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This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.
Bongwarrior (b. 1974) is an Americandude who is a regular contributor to Wikipedia and the obesity rate.
Early life
In late 1973, Bongwarrior's father and mother had "relations". This eventually resulted in Bongwarrior being born. He was a fairly hefty baby. His early years were very productive, as he learned to read and write and not get food in his hair.
Middle life
Some time later, Bongwarrior discovered marijuana (or "ganja" as it is sometimes called by jazz musicians). He was intrigued by the fact that smoking this substance imbued him with certain super powers, such as the ability to sit through an hour of sitar music. At that time, he made a solemn vow to use these powers to defend the noble weed against all who would wish it harm, or at least keep smoking it. A short time later, Bongwarrior lost interest in academics and dropped out of college, though this is probably just a coincidence, that and his love of Warcraft and cock. big black cock.
Later life
Bongwarrior is still alive as of this writing, which is good news for him. He contents himself with strumming his acoustic guitar, editing people's incoherent ramblings on Wikipedia, or making incoherent ramblings of his own.
