User:Antipode

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Computing

This user uses

for Internet search.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

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This user is a member of the
Counter-Vandalism Unit.

This user is a recent changes patroller.

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This user contributes using
GNU nano.

bash

This user can program in Bash.

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This user can write HTML.

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This user is a Gmail user.
Unregistered or Hidden

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BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

Personal

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bss-2

This user is an intermediate bass guitarist.

gtr-2

This user is an intermediate guitarist.

arg-4

This user is a professional air guitarist.

voc-2

This user is an intermediate vocalist.

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This user is a mechanic

This user considers himself self-educated.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

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Language

en-us
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This user is a native speaker of American English.

es-1

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

de-1

Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

dlph

Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.

en-us-
ca-1

This person's California English sucks. They're probably from the East Coast.

1337

This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 and users of standard English.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

its

This user is a native speaker of Itsekiri.

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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

Silliness

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42

This user has the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything.

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No user serviceable parts inside.

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Media

This user appreciates real punk music.

This user enjoys ska.

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STAR WARS

This user is a Star Wars fan.