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| status = Is currently: ''Posting [[propaganda]] online''
| status = Is currently: ''Posting [[propaganda]] online''
| image = Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1990-048-29A,_Adolf_Hitler_retouched.jpg
| image = Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1990-048-29A,_Adolf_Hitler_retouched.jpg
| image_caption = Contrary to popular belief online, I am not actually the reincarnation of [[Adolf Hitler]]. But they sure do seem to think so.
| image_caption = Contrary to popular belief online, I ''am'' actually the reincarnation of [[Adolf Hitler]].
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| name = Theodore
| name = Theodore

Revision as of 19:26, 18 April 2024

Part of the glorious 50 Cent Army

Their Imperial-Royal-Ducal-Schukal Majesty
Is currently: Posting propaganda online
— Wikipedian —
Contrary to popular belief online, I am actually the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.
Contrary to popular belief online, I am actually the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.
Name
Theodore
BornWilliam Octavius von Augustberg-Schweibenhamken
GenderYes
Pronounsshe/they/him
NationalityFreedom Loving Patriot
Country United States
Current location50km from your location and rapidly approaching.
LanguagesBarbaric excuse for a Germanic language
Time zoneThe Superior Time Zone
Current timeCurrent time for UTC-6 is 11:14
EthnicityPrussian-German ethnicity
RaceAryan Nordic Hyperborean
Height6'5" (very healthy. very Aryan)
HairBlond
EyesBlue. Also very Aryan
Handednessright handed. Very Aryan!
Sexuality

I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (come here!)

— Eminem
AlignmentChaotic
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
PoliticsiPhone stealerism
Other
Date of my inevitable spontaneous combustionAugust 5th, 2024