User talk:Calton

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It's clean-up duty, mopping up after the dishonest, incompetent, and fanatical. Can't imagine why you'd have a problem with that.

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1. I am not an admin. I did not delete your page or article, nor did I block you. I may have, at the very most, suggested or urged deletion of pages or articles but I have no power or ability to do so on my own. I'm just an editor.
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Contributions

Do you think that I am intimidated by you telling me where I live? You tried that last time, too, except that you were one state off. Like I said, you just can't stop yourself.

Contributions

First of all, I thought you had deemed me as "not worth responding to." Then why, dear Calton, do you keep responding? Secondly, I find it very interesting that you chose NOW to archive your talk page. That's very, very telling. Also, I don't have to listen to you. So I'm not going to. I know it's annoying you to no end; that's why you can't stop responding to me, even though you keep claiming that I am not worth responding to. Oh, and FYI, I'm a female, although I'm not at all surprised that you don't know enough about women to realize that I am one. So, really, how many actual CONTRIBUTIONS (as defined in my last post, which you have now archived) have you made? Happy editing! Oh, no, sorry, I mean happy "slap a few tags and templates on pages, then make a few degrading comments that reveal your own levels of self-hatred and insecurity and then claim all of them as 'contributions'"! 66.35.127.0 01:20, 15 September 2007 (UTC)