List of George Lopez episodes

The following is a list of the episodes for American television sitcom George Lopez.

The show has aired a total of 120 episodes over the course of its six seasons.

	Episodes	Originally aired	DVD Release Date
1	4	2002	April 17, 2007
2	24	2002 - 2003	April 17, 2007
3	28	2003 - 2004	TBA
4	24	2004 - 2005	TBA
5	22	2005 - 2006	TBA
6	18	2007	TBA

Season 1: 2002

#	Title	Airdate	Code
1	Prototype	March 27, 2002	104
When well-liked George becomes the first guy to be promoted from the assembly line to plant manager at a Los Angeles airplane parts factory, his life becomes a little more complicated. His pal Ernie and former comrades on the plant floor tease him about joining management; George's first test in the new position is to terminate one employee, and he must choose either his acerbic line-inspector mother, Benny, or Ernie. George's hardworking and patient wife, Angie, copes with Benny's constant wisecracks and cares for the couple's kids, precocious 9-year-old Max and 13-year-old Carmen, who is dealing with the traumas of being a teenager. Carmen has what George calls "Jungle Pits" and hairy legs.
2	Curious George	April 2, 2002	101
George worries about Carmen when she brings a boy home for the first time. He persuades Max to spy on them, but despite finding no impropriety, George threatens Duncan, embarrassing Carmen. Later, George replies to instant messages on Carmen's computer, pretending to be her. Although this infuriates both Carmen and Angie when they find out, George goes to a party and further humiliates Carmen with his over-protectiveness. Finally, Carmen sadly ends the relationship with Duncan, not because of her father, but because Duncan tried to pressure her into having sex too soon. Carmen forgives George, who realizes that she is more responsible than he thought.
3	Happy Birthdays	April 10, 2002	102
Much to George's unpleasant surprise, Angie and his family throw him a very belated surprise birthday party that he assumes is Max' upcoming birthday party, while a new worker, accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock, one of the executive producers of the series), threatens the pride George takes in his workplace's safety record.
4	Max's Big Adventureous	April 17, 2002	103
Benny and George find themselves holding open auditions for workers to replace Reggie's position in the carpool because he got arrested due to a bar fight. Meanwhile, George decides to prove something to Max when he insists on George letting him walk to school on his own.

