Old Dogs (film)
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Directed by | Walt Becker |
Written by | David Diamond David Weissman |
Produced by | Andrew Panay Peter Abrams Robert Levy |
Starring | John Travolta Robin Williams Kelly Preston Seth Green Lori Loughlin Bernie Mac Matt Dillon |
Cinematography | Jeffrey L. Kimball |
Edited by | Ryan Folsey Tom Lewis |
Music by | John Debney |
Distributed by | Walt Disney Pictures |
Release date | November 25, 2009 |
Running time | 88 minutes |
Country | United States |
Language | English |
Budget | $35 million |
Box office | $81,210,719[1] |
Old Dogs is a 2009 American comedy film directed by Wild Hogs's Walt Becker and starring John Travolta and Robin Williams with supporting roles played by Kelly Preston, Matt Dillon, Justin Long, Seth Green, Rita Wilson, Dax Shepard and Bernie Mac. It was released on November 25, 2009.[2]
The movie is dedicated to both Bernie Mac (his final film in a cameo role, who died in August 2008) and Jett Travolta (John Travolta's son, who died in January 2009).
Old Dogs received poor reception from film critics. The Orlando Sentinel called the film "badly written and broadly acted".[3] The Chicago Daily Herald said the film "should be put out of our misery".[4] The San Jose Mercury News and The Boston Globe both described the film as a "turkey".[5][6] Reviews in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel and AV Club said the movie was not recommended for adults or children.[2][7]
Plot
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Charlie Reed (John Travolta) and Dan Rayburn (Robin Williams) are best friends and co-owners of Rayburn+Reed, a successful sports marketing firm. Seven years prior to the present time of the movie, Dan was once married and when he divorced he was very depressed. In order to cheer Dan up, Charlie takes him on a wild vacation where Dan meets a woman named Vicki (Kelly Preston) who he thinks is his soul mate. Along with Vicki is her equally beautiful but weird best friend Jenna (Rita Wilson) who is overly obsessed with her hands because she is a hand model. Dan and Vicki marry the same night they meet but their love affair is short lived. Seven years later, Vicki arrives back in town and announces to Dan that they have twins: Zach (Conner Rayburn) and Emily (Ella Bleu Travolta) together.
Dan offers to take care of the children the same day he meets them after Vicki has to go to jail for two weeks due to an activist crime. Originally, the kids were going to stay with Jenna but Dan severely injures her by mistakingly jamming her fingers in his car boot, then he opens the boot and then hits her in the face, she then ends up in the hospital, nearly immobile and unable to watch the kids. Because Dan's condo does not allow children, he has to board with Charlie. Whilst this is happening, Charlie and Dan are close to securing the biggest account in the history of their careers with a Japanese corporation. At first, Charlie doesn't want Dan hanging around the children, but later warms up to the idea. Dan does not know how to interract with his kids, and at night he resignedly groans to Charlie, "I just shook my daughter's hand goodnight". At camp, the four turn a three day trip into a nine hour one after the kids unwittingly convinced the instructors (Matt Dillon) that Dan and Charlie are homosexual partners. Charlie is harassed by the instructor's psychotic brother (Justin Long), and by the end of the day, Dan ends up destroying a statue of the founder of the camp.
The morning they arrive back home, the kids spill Dan and Charlie's pills and clumsily put them back in the wrong bottles, believing they remember where they belong. This causes side effects for the both of them, with Dan not being able to speak and having odd sight perception during a golfing game with Craig and the Japanese corperation executives, and Charlie's face freezing in a smile along with a neverending appetite while he is trying to woo the attractive American-Japanese translator Amanda (Lori Loughlin) at her grandmother's funeral, which results in him grinning as Amanda is grieving and crying along with eating grandmother's last famous rhubarb pie which she made within the last hours of her life.
Dan, Charlie, and the kids all become one big happy family, and Dan learns how to appreciate his kids and even have fun with them. Charlie recruits Jimmy Lunchbox (Bernie Mac), a world famous children's entertainer (who Charlie has been friends with for years) to help Dan make-believe he is a superhero/king for his daughter Emily who wants a protector in her life. Charlie meets up with Jimmy Lunchbox backstage at one of his shows and asks for his help. Lunchbox agrees to the deal but asks if his latest idea be kept a secret. The next day, Jimmy Lunchbox straps Dan and Charlie in motion control puppet suits and Dan has a tea party with Emily (while Jimmy Lunchbox and Charlie watch in another room via hidden camera). When the party goes wrong, Dan gives a heartfelt apology to Emily but it makes Charlie and Jimmy Lunchbox emotional. Afterwards, Dan accomplishes all the tasks his son wrote down on his "Dad List". All is splendid when Vicki comes home, possibly wanting to reunite the family for good by rekindling her and Dan's long gone flame.
The Japanese corporation agrees to hire Dan and Charlie's firm, and they happily send Craig off to Tokyo. However, when Craig does not show up for his first day at work in Tokyo, it puts Dan and Charlie in hot water. The overseas corperation is still willing to do business with Rayburn+Reed but only if Dan and Charlie move to Tokyo instead of Craig. Dan must leave Vicki and the children, whom he promised he would spend their next birthday with, and boards the plane with Charlie.
