User:Spartan

“ Fuck all of you fucking assholes —Jimbo Wales ”

Today's motto... → Gratitude is a duty which ought to be paid, but which none have a right to expect. Nominate one today!

Wiki-NThis user is a native Wikipedia editor.

This user is now eligible for the Lord High Tutnum service award.

This user is an enemy of all types of spam.

Kaboom!! Oh, that was just this user obliterating vandals, nothing to worry about. Except if you're the vandal.^[Humor]

This user has reported many vandals with the result of their being permanently blocked.

This user has worked in
Antarctica.

C₂H₅OH-4This user is an alcoholic.

This user has visited Antarctica.

7This user has visited 7 of the 7 continents in the world.

This user has visited Asia.

This user has visited Europe.

This user has visited North America.

This user has visited Oceania.

This user has visited South America.

This user has visited Africa.

This user is male, straight, and has no problem wearing pink.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-5Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel profesional de español.

fr-5Cet utilisateur parle français à un niveau professionnel.

de-5Dieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch auf einem professionellen Niveau.

cmn這個用戶的母語是官話。
这个用户的母语是官话。

ja-5この利用者は専門家並みに日本語を使いこなせます。

This user may be alive or dead.

This user is a
loveable curmudgeon

This user may be a bit eccentric, but is definitely not demented.

2This user currently has
2 spouses.

7This user has 7 children.

27This user has 27 grandchildren.

This user is old enough
to know better!

This user remembers the Truman Administration

100This user is 100 years old.
(rounded to the nearest hundred years)

80+This user is an octogenarian.

This user is chronologically
gifted.

ENTPThis user has an ENTP
Myers–Briggs Type Indicator

This user remembers (with nostalgia) having to use punch cards to run Fortran programs in college.

... My first self-created userbox, inspired by a conversation with an incredulous 25 year old coworker today

This user has been editing Wikipedia for more than ten years.

This user has been on Wikipedia for 16 years, 3 months and 2 days.

... My wiki birthday. I am somewhat older than this in real life.

I'm an awesome Wikipedian!

This user has been identified as an Awesome Wikipedian and was awarded their own day on 27 May 2010.

... Happy me day!

This user is an administrator, but might like not to be one some day.

... Shamelessly stolen from Pedro

According to The Political Compass this user is:
Economic Neutral (1.0) and
Social Libertarian (−5.0)

... So no, I'm not working for Santorum's election campaign, in spite of occasional moronic claims to the contrary

Mr Moon ?/?/02 - 8/28/14

... Good boy.

This user has met two Wikipedians in real life

... And they were both completely normal human beings!

hope(?)−4 years and 12 days

... Aparece una mayor, con mucho más infierno en digestión

This user is clever and lazy on the Hammerstein-Equord Scale.

... although stupid and lazy is also a distinct possibility

This user pursues vandals for personal validation rather than any deep-seated conviction.