Season 2: 2002–2003

#	Title	Airdate	Code
5	Who's Your Daddy?	October 2, 2002	201
George bumps into his long lost Aunt Cecilia who informs him that his father, who his mom has always insisted was dead, is alive. Also, Angie takes in Mr. Needles, a sick dog.
6	Token of Unappreciation	October 9, 2002	202
The "cool" girls court Carmen, but not her best friend. Meanwhile, George is tempted by another firm after he is dissed by his bosses at Powers Aviation. Guest Starring: Brenda Song, Carly Schroeder, Autumn Reeser, and Rachel Snow as the "cool" girls. Absent:Luis Armand Garcia as Max Lopez
7	Show Dyslexic The	October 16, 2002	203
George goes into denial when Max is thought to have dyslexia, and things only get worse when Angie suggests that George may have it too. Absent: Masiela Lusha as Carmen
8	Halloween Cheer	October 23, 2002	204
Carmen goes into a funk after her best friend Toby moves away, and she becomes a troublemaker when George, Angie, and Benny catch her about to smoke and she gets rejected by the Prep Squad that Angie suggested. Meanwhile, George is ordered to fire a worker with calamities in his personal life.
9	The Unnatural	October 30, 2002	205
When Max's coach asks George to have Max sit out the next game because of a problem, George tries to help Max ready but fails.
10	No Free Launch	November 6, 2002	206
At a PTA meeting, Accident Amy (Sandra Bullock) becomes secretary and is in charge of candy sales for a trip to the Space Shuttle launch, who reveals her daughter is in Max's class. When George, Angie, and Max fail to make the quota by $480, the PTA moms demands they write a check. But George won't partly because George doesn't believe they need to go to the Space Shuttle launch, and partly because George is tight with money. In the end, the trip is canceled when George refuses to hand over the check. Elsewhere, Benny seeks a makeover from Carmen because of a guy she met.
11	The Wedding Dance	November 13, 2002	207
Angie doesn't mind when George offers their backyard for a friend's wedding reception, but his refusal to dance causes some havoc. Also, George continues the search for his father.
12	Love Bites	November 20, 2002	208
After George's warning about the evils of boys, Carmen comes home with a hickey given to her by her boyfriend, Angie then George find out and goes after him. Ernie uses Max to meet single moms.
13	Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Honey	November 27, 2002	209
After learning Benny had a one-night fling with a co-worker 35 years ago, George believes he has finally found his father Cheech Marin. He meets Lalo (whose picture bears a striking resemblance to George), and invites him over for Thanksgiving dinner. He finds out that Lalo went gay after breaking up with Benny. George's bond is tested when he learns the truth.
14	Charity	December 4, 2002	210
When Angie finds she has more free time around the house, she volunteers with a variety of charities. Feeling invincible, she soon finds herself joining more organizations than she can handle, and it's up to George and the family to help her get back on track.
15	Meet the Cuban Parents	December 11, 2002	211
When Angie's parents, Victor and Emilina Palmero, come to visit the family for Christmas, George thinks they still believe he's not good enough for their daughter, so he decides to show he can take care of his family without their help and battles it out with Vic for the best Christmas. Note: First appearance of regular cast member, Dr. Victor Palmero (Emiliano Diez)
16	This Old Casa	January 8, 2003	212
George is sick of being unappreciated by Benny, so with the urging of Angie, he decides to remodel his mother's run-down bathroom. Hoping for a simple thank you, George's plan backfires and Benny continues to be her ungrateful self. After a much needed heart-to-heart, George and Benny realize their significance in each other's lives, and in turn express their gratitude.
17	Super Bowl	January 15, 2003	213
The Lopez family finds out that Benny's estranged brother, Uncle Joe, is dying. George and Angie convince Benny to reconcile with Uncle Joe, but Benny's more interested in getting Joe's Super Bowl tickets but changes her mind when sees him. Meanwhile, since Benny never taught George how to cope with death when he was younger, he has difficulty attending the funeral.
18	The Valentine's Day Massacre	February 5, 2003	214
When George gives Angie a disappointing gift for Valentine's Day, Angie has a flashback to high school in the 1980s when George painted a great mural of her for the holiday. When Angie takes the entire family to look at the mural, only to find out it will soon be torn down, the truth comes out about the origins of the mural.
19	Girl Fight	February 12, 2003	215
After Carmen ends her relationship with her classmate Adam, he tries to ruin her reputation at school out of spite by calling her a whore. George and Angie want to repair the damage, but school counselor Rango Durango, who knew George when they were kids, refuses to right the wrong, prompting Carmen to take action in her own defense. In the end, after Carmen reveals all of the harassement she has been receiving, George and Angie agree to withdraw her from public school. Guest Starring: Autumn Reeser, Steve Schirripa.
