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| name = Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
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| image = Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 1.jpg
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| alt =
| caption = Theatrical release poster
| caption = Theatrical release poster
| director = [[Nicholas Webster]]
| director = [[Nicholas Webster]]
| producer = Paul L. Jacobson<br>[[Joseph E. Levine]]<br>Arnold Leeds
| producer = {{Plainlist|
| writer = Paul L. Jacobson<br>Glenville Mareth
* Paul L. Jacobson
* '''Associate:'''
| starring = John Call<br>Leonard Hicks<br>Vincent Beck<br>[[Bill McCutcheon]]<br>Victor Stiles<br>Donna Conforti<br>Chris Month<br>[[Pia Zadora]]<br>Leila Martin<br>Charles Renn
* Arnold Leeds
* '''Executive:'''
* [[Joseph E. Levine]]
}}
| screenplay = Paul L. Jacobson
| story = Glenville Mareth
| starring = {{Plainlist|
* John Call
* Leonard Hicks
* Vincent Beck
* [[Bill McCutcheon]]
* Victor Stiles
* Donna Conforti
* Chris Month
* [[Pia Zadora]]
* Leila Martin
* Charles Renn
}}
| music = [[Milton DeLugg]]
| music = [[Milton DeLugg]]
| cinematography = David L. Quaid
| cinematography = David L. Quaid
| editing = William Henry
| editing = Bill Henry
| studio = Jalor Productions
| distributor = [[Embassy Pictures Corporation]]
| distributor = [[Embassy Pictures]]
| released = {{Film date|1964|11|14}}
| released = {{Film date|1964|11|14}}
| runtime = 81 min
| runtime = 81 minutes
| country = USA
| country = United States
| language = English
| language = English
| budget = $200,000 (estimated)
| budget = $200,000 (estimated)
}}
}}
'''''Santa Claus Conquers the Martians''''' is a 1964 American [[Science fiction film|science fiction]] [[Fantasy film|fantasy]] [[comedy film]] directed by [[Nicholas Webster]], written by Paul L. Jacobson based on a story by Glenville Mareth, stars John Call as [[Santa Claus]], and features an eight-year-old [[Pia Zadora]] as one of the Martian children. The film also marks the first documented appearance of [[Mrs. Claus]] in a motion picture (Doris Rich plays the role), coming three weeks before the TV special ''[[Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (TV special)|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer]]'' also featured the character.


'''''Santa Claus Conquers the Martians''''' is a 1964 science fiction comedy film that regularly appears on lists of the [[List of films considered the worst|worst films ever made]]. It is regularly featured in the "bottom 100" list on the [[Internet Movie Database]], and was featured in an episode of the 1986 syndicated series, the ''[[Canned Film Festival]]''. It was directed by [[Nicholas Webster]], and it stars John Call as [[Santa Claus]]. It also includes an 8-year-old [[Pia Zadora]] playing the role of one of the Martian children and also marks the first documented appearance of [[Mrs. Claus]] in a motion picture (Doris Rich plays the role), coming three weeks before the TV special ''[[Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (TV special)|Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer]]'' also featured the character.
The film was critically panned at the time of release and regularly appears on lists of the [[List of films considered the worst|worst films ever made]]. It is regularly featured in the "bottom 100" list on the [[Internet Movie Database]], and was featured in an episode of the 1986 syndicated series, the ''[[Canned Film Festival]]''. The film took on newfound fame in the 1990s after being featured on an episode of the comedy series ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''. The episode became a holiday staple on the [[Comedy Central]] cable channel in the years following its 1991 premiere. It has since found new life again, as it has been the subject of new riffing by [[Cinematic Titanic]] and [[RiffTrax]], both productions of former ''MST3K'' writers and performers. The film was also featured on the current run of ''[[Elvira's Movie Macabre]]''.


==Plot==
The film took on newfound fame in the 1990s after being featured on an episode of the comedy series ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''. The episode became a holiday staple on the [[Comedy Central]] cable channel in the years following its 1991 premiere. It has since found new life again, as it has been the subject of new riffing by [[Cinematic Titanic]] and [[RiffTrax]], both productions of former ''MST3K'' writers and performers. The movie was also featured on the current run of ''[[Elvira's Movie Macabre]]''.

