User:DiscoLava

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Proof of inexsistence of time and of 100% pure or total anything in this universe.

$a=1{\text{ and }}b=1{\text{ so }}a=b$.

Obviously, $a^{2}=a^{2}$.

Subtracting equation 1 from equation 2 yields...

$a^{2}-b^{2}=a^{2}-ab$

"We can factor both sides of the equation; $a^{2}-ab{\text{ equals }}a(a-b).$

[Also], $a^{2}-b^{2}{\text{ equals }}(a+b)(a-b)$ ...

Substituting into equation 3, we get"

$(a+b)(a-b)=a(a-b)$

Now, divide both sides of the equation by $(a-b)$ and you get:

$a+b=a$

Subtract $a$ from both sides and the final product is...

$b=0$

But wait! $b=1$, so...

$1=0???$

Multiply $1=0$ by $time$ and you get...

$time=0$

No time? Well, if you did not know this, we just used math to prove history. Time is a man-made concept.

Also, $(1=0)*100\%=(100\%=0)$

No 100%. Done.

Stuff

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Time

This user's time zone is EST.

This user is diurnal.

This user observes Daylight Saving Time.

Languages

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

ja-1この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。

...This user would like to know all existing languages.

Pluto

(Yeah. It deserves its own category)

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

Computers

Java-1This user is a beginning Java programmer.

html-3This user is an advanced html programmer.

LolcatI CAN HAS LOLKITTEH!!1

This user is proud to be a nerd, although he prefers not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.

LipsumThis user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.

Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user wishes they had a Mac.

This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.

This user has no cell phone.

Google

This user's favourite search engine is Google.

This user likes using Google.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

Don't be evil

This user would be lost without Google.

GThis user prefers Google over Yahoo.Y

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

Color/Colour

CyanThis user's favourite colour is cyan.

This user likes all of the colors.

Food

This user largely subsists on cold leftover pizza and credits this diet for his health & success in life.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user eats popcorn.

This user believes that a tomato is biologically a fruit, but socially a vegetable.

This user likes Lemons.

This user loves cake.

Games

GAMEThis user plays "the Game".

=Board Games

This user is a checkers player.

This user plays Jenga.

Card Games

CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.

CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.

Video Games

AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."

cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.

Diff MThis user plays Video Games on Medium or the default difficulty.

1337	This user can write & read in 1337.

This user plays a PS2.

This user is a Nintendo fanboy.

This user thinks the Nintendo DS is the best handheld game console ever!

GAME OVER

This user will insert more coins to continue.

This user plays Guitar Hero on easy.

This user enjoys playing Fantasy Football.

Animals

This user is not a pet owner.

This user takes good care of one or more Tamagotchis.

Math

$e^{i\pi \ }$This user is a mathematician.

a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

SI ?	This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the U.S., cannot relate to them.

$\pi \neq {\frac {p}{q}}$

This user can prove that $\pi$ is irrational.

1112This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.

10This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

$0.{\bar {9}}=1$This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

This user loves watching the Mandelbrot set.

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Harry Potter

HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.

R	This user is a Ravenclaw.

R.H.	This user is a fan of Rubeus Hagrid.

Pro Quid

This user is a professional Quidditch player.

This user's Patronus is a rabbit.

O.W.L.This user passed his O.W.L.s.

Anim	This user is an Animagus, and takes the form of a owl.

DAThis user is a member of
Dumbledore's Army

This user is a member of the
Order of the Phoenix.

Star Wars

ID	You don't need to see this user's identification.

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

SW musicThis user loves Star Wars music.

Iron Man

Tony Stark

This user is in the Fun-V, not the Hum-Drum-V.

TV

This user has a television set.

NTSCThis user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.

This user's TV service provider is Spectrum.

This user likes the BBC.

Well...

This user needs just one more userbox on his page!

{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.

UBX!This user thinks he/she uses too many Userboxes.