20	George vs. George	February 26, 2003	216
George and Angie want a loan for Carmen's schooling, but they find out they have bad credit when they go to the bank. George says that it can't be right, but finds out that it actually is another George Lopez, who owns a skateboard shop. When he finds him, he is shocked to find they have the same birthday, social security number, and father, turns out to be George's half-brother. He says he came from a poor family, has no money, and had dropped out of high school. The bank calls and says Arizona State University needs him to pay back his student loan. When he confronts the other George, he finds that his father was actually rich, and that he just needed money, and understands when George makes him leave. In the end, Angie answers the phone and says it is George's father, and that the other George gave him their number. George picks the phone up and hangs it up. Guest Starring: Lou Diamond Phillips. Note: It is revealed that Manny named their dog after Benny.
21	A Kiss is Just a Kiss	March 5, 2003	217
As a birthday surprise for Angie, George arranges for her father Vic and sister Gloria to visit for the celebration. Upset about her upcoming divorce and jealous of her sister's marriage to a good man, Gloria makes an inappropriate advance towards George - which Max witnesses. Guest Starring: Jacqueline Obradors.
22	Profiles in Courage	March 12, 2003	218
The airplane parts factory where George works is under consideration by the federal government for more business. Afraid that an employee's ethnic background will hinder the company's chances of getting the contract, George's boss orders him to demote the worker, which leaves George to decide whether or not to jeopardize his career by being ethical. Max "marries" a classmate, but soon divorces her.
23	Secrets and Lies	March 26, 2003	219
When Benny learns that George's father, who left her years ago to care for George alone, is now wealthy, she decides that she deserves to get rich herself. After getting drunk on her lunch hour, she falls down on work premises, pretends to be hurt and plans to get a huge workman's compensation. When she finds out she will get a mere $375, she plans to sue for a $1,000,000.
24	Girls Night Out	April 2, 2003	220
After giving a young ex-gang member, Marisol, a job at the factory and a chance for a new life, George is shocked when Angie takes further pity on Marisol and allows her to live in the Lopez home instead of with her abusive boyfriend. After impressionable Carmen becomes intrigued with Marisol's lifestyle, Angie admits that she may have made a mistake. Meanwhile, Max joins a scouting troop and develops some disturbing new habits.
25	I Only Have Eyes for You	April 23, 2003	221
Carmen's friend Olivia (Ashley Tisdale) is over to study and asks if she may change out of her dress. When Max hears this, he pulls a poster off his wall that had a hole behind it, and uses it to watch her, but Carmen sees him and sprays perfume in his eyes. George shrugs it off and instead of punishing Max he punishes Carmen. George tells Max not to do it again, but Carmen decides to get revenge by taking a picture of Max sleeping with a stuffed animal, which causes Max to be beaten-up at school. While Max is getting stitches, George and Carmen argue, and Carmen says George loves Max more than he does her. After a car drive things get seem to get better...... And Carmen gets a phone
26	Team Leader	April 30, 2003	222
George has to fill out employee evaluations, but doesn't know what to put for Ernie. He puts all 9's when his mom tells him it is because they are trying to figure out who to lay off. It turns out they were making the top 4 team leaders, which includes Ernie. George wants to take the job because he knows Ernie can't handle it, but doesn't know if he can do it, but Ernie tells him how much he really wants the job.And He Ends Up Doing the Job The Best And Takes His Team To The Zoo. Meanwhile, Angie learns how to sell make-up products. Guest Starring: Hilary Duff.
27	George Has Two Mommies	May 7, 2003	223
After seeing all of the bills from Allendale Prep, George and Angie believe that all of the problems will be solved by Angie's new cosmetics. But when, Max's friend Ricky gives Max a bottle rocket that burns down the garage, George and Angie fall into some serious burden when the LaMarie cosmetics are destroyed. Now, when George and Angie are seeking $17,000, Benny goes to Phoneix to meet Manny's new wife, Lydia, to help George. Special Guest Star: Cristina Saralegui
28	Long Time No See	May 14, 2003	224
After George's estranged father gives him a huge loan to save the family from financial ruin, George vows to visit him in Phoenix. George's difficult personal journey becomes a family vacation when Angie insists on joining him with Benny and Max. Along the way, George reminisces about his upbringing. When he meets Manny, George gives him back the cash and punches him in the face (which Manny arrests him for in the next episode). Back at home, Ernie is starting to get more success with meeting women. Guest starring: Amaury Nolasco