== Plot ==
The story involves the people of Mars, including Momar ("Mom Martian") and Kimar ("King Martian"). They're worried that their children Girmar ("Girl Martian") and Bomar ("Boy Martian") are watching too much Earth television, most notably station KID-TV's interview with [[Santa Claus]] in his workshop at the North Pole. Consulting the ancient 800-year-old Martian sage Chochem (a [[Yiddish]] word meaning "genius"), they are advised that the children of Mars are growing distracted due to the society's overly rigid structure; from infancy, all their education is fed into their brains through machines and they are not allowed individuality or freedom of thought.
The story involves the people of Mars, including Momar ("Mom Martian") and Kimar ("King Martian"). They're worried that their children Girmar ("Girl Martian") and Bomar ("Boy Martian") are watching too much Earth television, most notably station KID-TV's interview with [[Santa Claus]] in his workshop at the North Pole. Consulting the ancient 800-year-old Martian sage Chochem (a [[Yiddish]] word meaning "genius"), they are advised that the children of Mars are growing distracted due to the society's overly rigid structure; from infancy, all their education is fed into their brains through machines and they are not allowed individuality or freedom of thought.


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When Santa and the children come back to the factory to make more toys, they discover the machines have been tampered with. Voldar and Stobo come back to the factory to make a deal with Kimar, but when they see the real Santa Claus they realize that their plan has been foiled. Dropo, held hostage in a cave, tricks his guard Shim and escapes. Kimar then arrests Voldar, Stobo and Shim. Santa notices Dropo acts like him, and says that Dropo would make a good Martian Santa. Kimar agrees to let Dropo be the Martian Santa Claus and sends Santa and the children back to Earth.
When Santa and the children come back to the factory to make more toys, they discover the machines have been tampered with. Voldar and Stobo come back to the factory to make a deal with Kimar, but when they see the real Santa Claus they realize that their plan has been foiled. Dropo, held hostage in a cave, tricks his guard Shim and escapes. Kimar then arrests Voldar, Stobo and Shim. Santa notices Dropo acts like him, and says that Dropo would make a good Martian Santa. Kimar agrees to let Dropo be the Martian Santa Claus and sends Santa and the children back to Earth.


== Cast ==
==Cast==
{{div col|3}}
*[[John Cal]]l as Santa Claus
* John Call as [[Santa Claus]]
*[[Leonard Hicks]] as Kimar
* Leonard Hicks as Kimar
*[[Vincent Beck]] as Voldar
* Vincent Beck as Voldar
*[[Bill McCutcheon]] as Dropo
*[[Victor Stiles]] as Billy
* [[Bill McCutcheon]] as Dropo
* Victor Stiles as Billy
*[[Donna Conforti]] as Betty
* Donna Conforti as Betty
*[[Chris Month]] as Bomar
*[[Pia Zadora]] as Girmar
* Chris Month as Bomar
*[[Leila Martin]] as Momar
* [[Pia Zadora]] as Girmar
* Leila Martin as Momar
*[[Charles Renn]] as Hargo
* Charles Renn as Hargo
* James Cahill as Rigna
* James Cahill as Rigna
*[[Ned Wertimer]] as Andy Anderson
* [[Ned Wertimer]] as Andy Anderson
*[[Doris Rich]] as [[Mrs. Claus]]
* Doris Rich as [[Mrs. Claus]]
*[[Carl Don]] as Chochem / Von Green
* Carl Don as Chochem / Von Green
*[[Ivor Bodin]] as Winky
* Ivor Bodin as Winky
{{div col end}}


== Release ==
==Release==
===Critical reception===
{{expand section|date=July 2015}}
The film received extremely negative reviews. On [[Rotten Tomatoes]], the film has a 25% score based on 20 reviews, with an average rating of 2.8/10.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/santa_claus_conquers_the_martians/ |title=Santa Claus Conquers the Martians |publisher=Rotten Tomatoes |accessdate=May 21, 2014}}</ref> The film has been viewed as a [[cult film]] in the [[so bad, it's good]] vein.


