Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Procrastination (2nd nomination)

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Come on! I've been waiting nearly a whole year for this article to get a nomination! I'm gonna break the ice. Ryanisgreat4444 (talk) 00:11, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Delete I'll get back to you with my reasoning. Spirit of Eagle (talk) 00:15, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Wait: I don't feel like looking at it right now. DrowssapSMM 00:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Keep Consensus seems unlikely to emerge for the duration of this discussion. NasssaNser 02:02, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Delete per [REASON HERE]. I'll finish my answer later. -KAP03 (^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 05:31, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Procrastinate because there is no deadline. Liu1126 (talk) 13:20, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Delete someday soon...yeah, maybe in a week or two (or in a few months)... That Tired Tarantula^AH! 14:33, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Keep per everyone, deleting is too much work 💜 melecie talk - 17:32, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Oh god no! Only 5 minutes left till April Fools' Day is done! Uh, well, uh… *ponders for 4 minutes and 58 seconds* delete! I can't stand myself missing deadlines! — 3PPYB6 ^{(NOW / FOUR'S / SLAVE)} — 23:55, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]