Season 3: 2003–2004

#	Title	Airdate	Code
29	Dubya, Dad and Dating Part 1	September 26, 2003	301
When the President visits Powers Aviation, George prepares with a hair cut. However, Carmen rebels against his arrival and riots during his speech, which George steals after. When Secret Service agents arrive, George is arrested for assaulting his father. Benny begins dating a factory worker named Randy. Note: Based on a true story, George really did steal the president's speech, but, unlike the story, returned it as soon as he found out it was a felony.
30	Dubya, Dad and Dating Part 2	September 26, 2003	302
After Manny speaks to him about the reason he left him and Benny, George is freed. But, his problems also include Jack threatening to hand over confidential material about the theft. Then, George invites Manny over to his place to introduce the kids to their grandfather, but also the same night Benny is inviting Randy over so George can meet him. What will Manny think??
31	The Cuban Missus Crisis	October 3, 2003	303
Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced after Emiliana is cheating on Vic, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's social life improves.
32	Feel the Burn	October 10, 2003	304
George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero) while at the doctor with Benny and contacts her, only for George to realize she doesn't think she's adopted; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
33	Carmen's Dating	October 17, 2003	305
Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie intervene to set him straight. Note: First apperance of Jason Macintire
34	Split Decision	October 24, 2003	306
Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a bar. But George gets in trouble when he lets slip that Mel went to Vegas with Jack's ex-wife -- while they were still married. George fears his firing, but is surprised to find out that Powers is splitting in two. Problems ensue when Mel offers George a job at the new design plant. In the end, the split is cancelled due to the fact that the company would go broke and that a plane with parts from the factory crashes and George fears the factory is about to go under. Carmen wants to ski with her new friend.
35	No One Gets Out Alive	October 31, 2003	308
The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of the plane crash investigation involving parts from Powers Aviation. Rated TV-PG-V for some frightening images, such as hangings, and brief brawls
36	Bringing Home the Bacon	November 7, 2003	309
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive quinceañera (15th birthday party). But since Angie is successful with her cosmetics business, she gets to make the financial decisions in the family now—to George's chagrin. Meanwhile, Carmen agonizes over how to tell her boyfriend Jason that she loves him without scaring him away. Near the end of the show, Ernie tells George that the investigation was over and that the crash was not caused by the parts from the factory, but by "pilot error". Powers Aviation is re-opened.
37	Fishing Cubans	November 14, 2003	307
This year, Angie decides that she and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary due to the family's financial situation. This gives Vic an opening to convince George to help him smuggle his brother Octavio out of Cuba, but they soon rescue Haitians and they have to get past the Coast Guard. Meanwhile, Max has a fake birthday party to get free presents, thanks to Benny while Angie is at work.
38	Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?	November 21, 2003	310
Back at Powers Aviation, George II tells George his father is in need of a kidney, and George invites Manny and his family for Thanksgiving. When George II learns his kidney does not match his father's, and George has the match, will George donate the kidney, despite Angie and Benny's objections?
39	Mementos	November 28, 2003	311
George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney, but Manuel dies soon after, and his wishes was that he refuses George, Benny, and Angie to go to his funeral. Carmen gets a job at a place George had a previous job.
40	Christmas Punch	December 12, 2003	312
At Christmas time, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus, which causes Max to beat up his friends. Note: This is one of few episodes of the series rated TV-PG-V for bullying.
41	Why You Crying?	January 9, 2004	313
George and Angie react with rage after Benny smacks Max for talking back to her and acting out at school. When George and Angie ask Benny to apologize to Max; instead she gives Max $20.00 to say that she apologized. Rated TV-PG-LDV for language, suggestive material, and a beating
42	The Trouble with Ricky	January 23, 2004	315
When George discovers Max' friend, Ricky (J.B. Gaynor), has a rough home life (like George Lopez), Ernie offers to lend a hand and become Ricky's foster-dad.
43	God Needles George	February 6, 2004	314
George is reluctant to keep his promise to climb the stone path to the ancient Mexican Church of the Virgin of Guadalupe to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
44	Benny and Randy	February 13, 2004	317
George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope around so George goes to have a talk with Randy. George sees that Randy really does love his mother, so he tricks Benny into admitting she cares about Randy, but is just afraid he'll run off like George's father. Randy proposes and Benny accepts. Absent:Masiela Lusha as Carmen Lopez and Luis Armand Garcia as Max Lopez
45	Weekend at Benny's	February 20, 2004	316
When Max and Carmen abuse their items and George's money, George sends them to Benny's for tough love while Angie goes to Vegas for the weekend for a meeting, but returns when the person she substitutes for dies, gets angry at George. In the end, Max and Carmen start to become like Benny.
46	Jason Tutors Max	February 27, 2004	319
With a state test three weeks away that will say whether Max will have to repeat 5th grade, George and Angie attempt to hire various tutors, especially a very sexy one (guest star Paris Hilton). Soon, Jason volunteers to become Max's tutor, and Max just makes it. But, Carmen is getting jealous and soon dumps him.
47	Angie Gets Tanked	March 19, 2004	318
When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fund raiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarrassing position, and George suspects it is a boy that he dislikes, but it is someone they never expected...Jason's little brother. Meanwhile, George becomes fiercely competitive when N.Y. Yankee Kenny Lofton pitches in to raise money for handicapped children at Allendale Prep.
48	The Art of Boxing	March 26, 2004	322
Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali's school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a black eye, they must face telling Angie the truth. Note: This episode was rated TV-PG-V for boxing violence.
49	George's House of Cards	April 2, 2004	323
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him for the garage, and their fight leads to him locking up the garage and making sure George receives no clues to opening it...including giving the combination to a dyslexic Max.
50	Dance Fever	April 9, 2004	320
After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory party in front of his entire staff in order to gain approval from his mom. Meanwhile, Carmen tries to protect the baked goods she's prepared for the Great American Bake Sale from Max, but neglects to protect them from George. Guest Starring Jenna Dewan
51	She Drives Me Crazy	April 16, 2004	325
After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive and she is forced to wear an embarrassing sign, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with disastrous results when Carmen breaks up with Jason.
52	George Goes to Disneyland	April 30, 2004	324
When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disneyland. Finally off for a weekend to go, George attempts to get out of it because of other commitments, but in reality, he just doesn't want to go and see all the things he missed as a child. Carmen also finds a new guy in Zack Powers. note: this episode is banned from regular reruns on Nick at Nite due to copyright claims from the Walt Disney Company.
53	Bachelor Party	May 7, 2004	321
Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be-married Benny and Randy. And George sees Randy and Amy kissing.
54	Wrecking Ball	May 14, 2004	326
Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers Aviation factory is vandalized, Benny gets the blame for this too - but it's a crime she didn't commit. Carmen tries to conceal her relationship with the vandal Zack Powers secret. Note: This episode received a TV-PG-DV rating for some vandalism and a beating, with some suggestive content.
55	What George Doesn't Noah (Part 1)	May 21, 2004	327
When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl is. But he is surprised to find there isn't another girl...it's a guy. Then they also discovered that he is not Carmen's boyfriend. Zack Powers is indeed Carmen's boyfriend. Guest Starring: Johnny Pacar
56	Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (Part 2)	May 21, 2004	328
George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Zack when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Randy attempts to win Benny back with a little help from the Commodores. Max finally reaches his goal and graduates the 5th grade. Shortly after, Carmen runs away with Zack to San Francisco.

