Dozens (game)

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"The Dozens" is an element of the African-American oral tradition in which two competitors, usually males, go head to head in a competition of often good-natured, ribald "trash talk", more widely known as "Yo Momma Fights". They take turns insulting--"cracking", "west coast dissin'," or "ranking" on--one another, their adversary's mother or other family member until one of them has no comeback. This is called playing the Dozens or doin' the Dozens, and sometimes dirty Dozens, The Dozens is a contest of personal power--of wit, self-control, verbal ability, mental agility and mental toughness. Each putdown, each "snap," ups the ante. Defeat can be humiliating; but a skilled contender, win or lose, may gain respect. The Dozens is one of the contributing elements in the development of hip hop, especially the practice of battling.

The Dozens can be a harmless game, or, if tempers flare, a prelude to physical violence. While the competition, on its face, is usually light-hearted, smiles sometimes mask real tensions. But in its purest form, the Dozens is part of an African-American custom of verbal sparring, of "woofin'" (see wolf ticket) and "signifyin'," intended to defuse conflict nonviolently, descended from an oral tradition rooted in traditional West African cultures.

"Yo' momma," a common, widely recognized argumentative rejoinder in African-American vernacular speech, is a cryptic, and sometimes comical, allusion to the Dozens.

History of the Dozens

The term "the Dozens" is believed to refer to the devaluing on the auction block of slaves who were past their prime, who were deformed, aged or who, after years of back-breaking toil, no longer were capable of hard labor. These enslaved human beings often were sold by the dozen. In "Still Laughing to Keep from Crying: Black Humor," African-American author and professor Mona Lisa Saloy writes:

The dozens has its origins in the slave trade of New Orleans where deformed slaves--generally slaves punished with dismemberment for disobedience--were grouped in lots of a 'cheap dozen' for sale to slave owners. For a Black to be sold as part of the 'dozens' was the lowest blow possible.".

An alternate history of the name is that the word "dozen" has nothing to do with the number twelve; that it is a modern survival of an Engish verb--"to dozen"--dating back at least to the fourteenth century and meaning "to stun, stupefy, daze" or "to make insensible, torpid, powerless." The object of the game is to stupefy and daze with swift and skillful speech.

Kokomo Arnold, one of the most popular American blues musicians of the 1930s, released a song, titled Twelves (Dirty Dozens), that includes lyrics such as "I like yo' momma - sister, too/I did like your poppa - but your poppa wouldn't do./I met your poppa on the corner the other day/I soon found out he was funny that way." Alternative hip hop group The Pharcyde released a song on their debut album Bizarre Ride II: The Pharcyde entitled "Yo' Mama," the lyrics of which consist entirely of snaps.

In 2004, the Wayans Brothers, comedians Keenen Ivory Wayans, Shawn Wayans, and Damon Wayans, released The Dozens, a Dozens game for mobile phones. The movies White Men Can't Jump, 8 Mile, and House Party include exchanges of snaps. In addition to that, the MTV "reality-TV" series Yo Momma, which stars Wilmer Valderrama (of That 70's Show fame) is entirely focused around coming up with "the Dozens" to say to an opponent.

In 2008, the hip-hop group Hot Stylz released the single Lookin Boy, whose lyrics comprise a game of The Dozens. In this song the game is referred to as Lookin Boy, as each insult is of the form "You are a (insult) lookin boy".

Similar practices in other cultures

Historically, similar verbal competitions were practiced in other cultures. Ancient Germanic cultures, including the Norse and Anglo-Saxons, practiced a ritual exchange of insults known as flyting, which is similar in function to the Dozens. In sixteenth-century Scotland, the term flyting was used to describe an exchange of abusive poems by poets. Arabian poets exchanged creative insults in naqa'id, a practice continued in the zajal verbal jousting of present-day Lebanon. Also comparable is the Trinidadian tradition of picong.

In William Shakespeare's England, insult competitions were common, with professional experts who were known as "roarers." Ben Jonson, a contemporary of Shakespeare, wrote a comedy, The Roarer, about a foppish young man who hires a roarer to teach him the art so that he can best his wife-to-be in arguments. Some aspects of insults are discussed in the essay Lars Porsena, or the Future of Swearing and Improper Language by the English poet Robert Graves.

Outside of insult contests, the phrase "your mom" is also used as an insult or general retort.

The Dozens in comedy

Aside from the Wayans Brothers with their Dozen sketch on In Living Color, comedian-actor Eddie Murphy often based his stand-up routines on a reversal of the Dozens, whose purpose was boasting about one's own self rather than insulting someone else. Examples of this can be found in his known comedy albums, Comedian, Delirious, and the soundtrack to the film Eddie Murphy Raw. Other examples of the Dozens in reverse, from other comedians, can be found in the cable TV program Def Comedy Jam, which was a production of Def Jam founder Russell Simmons's company.

See also

• Avoidance speech (mother-in-law languages)
• Call and response
• Extempo
• Insult swordfighting
• Roast (comedy)
• Mother insult
• Wolf ticket