=== Home media ===
===Home media===
Due to its [[public domain]] status in the United States, ''Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'' has been released on many different bargain-price DVD labels.
Due to its [[public domain]] status in the United States, ''Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'' has been released on many different bargain-price DVD labels.


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* RiffTrax, a production of several former ''MST3K'' writers and performers, selected the film for riffing in a live event held December 5, 2013 and broadcast to movie theaters around the country.
* RiffTrax, a production of several former ''MST3K'' writers and performers, selected the film for riffing in a live event held December 5, 2013 and broadcast to movie theaters around the country.


== Reception ==
===Influence===
A single-issue comic book adaptation of the film was published by [[Dell Comics]].<ref>{{citation | title = Santa Claus Conquers The Martians | format = comic book | last = Mareth | first = Glenville | publisher = [[Dell Comics]] | place = New York, NY | date=March 1966}}</ref>
{{expand section|date=July 2015}}
The film received extremely negative reviews. From 20 reviews in [[Rotten Tomatoes]], the film scored a 25%.<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/santa_claus_conquers_the_martians/ |title=Santa Claus Conquers the Martians |publisher=Rotten Tomatoes |accessdate=May 21, 2014}}</ref> The film has been viewed as a [[cult film]] in the [[so bad, it's good]] vein.

=== Influence ===
A single issue comic book adaptation of the film was published by [[Dell Comics]].<ref>{{citation
| title = Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
| format = comic book
| last = Mareth
| first = Glenville
| publisher = [[Dell Comics]]
| place = New York, NY
|date=March 1966
}}</ref>


It has been named [[list of films considered the worst|one of the worst films ever]]. Since 2000, a remake was rumoured with [[David Zucker (filmmaker)|David Zucker]] as producer, and [[Jim Carrey]] attached to play Dropo. An estimated release date was announced as 2002, though it was then believed to have been in [[development hell]].<ref>{{cite web|title=Santa Claus Conquers the Martians|url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058548/|publisher=imdb.com|accessdate=May 16, 2015|archiveurl=//web.archive.org/web/20050206013433/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158916/|archivedate=February 6, 2005|date=February 6, 2005}}</ref> Years later, the film was included as one of the choices in the book ''[[The Fifty Worst Films of All Time]]''.
It has been named [[list of films considered the worst|one of the worst films ever]]. Since 2000, a remake was rumoured with [[David Zucker (filmmaker)|David Zucker]] as producer, and [[Jim Carrey]] attached to play Dropo. An estimated release date was announced as 2002, though it was then believed to have been in [[development hell]].<ref>{{cite web|title=Santa Claus Conquers the Martians|url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058548/|publisher=imdb.com|accessdate=May 16, 2015|archiveurl=//web.archive.org/web/20050206013433/http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158916/|archivedate=February 6, 2005|date=February 6, 2005}}</ref> Years later, the film was included as one of the choices in the book ''[[The Fifty Worst Films of All Time]]''.