Season 4: 2004–2005

#	Airdate	Title	Overview
57	George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-Stack	September 28, 2004	Carmen is calling George and Angie on Zack's cell phone, but, upon reaching a verbal argument with her father, Carmen hangs up. Cutting to Carmen, Zack emerges from a nearby beer store, with a vodka bottle in his hand Carmen asks, "All that for us?" To which Zack replies, "That's why we are going to stay in a hotel room, so that if you get dizzy, you'll have a bed to lie down on". With Carmen still gone, George goes on a hunt for her and eventually finds her in San Francisco with rapper Chingy. He finally gets her to return home, but the problems aren't over yet. Carmen declares that she is a woman due to her recent experiences and she can do whatever she wants. Guest Starring: Carrot Top , Chingy
58	Landlord	October 5, 2004]]	When Carmen crazily redecorates her room, George snaps. When Carmen claims she should be able to do to her room what she wants, since she is an adult, George conducts a plan to get her to give up that thought. If Carmen wants to be an adult, she will act like one. She'll be treated as the Lopez family's tenant and pay rent, bills and get her own food. But his plan soon backfires when Carmen doesn't relent and even resorts to getting a roommate who is a little over the edge. George draws the line when Carmen's new roommate has a guy in her room whose name she doesn't even know. Angie explodes and threatens Carmen, who finally gives in and goes back to being George and Angie's daughter, instead of a tenant.
59	October 12, 2004	George of the Rings	After George forgets his and Angie's anniversary, he goes to drastic measures to make it up to her. He takes her to a jewelry store, but the ring she picks is far out of George's price range and he must find a way to pay for it - or feel Angie's wrath.
60	October 19, 2004	Home Sweet Homeschool	When Carmen's school refuses to let her back in, the recently laid-off Angie agrees to home school her. But the money cut also forces a postponement of George and Angie's wedding.
61	October 26, 2004	Leave It to Lopez	When a janitor with no life insurance dies at work, Angie finds out that George has been lying and does not have life insurance either. As Angie hounds him, he dozes off to classic TV which leads to a spoof of such classics as The Munsters, The Jetsons and Leave It To Beaver. Dedicated to Rodney Dangerfield.
62	November 9, 2004	Sk8r Boyz	When Max starts hanging out with a new group of friends, everything looks like it is going up for the socially plagued boy. But the friends prove to be a little bit darker than Max, and it ends up getting him in trouble with Max getting arrested and banned from the mall.
63	November 16, 2004	The Simple Life	When George decides a new job opportunity may be for him, he takes the family to a little town in Colorado on "vacation". But when he gets the job, resistance from Angie as well as springing the news on the kids makes George reconsider his idea. But, also Angie believes it may be a better place for the kids. And in a moment of romance, Benny and Vic kiss, to the horror of Ernie.; also Max meets a girl that talks him into smoking, stealing, and making out and Carmen meets a boy who tells her to drink with him.
64	November 23, 2004	Trouble in Paradise	A horrible dinner that features a drunk Carmen and dirty secrets about the town, convinces the Lopez that L.A. is still the place for them.
65	November 30, 2004	E.I.? E.I. OH (a.k.a. Cold Opening)	When George mistakenly thinks he is going to be named VP of Powers Brothers, he whips out his "VP Dance", only to find the company has merged with another corporation and jobs such as Benny's and Ernie's need to be cut. Plus, George is appointed a new co-manager, a beautiful and cunning woman who George fears will take his job. His fears are confirmed when she tricks George into believing she'll help and presenting George to be a sentimental fool not worthy of the job of manager. But George is able to save his job by showing the Powers Brothers the power of family and also, in a twist, is forced to take a pay cut and promote his co-manager to VP.
66	December 14, 2004	A Clear and Presentless Danger	When George thinks back to the lousy Christmas presents from his mother, he gets worried since she drew Max for the family's "Secret Santa" presents. So as a backup, George buys Max a great present, only to find after he gives it to him that Benny has finally come through with a great present.
