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Although not widely known for its record in football, The Wilson Bruins are widely known for their outstanding water polo and swim teams (with high crossover between the two teams). Additionally, the Wilson golf,
Although not widely known for its record in football, The Wilson Bruins are widely known for their outstanding water polo and swim teams (with high crossover between the two teams).
It was a dark and stormy night and I was alone in the children's hospital with thousands of children

One of them came up to me and said that he was bored. I looked at him and smiled and said "Don't worry I brought a PS1 and Rhapsody"

But they came up to me and started asking questions. Turns out a stranger in a children's hospital isn't the best place to learn where babies come from

While I was telling them how a man and women cooperate in bed a bear wondered into the room. The children started screaming but I just stood up and grabbed my axe, for I was a VIKING!

The bear charged at me, tossing the children around like monkeys. I jumped over the its head and cut off it's tail, just to piss it off.

The bear turned around and look at it's fallen tail then at me. It stood up on it's hind legs and picked up 2 girls with long hair and tied the hair together and started to use them like nun chucks. This was the part that was going to get interesting...

The bear was pulling fast moves with the girls as they were screaming. I just stared into it's eyes and screamed. I ran at the bear at full speed, knocking the sick children left and right and swung at the bear. But there were too many children and my axe got stuck.

The bear saw his chance to attack and pulled a roundhouse kick at me. I ducked but my helmet was knocked off as I stumbled away. I looked at the bear, who was laughing at me. Ha, we'll see who gets the last laugh.

I picked up a nearby child and unsheathed him. The magnificent blade I now held in my hand glistened in the rainbow. With it... the bear would fall

the bear continued swinging the 2 girls around. I picked up the clinically obese kid with a grunt and used him as a shield. Even if the bear tried to him me with those girls they would just fly off.... or the kid would eat them... one of the two

The bear ran forward, swinging one of the girls in a circle fashion in front of him. I needed to get him off balance... and fast. The solution crawled in front of me. With that, I punted the baby into the bear and hit him in the head. He fell over, crushing the toy Barney with flamethrower action.

I dashed towards the bear, sword and fatass in hand. The bear started to get up so I threw the fat child. He rolled among the floor like a fleshy bowling ball, knocking the bear on its back. I jumped up and stabbed the bear FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!

I backed away and admired the destruction only to be interrupped once more...

I started to walk away as the hospital went up in flames. My work there was done.

I sat down at a bench in front of a lake. I threw the bread that materialized into my hand to the ducks who were coughing up dogs. Life was good... until a man in a cloak walked by.

He took five steps past me and stopped. He turned and said " Are you the man who took down the bear in the hospital?"

I recognized that voice and coughed up my spear. "DAMN IT CHUCK NORRIS," I screamed, "I'LL KILL YOU FOR RUINING MY SCHOOL PICTURE!!" and dashed at him.

Ever try Mrs. Green's mashed potatoes? They are made from the freshest tomatoes and the ripest waffles for that world domination taste. Remember, when you're hungry, go for the green!

My spear pierced Chuck Norris' heart. I pulled the spear out and saw that the heart continued to beat. Chuck started laughing and his voice turned satanic...

This was going to be my greatest fight ever...
volleyball, women's track and field, and baseball teams have won statewide titles consistently. Although the boys track and field team has been increasing its reputation over the past few years thanks to talented young stars like Trenton Westling, Jon Widdup, Zack Webber, and Gregory Hill


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Revision as of 19:03, 12 April 2007

Official name Woodrow Wilson Classical High School
Established 1925
Principals Diane Brown, Lew Kerns
Activities Director Erin Fekjar
Student Leaders ASB President: Imani Waterfield
ASB Vice President: Monica Tran
ASB Secretary: Lilibeth Gonzalez
Location 4400 E Tenth Street

Long Beach, California 90804

Website http://www3.lbusd.k12.ca.us:81/wilson/index.php
Enrollment 4800 students
Mascot Bruin
School Colors Cardinal and Gold
District Long Beach Unified School District
Wilson Science Building

Woodrow Wilson Classical High School is a secondary school in Long Beach, California, USA.

Wilson High School, in the Long Beach Unified School District, opened in 1925 as the second school in the city (after Long Beach Polytechnic High School). In 2005 Wilson High School was recognized as a California Distinguished School for the second time.

Recently, Wilson has suffered population problems. It was built to accommodate 3,300 students, but due to population growth in the city of Long Beach, and high demand for students to attend Wilson, the population had risen to more than 4,600 students.

Classical Diploma

Wilson is different from the other schools in the Long Beach Unified School District. Wilson offers a Classical Diploma, in which students take one (or more) extra classes than normal. The Classical Diploma requires: four (4) years of English, four (4) years of mathematics, four (4) years of foreign language, four (4) years of science, three (3) years of social sciences, two (2) years of fine arts, two (2) years of physical education and three and a half (3.5) years of electives normally a sport or interest classes. The Classical Diploma is ideal for students entering the California State University system or the University of California system since the Classical requirements meet or exceed requirements for admission.

School uniforms

Wilson is one of the few public high schools in the United States that requires a school uniform (one other high school, and all primary schools in the Long Beach Unified School District require school uniforms). The uniform is khaki pants, skirts or shorts, with either white or burgundy collared shirts. [1]. The school colors are cardinal and gold, and the school mascot is the Bruin.

Sports

Although not widely known for its record in football, The Wilson Bruins are widely known for their outstanding water polo and swim teams (with high crossover between the two teams).

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  • OH SHI-A bear! Get in the car!

Infamous alumni

Notable events/people

  • Riot of '06, That shit was fuckin' crazy! THE greatest moment in Wilson High School history! You simply had to be there. There were trashcans flying all over the place! It was simply legendary. Too bad there's no video footage to show you.
  • who, He didn't actually go to Wilson. Wrote the story in the sports section.

Hated people/groups

  • Those fuckin' anime kids. Seriously, they all fuckin' suck. They need to get their lame-asses out of park and back to that lame ass "hang-out" spot for them. They don't belong with the normal kids, they should just be dumped into the basement or some shit.

Famous alumni

Notable staff

  • Klaus Barth, former Olympic medalist and Ironman competitor. He coached the boys' Soccer, Swimming and Waterpolo teams and taught Physical Education. He was still coaching at school until his death on October 2006 after six years of battling a brain tumor.
  • Erin Gruwell, former English teacher who inspired a group of disenfranchised students who would later be called called the "Freedom Writers".
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