The Brown Album (Martin/Molloy album)

For other uses, see The Brown Album (disambiguation).

The Brown Album
Compilation album by Martin/Molloy
Released	December 1995
Recorded	April to October 1995
Genre	Comedy
Label	Mushroom Records
Producer	Tony Martin, Mick Molloy
Martin/Molloy chronology
The Brown Album (1995) Poop Chute (1996)

The Brown Album is the debut album of material taken from the Australian radio program Martin/Molloy, by comedians Tony Martin and Mick Molloy. The album peaked at number 17 on the ARIA Charts and was certified gold.

At the ARIA Music Awards of 1996, The Brown Album won the ARIA Award for Best Comedy Release.

Track listing

Disc One

1. "In Conversation With Pete the Clown"
2. "Mick the Clown (No Relation)"
3. "Put Some Pants On"
4. "Poofburger"
5. "Crap-Tel - My Two Annoying Dads"
6. "A Frightful Hoo-Ha"
7. "A Bit of Knife Work"
8. "Martin/Molly Fantasy Line"
9. "Good Plain Fumio!"
10. "Shoko-Licious!"
11. "Urinal Cakes"
12. "These Are a Few of My Favourite Things"
13. "The Female Premier"
14. "Why Black People and White People Are Different"
15. "The Keating Twins"
16. "Pokies, Scones and The Midday Show"
17. "Tum & Phul"
18. "Damn This Actor's Strike to Hell"
19. "The Auld Mug"
20. "Wacky Tabacky"
21. "Martin/Molly Distilleries"
22. "On the Gases"
23. "Formerly"
24. "Histesticles"
25. "Bananas Sans Pyjamas"
26. "3D Radio"
27. "Crichton-Browne"
28. "Mike Tyson and Friends"
29. "A Bit of Chairwork"
30. "The Boom Gate Arm Thing Bloke"
31. "Just Keep Printing the Nudie Photos Hugh"
32. "Micklotto"
33. "Not With Fish!"
34. "Cracker Night"
35. "Tim Forsyth Turns Blue"
36. "That Depressing Voice-Over Man"
37. "Bank Fees"
38. "Ladies and Gentlemen... Pamela Anderson"
39. "Maggots in Black Tie"
40. "ABCFM - Bachtober"
41. "What the Papers Said"
42. "Viva La France"

Disc Two

1. "A Quick Wedgie"
2. "ABCFM - Less Talk, More Mozart"
3. "Spectacular Views"
4. "Shopkeep to the Stars"
5. "A Big Job"
6. "Arthur Tunstall's Answering Machine"
7. "Misleading Newsreel"
8. "Renovations"
9. "Bob Geldof Forgives and Forgets"
10. "Cahootery"
11. "Blue Hats"
12. "Pipes!"
13. "Cold as Ice (Willing to Pay the Price)"
14. "The Obligatory Tribute to Kurt Cobain"
15. "Not Quite Right Funerals"
16. "Bad Cut Of Grandad"
17. "What Happens When You Phone Up to Complain"
18. "John Howard - Man of Mystery"
19. "Pretend War Is Hell"
20. "Stephen King's The Flower Seller"
21. "My Chemist Shoots Mine Out of a Cannon"
22. "A Bit of Table Work"
23. "A Bun in Someones Else's Oven"
24. "Crap-Tel - Crap New Channels"
25. "B3"
26. "...Citizens"
27. "Docking Their Brains Out"
28. "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only a Gun Shop Owner"
29. "Saddam Hussein - Still Crazy After All These Years"
30. "Mick 'Live 'n' Kicking"
31. "I Need Toner"
32. "Poop Fiction"
33. "Poofburger 2"
34. "Advanced Supermodelling"
35. "The Longest Word in the English Language"
36. "Jimmy Smits Electricity Corporation"
37. "Good Grief!"
38. "Would You Like Christ with That"
39. "Orenthal"
40. "Where's Tony?"
41. "Where's Mick?"
42. "Gladiators Ready!"

• All material written by Mick Molloy and Tony Martin.
• All material originally aired live between April and October 1995 on the radio show: Martin/Molly.
• Aired in Australia on FOX FM Melbourne, 2DAY FM Sydney, B105 Brisbane, SAFM Adelaide and FM104.7 Canberra.

Charts

Chart (1995/96)	Peak position
Australian Albums (ARIA)	17

Certification

Region	Certification	Certified units/sales
Australia (ARIA)	Gold	35,000^
^ Shipments figures based on certification alone.