67	January 11, 2005	Prescription for Trouble	When Carmen asks for birth control, George is immediately angry with her reunited boyfriend Jason. But when Jason informs him it was Carmen's idea, George goes on a search to find out the real story, But it's Carmen's idea!
68	January 18, 2005	Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks	While taking Max and his friend Ricky out, George and Angie discover Ernie's new girlfriend is Tammy, Ricky's birth mother. After finding out she is pregnant, George has problems convincing Ernie not to marry her.
69	January 25, 2005		George becomes frustrated with Max' dentist when he accuses Max of being a wimp for getting his braces loosened. George then lobbies to have the company's dental plan changed, by sneaking behind Jack and Mel's backs. Eventually, it turns out Max only wanted to get his braces so loosened they would be taken off, all because of a girl he likes. Guest starring Michael Clarke Duncan as Max' dentist.
70	February 1, 2005	George Gets Assisterance	After finding out a budget cut cancels special ed, George and Angie attend a PTA meeting run by George's sister, Linda, the superintendent. After some complaints of George, Linda finds out she is actually Mexican and adopted. Now, she wants to meet Benny.
71	February 8, 2005	Sabes Quake	When a 6.2 Earthquake hits the Northridge area, it cruelly affects George and Carmen, as they sleep outside for the next few days.
72	February 15, 2005	George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain	When Benny demands money for a box of George's old things, he is shocked to learn Benny (unbeknownst to him) helped him and Angie start up a life, but she also owes George money from a source he never knew about.
73	February 22, 2005	George Buys a Vow	George uses a fake wedding for his boss as a cover to renew his vows with Angie, but with Angie planning the fake wedding, she begins to ask too many details with guest star Robert Rodriguez and his band Chingon
74	March 1, 2005	George Watcha's Out for Jason	When Angie and George discover Carmen has been going to Jason's unsupervised for the past month, they confront the couple, only to find Jason's parents are out of the country - because they've moved. When Jason goes to jail for throwing a party where drugs were brought, the police have to send him out of town, thus ruining his possible chance at a pro baseball career. Much to George's chagrin, he allows Jason to stay with the Lopez' -- as long as he and Carmen can keep their hands off each other.
75	March 8, 2005	George's Grand Slam	With Carmen and Jason grounded for throwing a party at Jason's and getting arrested, neither is able to do much. But George does allow for some bending when it comes to Jason's baseball career which upsets Carmen and her feminist poet friend (Hilary Duff) who is inspiring her anger. When Carmen questions George about going to college, George makes a big mistake in telling Carmen she has no potential.
76	March 29, 2005	George Needs Anchor Management	When an old flame of Angie's moves back to town to become a news anchor, George becomes jealous with her giddy excitement over him. But George comes to find out that Angie has not told him the whole story about this former boyfriend.
77	April 12, 2005	George's Relatively Bad Idea	George gets caught up in some bad family ties when he lets Vic give him money (pays off the garage) to go out on a date with his sister. But, after seeing a kiss, George learns Linda isn't the only Lopez he kissed. Guest starring:Eva La Rue as Linda
78	May 3, 2005	George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition	George turns the garage into a business place for Angie using some old friends, but soon when the building is inspected, George forgets the permits for construction, and the garage is condemned because of some failed constructioning. Jim Belushi plays the building inspector.
79	May 10, 2005	George Stare-oids Down Jason	When George and Angie find out that Carmen and her boyfriend, Jason, have become more intimate under their roof, they think about asking Jason to move out. But when they discover that Jason has been using steroids provided by none other than the boy's own father (guest starring Stacy Keach), their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.
80	May 17, 2005	George Negoti-ate It	George steps in to be Jason's sports agent when NFL Quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb (guest starring as themselves) pay a visit to the Lopez household to draft Jason, but when George accepts illegal football gifts from a college recruiting Jason, George is forced to seek out a baseball deal. Meanwhile, Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.