The movie was featured in episode number 3.21 of ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'', with additional commentary tracks by its spiritual successors ''[[Cinematic Titanic]]'' and ''[[Rifftrax]]'' in November 2008 and August 2014 respectively.<ref name="aceg-p59">{{cite book
The film was featured in episode number 3.21 of ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'', with additional commentary tracks by its spiritual successors ''[[Cinematic Titanic]]'' and ''[[Rifftrax]]'' in November 2008 and August 2014 respectively.<ref name="aceg-p59">{{cite book | last = Chaplin | first = Paul | display-authors=etal | title = The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide | date=May 1996 | publisher = Bantam Books | isbn = 0-553-37783-3 | page = 59 | chapter = Season 3}}</ref><ref name="satnews-season3">{{cite web | url = http://www.mst3kinfo.com/episodes/epthree.html | title = Season Three: 1991-1992 | work = Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Unofficial Episode Guide | publisher = Satellite News | accessdate = November 5, 2007}}</ref><ref name="imdb-mst3k">{{cite web | url = http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0776520/ | title = ''Mystery Science Theater 3000'': Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1991) | work = [[Internet Movie Database]] | accessdate = November 5, 2007}}</ref> Scenes from the film were used in both ''[[A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!]]'' (during the song sung by [[Toby Keith]]), and ''[[Eloise at Christmastime]]'' (when Sir Wilkes is watching television).
| last = Chaplin
| first = Paul
|display-authors=etal
| title = The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide
|date=May 1996
| publisher = Bantam Books
| isbn = 0-553-37783-3
| page = 59
| chapter = Season 3
}}</ref><ref name="satnews-season3">{{cite web
| url = http://www.mst3kinfo.com/episodes/epthree.html
| title = Season Three: 1991-1992
| work = Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Unofficial Episode Guide
| publisher = Satellite News
| accessdate = November 5, 2007
}}</ref><ref name="imdb-mst3k">{{cite web
| url = http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0776520/
| title = ''Mystery Science Theater 3000'': Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1991)
| work = [[Internet Movie Database]]
| accessdate = November 5, 2007
}}</ref> Scenes from the movie were used in both ''[[A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!]]'' (during the song sung by [[Toby Keith]]), and ''[[Eloise at Christmastime]]'' (when Sir Wilkes is watching television).
[[File:Martians shot6.jpg|thumb|A scene from the film featuring Bomar (Chris Month) and Girmar ([[Pia Zadora]])]]


[[File:Martians shot6.jpg|thumb|A scene from the film featuring Bomar (Chris Month) and Girmar ([[Pia Zadora]])]]
The movie spawned a tongue-in-cheek novelization by [[Lou Harry]], released by [[Penguin Books]]/Chamberlain Bros. in 2005. The book, which includes a DVD of the original film,<ref name="Harry">{{cite book
The film spawned a tongue-in-cheek novelization by [[Lou Harry]], released by [[Penguin Books]]/Chamberlain Bros. in 2005. The book, which includes a DVD of the original film,<ref name="Harry">{{cite book | last = Harry | first = Lou | title = Santa Claus Conquers the Martians | type = hardcover | edition = 1st | date = September 27, 2005 | publisher = New American Library | isbn = 978-1-59609-163-4}}</ref> presents the story from the perspective of a now-adult Girmar, who has not only succeeded her father as ruler of Mars, but also narrates the tale in a 'valley girl' type of language.
| last = Harry
| first = Lou
| title = Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
| type = hardcover
| edition = 1st
| date = September 27, 2005
| publisher = New American Library
| isbn = 978-1-59609-163-4
}}</ref> presents the story from the perspective of a now-adult Girmar, who has not only succeeded her father as ruler of Mars, but also narrates the tale in a 'valley girl' type of language.


In 1993, a theatrical production of ''Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, the Musical'' premiered at the Factory Theatre in [[Chicago]], adapted and directed by Sean Abley.<ref name="factory-history">{{cite web | url = http://www.thefactorytheater.com/history.html | title = Factory History | publisher = [[Factory Theater]] | accessdate = November 5, 2007}}</ref><ref name="imdb-abley">{{cite web | url = http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0008814/bio | title = Biography for Sean Abley | work = [[Internet Movie Database]] | accessdate = November 5, 2007}}</ref><ref name="darkblue-abley">{{cite web | url = http://www.darkbluefilms.com/about.html | title = Sean Abley: Writer/Director/Producer | publisher = Dark Blue Films | accessdate = November 5, 2007 |archiveurl = http://web.archive.org/web/20071015083842/http://darkbluefilms.com/about.html <!-- Bot retrieved archive --> |archivedate = October 15, 2007}}</ref> In 2006 a second theatrical production premiered at the [[Maverick Theater]] in Fullerton, California, this version was adapted by Brian Newell and Nick McGee. The Maverick's production has become a comedic success, a local tradition and performed every holiday season there since 2006, with a tenth anniversary production to be performed in December 2015.<ref name="Maverick">{{cite web | url = http://www.mavericktheater.com/html/sccm15.html | title = Santa Claus Conquers the Martians | work = mavericktheater.com | publisher = The Maverick Theater | accessdate = December 24, 2014}}</ref>
In 1993 a theatrical production of ''Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, the Musical'' premiered at the Factory Theatre in [[Chicago]], adapted and directed by Sean Abley.<ref name="factory-history">{{cite web
| url = http://www.thefactorytheater.com/history.html
| title = Factory History
| publisher = [[Factory Theater]]
| accessdate = November 5, 2007
}}</ref><ref name="imdb-abley">{{cite web
| url = http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0008814/bio
| title = Biography for Sean Abley
| work = [[Internet Movie Database]]
| accessdate = November 5, 2007
}}</ref><ref name="darkblue-abley">{{cite web
| url = http://www.darkbluefilms.com/about.html
| title = Sean Abley: Writer/Director/Producer
| publisher = Dark Blue Films
| accessdate = November 5, 2007
|archiveurl = http://web.archive.org/web/20071015083842/http://darkbluefilms.com/about.html <!-- Bot retrieved archive --> |archivedate = October 15, 2007}}</ref> In 2006 a second theatrical production premiered at the [[Maverick Theater]] in Fullerton, California, this version was adapted by Brian Newell and Nick McGee. The Maverick's production has become a comedic success, a local tradition and performed every holiday season there since 2006, with a tenth anniversary production to be performed in December 2015.<ref name="Maverick">{{cite web
| url = http://www.mavericktheater.com/html/sccm15.html
| title = Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
| work = mavericktheater.com
| publisher = The Maverick Theater
| accessdate = December 24, 2014
}}</ref>


