Wikipedia:Lamest edit wars

Occasionally, Wikipedians lose their minds and get into edit wars over the lamest things. This is to document that phenomenon. Please note, this page is dedicated to whimsy, and not to document real, contentious edit wars.

• Cauliflower - Is cauliflower nutritious? Is specifying what parts are usable POV?
• List of numbers that are always odd - the number 3 was being considered as possibly being not odd. Page protection was needed to halt the heated debate. User:Wik's correction of a misspelling of hypochondriacs was re-reverted no less than 3 times. Supposedly as a means to illustrate the ludicrousness of the subject, various examples such as "the atomic numbers of gold and silver, but not their sum" and "the number of days in a year (except leap years)" were added to the list. Later in the edit war, no less than two thousand five hundred numbers of debated oddness (every second integer from 1 to 4999) were added and removed, four hundred ninety eight of them repeatedly before the edit war was solved by Meelar deleting the page.
• Wikipedia:Yet more bad jokes and other deleted nonsense#Edit conflicts - the edit war on the Wikipedia:Edit conflicts page, preserved in Yet More Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.
• Gdanzig - edit wars have been occuring for most of a year as regards the exact name of this Polish German Prussian Eastern Central Northern European Baltic Baltijas city.
• Wikipedia:Requests for de-adminship - Wik's nominations of 9 Wikipedia:Wikicops were moved; the wikicops page itself got in a move war about a week later and ended back at Wikipedia:Administrators.
• Sarah Edmonds - Wik makes a correction, giving her middle name and month of birth. This gets lost through an edit conflict, and Danny and Alexandros add a paragraph worth of content. Wik reverts. Danny reverts. Etcetera. The only objection either had with the other's edits was that it reverted their own.
• Richard Neustadt - Two months of edit war on whether the page should say "[[Harry S. Truman|President Truman]]" or "President [[Harry S. Truman]]" (plus the same with several other presidents). Of course, this president's ACTUAL name was Harry S Truman, with no period after "S", his complete middle name.
• Wikipedia:Lamest edit wars ever - edit war over what edit wars should be on this page. - see Recursion; see also tail recursion.
• Suncrest, Washington - Constant reversion of Mark Richards's "vandalism" by original creator who seemed to think it was his page. See page history and VfD discussion.
• FOX News - edit war over whether three commas should go inside or outside the quotation marks.
• Grace Kelly - edit war over whether she is a gay icon.
• Miss Kitty Fantastico - edit war over whether it is appropriate for the text some demons to link to the article Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet.
• User:The Trolls of Navarone - two sysops in a revert war over the user page of a banned sockpuppet of hard-banned user:142. Then, a month later, a user takes one of them to Quickpolls over the revert war.
• Invisible Pink Unicorn - edit war over what pictures (if any) to include of a parody deity, and how to caption them
• Nancy Reagan - was she born in 1921? Or 1923? After days of editing, does anyone really care THAT much? Woman is old.
• Micronations - two self-proclaimed leaders of micronations in a lengthy revert war in this and other articles about the comparative value and notability of their made-up countries.
• Aluminum - The non-US English-speaking world spells it aluminium, and that's where the article is. There are occasional futile attempts to put the word back to aluminum.