Season 5: 2005–2006

#	Airdate	Title	Overview
81	October 5, 2005	George Gets a Pain in the Ash	Disaster strikes when Benny forgets about a lit cigarette, and her house is burned down, as well as her $53,000 life savings. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. The next morning Jason and his belongings are gone because he did not want to have a baby. Note: Final apperance of Jason
82	October 5, 2005	You Dropped a Mom on Me	George gets Benny an advance on her paychecks to look for apartments, but Benny foolishly gambles the money away and moves into her car, which burns down as well. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend even though he is still gone.
83	October 12, 2005	George's Dog Days of Bummer	George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself.
84	October 19, 2005	George Drives the Batmobile	After refusing Benny's pleas for a new car, and when Benny bribes Carmen to bring her to a bar, George and Angie are forced to drive Benny around. Angie quits after being invited to a make-out between Benny and her guest. But when George drives Benny and 10 friends around, he gets into very serious trouble with the law. There is a reference to one of George's comedy acts in a part of the episode. When George drives Benny to a restaurant, by the name of "Jack in the Box", George's fast food routine is repeated here, including the restaurant's name and the Mexican worker, which sounds like George with a Mexican accent.
85	October 26, 2005	Trick or Treat Me Right	George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.
86	November 2, 2005	George Takes a Sentimental Ernie	George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
87	November 9, 2005	George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial	A shooting at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor (guest star Richard Lewis). When George realizes how him being gone has traumatized Max, George must settle things with Benny.
88	November 16, 2005	George Tries to Write a Wrong	George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie, where he finds out Vic made an account for her if she dumped George.
89	November 30, 2005	George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job	George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance much to George's dismay.
90	December 7, 2005	George Says I Do... More in This Marriage	George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home after George claims he does more.
91	December 14, 2005	George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family	George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.
92	January 25, 2006	George Enrolls Like That	When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously. Guest Starring: Ming-Na.
93	February 1, 2006	George Keeps Truant to Himself	When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor (Ming-Na) drops by for an uninvited visit.
94	February 8, 2006	The Kidney Stays in the Picture	Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max' kidney needs to be taken out.
95	February 15, 2006	A Funeral Brings George to His Niece	George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance. Guest Star: Aimee Garcia
96	February 22, 2006	George Gets Caught in a Powers Play	George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory. But Mel falls for Veronica, which causes some problems.
97	March 1, 2006	George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother	Angie's brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), comes to visit Angie, when he finds out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company. Ray only wants Veronica's money. In the end he tries to walk away at night but is caught by George, and George gives Veronica some of her inheritance to go to college.
98	March 15, 2006	George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light	George helps Ernie lose weight (20 pounds) before he loses his job, and Ernie threatens to sue the factory for terminating a fat person. He then finds out that Ernie has been gaining weight because of his depression which is caused by the life-long rejection of him by women.
99	March 22, 2006	George Gets Cross Over Freddie	George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie. Note: Crossover episode with the show Freddie. Guest Star: Freddie Prinze Jr.,Brian Austin Green,and Chloe Suazo
100	March 29, 2006	George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money	George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (special guest star Eva Longoria Parker) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
101	April 5, 2006	George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits	Benny gets really mad when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor. Later, George drinks tequila (with the worm) and hallucinates his living Ernie's life, with Ernie living his life.
102	April 12, 2006	It's a Cliffhanger, By George	"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; after Benny reunites with her ex, Ernie tells George that he (Benny's Ex) robbed a convenience store and calls the cops, though it is for a past crime Benny committed; Angie has been feeling sick for days and awaits the results of a home pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after being rejected by her first three choices; Max has swiped a forbidden beer and is about to sample his first alcohol; and Vic prepares to propose marriage to a younger woman he barely knows. This was the last episode in which Masiela Lusha/Carmen featured. The jokes during Carmen's rejection by colleges were used earlier when Carmen was trying to find a private school.