Brazilian comedy group Hermes & Renato spoofed the film in their MTV program ''Tela Class'', redubbing it as "Santa Claus e o pozinho mágico" (''Santa Claus and the Magic Powder''; "magic powder" being more loosely translated here as "[[Phencyclidine|angel dust]]"). In this version, Santa is a [[drug dealer]].
Brazilian comedy group Hermes & Renato spoofed the film in their MTV program ''Tela Class'', redubbing it as "Santa Claus e o pozinho mágico" (''Santa Claus and the Magic Powder''; "magic powder" being more loosely translated here as "[[Phencyclidine|angel dust]]"). In this version, Santa is a [[drug dealer]].


In December 2011, the Onyx Theatre, Las Vegas presented a staged version, adapted and directed by John Tomasello, that was performed near midnight. It featured foam tomatoes or "fomatoes" for the audience to throw. [[Pia Zadora]] was in attendance.
In December 2011, the Onyx Theatre, Las Vegas presented a staged version, adapted and directed by John Tomasello, that was performed near midnight. It featured foam tomatoes or "fomatoes" for the audience to throw. Zadora was in attendance.


==See also==
==See also==
*[[List of films set on Mars]]
* [[List of films set on Mars]]
*[[List of American films of 1964]]
* [[List of American films of 1964]]


==References==
==References==
;Notes
{{reflist}}
{{reflist}}

;Bibliography
* [http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/entertainment/arts/nowoc/article_1369931.php Orange County Register review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians at the Maverick Theater 2006]
* [http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/entertainment/arts/nowoc/article_1369931.php Orange County Register review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians at the Maverick Theater 2006]


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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Theatrical release poster
Directed byNicholas Webster
Screenplay byPaul L. Jacobson
Story byGlenville Mareth
Produced by
Starring
  • John Call
  • Leonard Hicks
  • Vincent Beck
  • Bill McCutcheon
  • Victor Stiles
  • Donna Conforti
  • Chris Month
  • Pia Zadora
  • Leila Martin
  • Charles Renn
CinematographyDavid L. Quaid
Edited byBill Henry
Music byMilton DeLugg
Production
company
Jalor Productions
Distributed byEmbassy Pictures
Release date
  • November 14, 1964 (1964-11-14)
Running time
81 minutes
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
Budget$200,000 (estimated)

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a 1964 American science fiction fantasy comedy film directed by Nicholas Webster, written by Paul L. Jacobson based on a story by Glenville Mareth, stars John Call as Santa Claus, and features an eight-year-old Pia Zadora as one of the Martian children. The film also marks the first documented appearance of Mrs. Claus in a motion picture (Doris Rich plays the role), coming three weeks before the TV special Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer also featured the character.