During their first meeting, Charlie wows them with his charm and then lets Dan dive into his business pitch. Dan's laptop accidentally opens up a home video of him, Vicki, and the kids and he is unable to stay, boarding the next plane and supposedly ending his friendship with Charlie. When they arrive home, Dan finds Vicki and the kids have gone back to Vermont, and Charlie is disappointed to find that Lucky has died in the dog hotel, leaving Dan a message saying he is indifferent to whether Dan comes to the funeral or not. Craig calls as well, apologizing for his ways and asking for a second chance. Dan arrives at Lucky's funeral with a puppy in tow, and the two friends make up, desperately trying to get to Vermont in time for the kid's birthday along with Craig who tags along. The trio are not allowed into the party, which is held in the zoo, and must sneak in through the gorilla enclosure. Dan and Charlie escape, while Craig is left behind.
Dan and Charlie make it out of the gorilla enclosure and into the penguin exhibit, where the penguin's attack Charlie as Dan hurries away. After once again finding he will not be able to make it to the party, he spots a superhero who has been hired by Vicki to fly in, as Emily wanted a superhero. Dan pays the man to let him fly in instead, and does so just as Charlie escapes from the penguins.
Dan makes it just in time, putting smiles on his loved one's faces until he crashes into a nearby pond and is whisked away to a hospital. There, him, Vicki, and the kids make up and promise to be a family as Dan has bought a house in Vermont so he can be near them. Charlie enters the excitement making for a happy ending, with Craig sitting precautiously in the gorilla's lap having never escaped.
The film closes with footage of the group one year later on Dan's new boat which Charlie is having child proofed (as Dan had Charlie's apartment done earlier in the film). Charlie is married to Amanda and they have a three month old daughter. Dan and Vicki have remarried and Craig, like Charlie, has also become an "uncle" to the kids. Charlie's new dog, Lucky, Jr., is seen panting happily at the bow of the boat. The "child proof people" are downstairs in the boat while the happy families above are taking pictures, and they accidentally spill both families' pills in the sink. One asks if they should tell, and the other reluctantly replies, "I think I remember where they go" as they hastily put the pills in the wrong bottles, the last picture showing the whole lot with obnoxiously large, frozen grins on their faces: one of the side effects as Craig, who is taking the photos, remarks, "Maybe not that big of a smile".
Cast
- John Travolta as Charlie Reed
- Robin Williams as Dan Rayburn
- Kelly Preston as Vicki Greer
- Seth Green as Craig White
- Lori Loughlin as Amanda
- Ella Travolta as Emily Greer
- Conner Rayburn as Zach Greer
- Dax Shepard as Gary
- Bernie Mac as Jimmy Lunchbox, in a minor posthumous role
- Matt Dillon as Troop Leader Barry
- Rita Wilson as Jenna
- Justin Long as Troop Leader Adam
- Ann-Margaret as Martha
- Luis Guzman as Baby Proofer #2
Reception
Critical response
The film received extremely negative reviews, and Rotten Tomatoes gave the film a 6% rating based on 77 aggregated reviews, making it certified "rotten"[8] and based on a selection of 19 of their top "Top Critics" the film achieved a rating of only 5%.[9] The film was ranked number three on their list of the ten most moldy films of 2009.[10] At Metacritic, Old Dogs received an aggregated rating of 19 based on 22 reviews, indicating "overwhelming dislike".[11] Film critic Roger Ebert gave Old Dogs a rating of one star out of a possible four.[12] Ebert opened his review commenting, "'Old Dogs' is stupefying dimwitted. What were John Travolta and Robin Williams thinking of? Apparently their agents weren't perceptive enough to smell the screenplay in its advanced state of decomposition".[12] The Salt Lake Tribune gave Old Dogs a rating of zero stars out of a possible four, and criticized the film for "hammy acting and sledgehammer editing".[13] Film critic Roger Moore of The Orlando Sentinel gave Old Dogs a rating of one and a half stars out of a possible four.[3] "Trashing Old Dogs is a bit like kicking a puppy. But here goes. The new comedy from some of the folks who brought us Wild Hogs is badly written and broadly acted, shamelessly manipulative and not above stopping by the toilet for a laugh or two," wrote Moore.[3] Bill Goodykoontz of The Star Press gave the film a critical review, and commented, "'Old Dogs,' which stars Robin Williams and John Travolta as a couple of aging bachelors who suddenly have twins thrust upon them, delivers everything you’d expect. Which is: not much."[14] He concluded his review with, "Let’s hope Williams, Travolta and the rest got a fabulous payday for “Old Dogs.” Because otherwise, you know, woof."[14] In a review for The Arizona Republic, Goodykoontz gave the film a rating of one and a half stars out of a possible five.[15] Writing for the San Jose Mercury News in an analysis of movies that were released around Thanksgiving, Randy Myers placed Old Dogs below "The Scraps: Leftovers that should be immediately placed in Fido's bowl."[5] Myers commented, "We have a winner in the Thanksgiving movie turkey contest."[5] Dennis Harvey of Variety wrote, "Too bad this shrilly tuned comedy doesn't demand more than clock-punching effort from everyone involved."[16]