Season 6: 2007

#	Airdate	Title	Overview
103	January 24, 2007	George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien	Just as Carmen prepares to go off to college and George and Angie begin looking forward to being empty nesters, Angie discovers that the Lopez family could be growing. Meanwhile, George's job is in jeopardy, Benny faces jail time for a crime from days gone by and Vic contemplates engagement to a 27 year old., in the season premiere broadcast. Note: Final Appearance of Carmen
104	January 31, 2007	George's House Has Two Empty Wombs	Angie maintains her story that she's pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen, even though she finds out the test was wrong. Vic introduces George and Angie to Lindsay.
105	February 7, 2007	George Nieces a New Media Room	George has just finished remodeling Carmen's room into a new entertainment room, but Veronica returns, announcing her trust fund has been frozen by a relative, threatening her with bankruptcy. Angie forces George to allow Veronica to stay in the new room, and Veronica brings her new boyfriend, her teacher who left his wife for Veronica. After she dumps him, he begins to stalk her, which ends with George punching him in the face and getting arrested and George's TV being destroyed. After that the cops told Veronica she can put a restraining order against the teacher. Note: This episode was rated TV-PG-LDV for language, suggestive content, and some stalking and harassment, including a fight.
106	February 14, 2007	George Testi-Lies for Benny	Since her mother (Rita Moreno) has turned on her, at her trial Benny must rely on George's testimony, which helps Benny by getting her out of jail and she has to do several hundred hours of community service.
107	February 21, 2007	Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode	Following being humiliated at work, George drinks some tequila (worm and all), and hallucinates that he and Ernie are gay sweethearts who are soon to be united as life partners. Ernie gives up on meeting women for good.
108	February 28, 2007	George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion about Being a Cheetah	After George accidentally encourages Vic into tearing up the pre-nuptial agreement, he believes that Vic's fiancée is a gold digger and a cheater, and enlists the TV Show Cheaters to help find out. After everything, George discovers Lindsay is cheating on Vic and he plans to get back with his ex-wife.
109	March 7, 2007	George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self-Image By Saying You 'Sta Loca Good	When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his young niece to tone down her sex appeal. Benny begins driving seniors to the doctor.
110	March 14, 2007	George's Grave Mistake Send Him to a Funeral, Holmes	George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away, and George cannot get another grave so Angie can be with her mom for eternity.
111	March 21, 2007	George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante	An ex-sexual predator moves into the neighborhood so George warns Max not to go to her house; one of George's neighbors (Tommy Chong) alerts George that Max has gone over there, but before anything happens George and Angie come to find a shirtless Max with a condom; after a talk they realize it was Max's idea to come to the house to have sex. George and Angie decide it's time to have "the talk" with Max. Guest starring: Tommy Chong
112	April 4, 2007	George is Maid to be Ruth-Less	George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into George's heart but never cleans the house and a jealous Benny decides to steal money from Max and blame the maid and get her fired. George knowing Benny stole the money asks her why but showing her love for George gives him a hug and the maid quits.
113	April 4, 2007	George is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness	When the love of Benny's life, Wayne returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting. Guest star: Jerry Springer
114	April 11, 2007	George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La	After some out-of-control spending by George and Angie, they agree to decide who gets to spend money on $100+. After George's poker game is interrupted by Veronica, who is sent by Angie for revenge for getting a veto, they agree on a bet to be the most frugal.
115	April 11, 2007	George Rocks to the Max and Gets Diss-Band-ed	George tries to relive his high school days by teaching Max to play the guitar. But when Max moves on without his dad and joins a rock band, George wishes he could take it all back.
116	April 24, 2007	George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation	When Powers Aviation institutes a smoking ban as part of a new health plan, Benny's nicotine withdrawals drive George to being forced away from her, because he makes Benny smoke. In the end, Benny quits working at the factory because George was going crazy knowing he's the reason she smokes.
117	April 24, 2007	George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie	The Lopez family strikes out against a new neighbor (Steven Robert Wollenberg) who's decorated his front lawn with an offensive art display (e.g. a statue of a sleeping Mexican). Meanwhile, George and Angie run into an old friend who takes an interest in Veronica. Guest starring: Mario Lopez.
118	May 1, 2007	George's Bogey-ous Relationship with Vic Is Putt to the Test	Vic feigns fatherly love so George will play in a father-son golf tournament against his long time rival and his son, (played by Oscar De La Hoya.) But George gets angry after discovering Vic's true intentions and swings the game. Note: Final appearance of Veronica.
119	May 8, 2007	George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line	George puts Max to work at the factory to emphasize the importance of education and to pay for a new computer, but Max soon wants to stay at the factory forever. Powers Aviation's workers are worried when a rumor spreads that the new owner of the factory is moving it to Mexico and everyone loses their jobs...and George finds out it is true! Final appearance of Mel and Thirsty's the bar.
120	May 8, 2007	George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia	In the series finale, a multimillionaire (played by special guest star Edward James Olmos) buys Powers Aviation and asks George to stay on board if he's willing to consider making some major life changes (e.g. moving to Phoenix, Arizona; ironically, or coincidentally, the same city his father lived in, but this is not said in the episode). George almost agrees, but soon agrees to a factory boycott when everyone comes and tells him how much they'll miss him, including Benny. The owner agrees to keep the original workers and George ends up running the factory on his own, due to the departure of Jack and Mel.