The film was critically panned at the time of release and regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made. It is regularly featured in the "bottom 100" list on the Internet Movie Database, and was featured in an episode of the 1986 syndicated series, the Canned Film Festival. The film took on newfound fame in the 1990s after being featured on an episode of the comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000. The episode became a holiday staple on the Comedy Central cable channel in the years following its 1991 premiere. It has since found new life again, as it has been the subject of new riffing by Cinematic Titanic and RiffTrax, both productions of former MST3K writers and performers. The film was also featured on the current run of Elvira's Movie Macabre.

Plot

The story involves the people of Mars, including Momar ("Mom Martian") and Kimar ("King Martian"). They're worried that their children Girmar ("Girl Martian") and Bomar ("Boy Martian") are watching too much Earth television, most notably station KID-TV's interview with Santa Claus in his workshop at the North Pole. Consulting the ancient 800-year-old Martian sage Chochem (a Yiddish word meaning "genius"), they are advised that the children of Mars are growing distracted due to the society's overly rigid structure; from infancy, all their education is fed into their brains through machines and they are not allowed individuality or freedom of thought.

Chochem notes that he had seen this coming "for centuries", and says the only way to help the children is to allow them their freedom and be allowed to have fun. To do this, they need a Santa Claus figure, like on Earth. Leaving the Chochem's cave, the Martian leaders decide to abduct Santa Claus from Earth and bring him to Mars. As the Martians could not distinguish between all the fake Santas, they kidnapped two children to find the real one. Once this is accomplished, one Martian, Voldar, who strongly disagrees with the idea, repeatedly tries to kill Santa Claus along with the two kidnapped Earth children. He believes that Santa is corrupting the children of Mars and turning them away from Mars' original glory.

When they arrive on Mars, Santa and the children build a factory to make toys for the children. However, Voldar and his assistants, Stobo and Shim, sabotage the factory and change the programming so that it makes the toys incorrectly. Meanwhile, Dropo, Kimar's assistant, has taken a great liking to Santa Claus and Christmas, puts on one of Santa's spare suits and starts acting like Santa Claus. He goes to the toy factory to make toys, but Voldar mistakes him for Santa and kidnaps him.

When Santa and the children come back to the factory to make more toys, they discover the machines have been tampered with. Voldar and Stobo come back to the factory to make a deal with Kimar, but when they see the real Santa Claus they realize that their plan has been foiled. Dropo, held hostage in a cave, tricks his guard Shim and escapes. Kimar then arrests Voldar, Stobo and Shim. Santa notices Dropo acts like him, and says that Dropo would make a good Martian Santa. Kimar agrees to let Dropo be the Martian Santa Claus and sends Santa and the children back to Earth.

Cast

  • John Call as Santa Claus
  • Leonard Hicks as Kimar
  • Vincent Beck as Voldar
  • Bill McCutcheon as Dropo
  • Victor Stiles as Billy
  • Donna Conforti as Betty
  • Chris Month as Bomar
  • Pia Zadora as Girmar
  • Leila Martin as Momar
  • Charles Renn as Hargo
  • James Cahill as Rigna
  • Ned Wertimer as Andy Anderson
  • Doris Rich as Mrs. Claus
  • Carl Don as Chochem / Von Green
  • Ivor Bodin as Winky

Release

Critical reception

The film received extremely negative reviews. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has a 25% score based on 20 reviews, with an average rating of 2.8/10.[1] The film has been viewed as a cult film in the so bad, it's good vein.

Home media

Due to its public domain status in the United States, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has been released on many different bargain-price DVD labels.

