

People

Fictional characters


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