"'Old Dogs' is stupefying dimwitted. What were John Travolta and Robin Williams thinking of? Apparently their agents weren't perceptive enough to smell the screenplay in its advanced state of decomposition"
Kirk Honeycutt of The Hollywood Reporter summed up his review with, "Bottom Line: Insipid, predictable, broad comedy mixed with Disney Family Values makes for one exasperating sit."[17] Honeycutt called the film "a dumb male movie", and concluded, "'Old Dogs' gives men a bad name."[17] Duane Dudek of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel gave the film a rating of one and a half stars.[2] Dudek did not recommend the movie to parents or to children, commenting, "'Old Dogs' is not your father's Disney movie. And, maybe, despite the PG rating, not your kids' either. The movie, opening in theaters Wednesday, has lots of rough edges unsuitable for little tykes."[2] He concluded that the film, "has no new tricks, only preposterous story lines."[2] Film critic Joe Williams of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch wrote, "There are no new tricks in 'Old Dogs,' a cheesy chew-toy of a comedy about reluctant fatherhood."[18] Williams gave the film a rating of one and a half stars, and concluded, "After it’s exhausted every other gimmick, the movie tries to win our hearts. But 'Old Dogs' is so oafish, when it tosses us a biscuit, it feels like we've been smacked with a newspaper."[18] Mary Pols of MSN Movies gave the film a rating of zero stars out of a possible five.[19] Pols wrote that the jokes in the film were not appropriate for children, commenting, "It's not just that the jokes are tasteless and inappropriate for children. They aren't even a little bit funny."[19] Dann Gire of the Chicago Daily Herald reviewed the film and concluded, "Like real old dogs, this movie should be put out of our misery."[4] Rene Rodriguez of The Miami Herald review the film and gave it a rating of two stars.[20] Rodriguez characterized the film as a "disposable but inoffensive picture".[20] Writing for Metromix, Matt Pais described Old Dogs as "A great opportunity to gather family members you clearly think are stupid."[21] Pais commented on the acting in the film, "The verdict: All of the actors involved (including Matt Dillon, Justin Long, Ann-Margaret and Paolo Costanzo) seem to have collectively placed their sense of self-respect in a bag and tossed it in the toilet. Yet the biggest culprits are Williams and Travolta, who are now so devoid of comic instincts that Becker must rely on reaction shots from Charlie's dog to show that someone is actually trying."[21]
Michael Phillips of the Chicago Tribune gave the film a rating of one star.[22] "'Wild Hogs,' 'Old Dogs' — what’s next, 'Bumps on Logs'? Truly, I would rather watch John Travolta and Robin Williams sitting on a tree trunk, doing nothing, than endure their best efforts to energize this ol’ hound," wrote Phillips.[22] He concluded, "The labored premise of this setup is not worth the effort — it’s sort of icky both as humor and as pathos. Good will generated by familiar faces cannot overcome all obstacles."[22] Ty Burr of The Boston Globe was critical of the film, and also called it a "turkey".[6] Burr said of Disney's decision to produce the film, "If they had any respect for audiences, they might never have released it at all."[6] John Hazelton of Screen International observed, "the supposedly touching moments often feel manufactured".[23] Lisa Schwarzbaum gave the film a grade of "F" in her review for Entertainment Weekly.[24] Filmcritic.com reviewer Alexander Zalben gave the film a rating of one star out of a possible five.[25] Keith Phipps of AV Club called the film "insulting" to children.[7] Phipps did not recommend the film for either children or adults, concluding, "Adults should steer clear. Kids should be sent to it only if they’ve been extraordinarily naughty."[7]
Writing for The Philadelphia Inquirer, Carrie Rickey gave the film a rating of two and a half stars out of four.[26] Rickey commented of the multiple cameos in the film, "A child of 5 can see that these brief appearances serve to pad a gauze-thin script."[26] The review concluded, "Old Dogs may not be good. But the sight of pesky penguins pecking Travolta and Green in the embrace of an unlikely partner makes it just good enough."[26] Pete Hammond of Boxoffice gave the film 3/5 stars, and concluded, "Old Dogs may not reach the box office heights of Wild Hogs but its fun family friendly attitude should guarantee a healthy holiday haul."[27]
Box office
Going up against the second weekend of New Moon, the film opened the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and grossed $24,228,546 in its first five days. In total, the film grossed $48,804,594 domestically and $31,510,539 internationally. Given its production budget, estimated at $35,000,000, the film's worldwide gross of $80,315,13 can be considered a financial success.[28]
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External links
- Official website
- Old Dogs at IMDb
- Old Dogs at AllMovieInvalid ID.
- Old Dogs at Box Office Mojo
- Old Dogs at Metacritic
- Old Dogs at Rotten Tomatoes