  • Originally broadcast on The Comedy Channel (United States) on December 21, 1991, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of the film was released on DVD by Rhino Home Video as part of "MST3K: The Essentials" on August 31, 2004.
  • Mill Creek Entertainment released the film on DVD as part of their Holiday Family Collection in 2006.
  • Cinematic Titanic riffed the film on DVD, released in November 2008.
  • The Cinema Insomnia version was released by Apprehensive Films as part of their Slime Line series.[2]
  • The bonus content of the Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale DVD includes the film.
  • E1 Entertainment Elvira's Movie Macabre version was released on DVD on December 6, 2011.
  • Kino Lorber planned to release a Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Kino Classics Special Edition on Blu-ray and DVD on October 30, 2012. However, it was discovered that the discs had been pressed using a severely truncated master copy running only 69 minutes. A new version was released on December 4, 2012, with the original running time intact.
  • RiffTrax, a production of several former MST3K writers and performers, selected the film for riffing in a live event held December 5, 2013 and broadcast to movie theaters around the country.

Influence

A single-issue comic book adaptation of the film was published by Dell Comics.[3]

It has been named one of the worst films ever. Since 2000, a remake was rumoured with David Zucker as producer, and Jim Carrey attached to play Dropo. An estimated release date was announced as 2002, though it was then believed to have been in development hell.[4] Years later, the film was included as one of the choices in the book The Fifty Worst Films of All Time.

The film was featured in episode number 3.21 of Mystery Science Theater 3000, with additional commentary tracks by its spiritual successors Cinematic Titanic and Rifftrax in November 2008 and August 2014 respectively.[5][6][7] Scenes from the film were used in both A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All! (during the song sung by Toby Keith), and Eloise at Christmastime (when Sir Wilkes is watching television).

A scene from the film featuring Bomar (Chris Month) and Girmar (Pia Zadora)

The film spawned a tongue-in-cheek novelization by Lou Harry, released by Penguin Books/Chamberlain Bros. in 2005. The book, which includes a DVD of the original film,[8] presents the story from the perspective of a now-adult Girmar, who has not only succeeded her father as ruler of Mars, but also narrates the tale in a 'valley girl' type of language.

In 1993, a theatrical production of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, the Musical premiered at the Factory Theatre in Chicago, adapted and directed by Sean Abley.[9][10][11] In 2006 a second theatrical production premiered at the Maverick Theater in Fullerton, California, this version was adapted by Brian Newell and Nick McGee. The Maverick's production has become a comedic success, a local tradition and performed every holiday season there since 2006, with a tenth anniversary production to be performed in December 2015.[12]

Brazilian comedy group Hermes & Renato spoofed the film in their MTV program Tela Class, redubbing it as "Santa Claus e o pozinho mágico" (Santa Claus and the Magic Powder; "magic powder" being more loosely translated here as "angel dust"). In this version, Santa is a drug dealer.

In December 2011, the Onyx Theatre, Las Vegas presented a staged version, adapted and directed by John Tomasello, that was performed near midnight. It featured foam tomatoes or "fomatoes" for the audience to throw. Zadora was in attendance.

See also

References

  1. ^ "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". Rotten Tomatoes. Retrieved May 21, 2014.
  2. ^ "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Slime Line DVD". Apprehensive Films. Retrieved July 19, 2010.
  3. ^ Mareth, Glenville (March 1966), Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, New York, NY: Dell Comics {{citation}}: |format= requires |url= (help)
  4. ^ "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". imdb.com. February 6, 2005. Archived from the original on February 6, 2005. Retrieved May 16, 2015.
  5. ^ Chaplin, Paul; et al. (May 1996). "Season 3". The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide. Bantam Books. p. 59. ISBN 0-553-37783-3.
  6. ^ "Season Three: 1991-1992". Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Unofficial Episode Guide. Satellite News. Retrieved November 5, 2007.
  7. ^ "Mystery Science Theater 3000: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1991)". Internet Movie Database. Retrieved November 5, 2007.
  8. ^ Harry, Lou (September 27, 2005). Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (hardcover) (1st ed.). New American Library. ISBN 978-1-59609-163-4.
  9. ^ "Factory History". Factory Theater. Retrieved November 5, 2007.
  10. ^ "Biography for Sean Abley". Internet Movie Database. Retrieved November 5, 2007.
  11. ^ "Sean Abley: Writer/Director/Producer". Dark Blue Films. Archived from the original on October 15, 2007. Retrieved November 5, 2007.
  12. ^ "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". mavericktheater.com. The Maverick Theater. Retrieved December 24, 2014.

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