Two and a Half Men season 3

*Two and a Half Men*
Two and a Half Men
Season 3
	DVD cover art
Starring	Charlie Sheen; Jon Cryer; Angus T. Jones; Marin Hinkle; Conchata Ferrell; Holland Taylor;
No. of episodes	24
Release
Original network	CBS
Original release	September 19, 2005 –; May 22, 2006
Season chronology
	← Previous; Season 2 Next →; Season 4
	List of episodes

The third season of Two and a Half Men originally aired between September 2005 and May 2006.

Production

The executive producers of the show for this season were the show's creators Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn. The show's production companies were Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company and Warner Bros. Television. The head writers for this season were Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn. Other writers in this season were: Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster, Mark Roberts, Jeff Abugov and Jim Patterson. Gary Halvorson, Asaad Kelada, Rob Schiller, Jerry Zaks, Lee Aronsohn and James Widdoes were the directors for this season.

Cast

Main

Recurring

Guest

Sandra Purpuro as Mona
Stephanie Erb as Mrs. Mindy Schmidt
Natalie Zea as Colleen
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe as Isabella
Martin Sheen as Harvey
June Squibb as Margaret
Cloris Leachman as Norma
Josie Davis as Sandy
Jane Lynch as Dr. Linda Freeman
J.D. Walsh as Gordon
Jon Lovitz as Archie Baldwin
Gail O'Grady as Mandi
Kevin Sorbo as Andy
Julia Campbell as Francine

Awards and nominations

This season of the series received seven Primetime Emmy Award nominations and received its first nomination for Outstanding Comedy Series, but lost to The Office. Charlie Sheen received his first Emmy nomination for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, while Jon Cryer received his first Emmy nomination for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series. Martin Sheen received a nomination for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series for playing Rose's father, Harvey. Charlie Sheen also received a Golden Globe Award nomination for Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Musical or Comedy. The show also received a nomination for the Producers Guild of America Award for Best Comedy Series. Angus T. Jones won a Young Artist Award for Best Performance in a TV Series (Comedy) - Supporting Actor.

Episodes

No. overall	No. in season	Title	Directed by	Written by	Original air date	U.S. viewers (millions)
49	1	"Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts"	Gary Halvorson	Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	September 19, 2005 (2005-09-19)	15.04^[1]
50	2	"Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	September 26, 2005 (2005-09-26)	14.37^[2]
51	3	"Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre Teleplay by : Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster	October 3, 2005 (2005-10-03)	14.21^[3]
52	4	"Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts	October 10, 2005 (2005-10-10)	15.24^[4]
53	5	"We Called It Mr. Pinky"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Mark Roberts & Susan Beavers Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	October 17, 2005 (2005-10-17)	15.56^[5]
54	6	"Hi, Mr. Horned One"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	October 24, 2005 (2005-10-24)	16.77^[6]
55	7	"Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Foster Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	November 7, 2005 (2005-11-07)	16.19^[7]
56	8	"That Voodoo That I Do Do"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts	November 14, 2005 (2005-11-14)	15.17^[8]
57	9	"Madame and Her Special Friend"	Asaad Kelada	Story by : Jeff Abugov & Susan Beavers Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	November 21, 2005 (2005-11-21)	15.74^[9]
58	10	"Something Salted and Twisted"	Rob Schiller	Story by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	November 28, 2005 (2005-11-28)	16.53^[10]
59	11	"Santa's Village of the Damned"	Rob Schiller	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Don Foster & Susan Beavers	December 19, 2005 (2005-12-19)	17.71^[11]
60	12	"That Special Tug"	Rob Schiller	Story by : Don Foster & Susan Beavers Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	January 9, 2006 (2006-01-09)	17.20^[12]
61	13	"Humiliation is a Visual Medium"	Rob Schiller	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky	January 23, 2006 (2006-01-23)	17.07^[13]
62	14	"Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn & Jeff Abugov Teleplay by : Don Foster & Susan Beavers	February 6, 2006 (2006-02-06)	16.33^[14]
63	15	"My Tongue is Meat"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	February 27, 2006 (2006-02-27)	17.04^[15]
64	16	"Ergo, the Booty Call"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Don Foster & Susan Beavers	March 6, 2006 (2006-03-06)	17.06^[16]
65	17	"The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky	March 13, 2006 (2006-03-13)	17.37^[17]
66	18	"The Spit-Covered Cobbler"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	March 20, 2006 (2006-03-20)	16.72^[18]
67	19	"Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky	April 10, 2006 (2006-04-10)	14.05^[19]
68	20	"Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"	Gary Halvorson	Story by : Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre Teleplay by : Susan Beavers & Don Foster	April 24, 2006 (2006-04-24)	14.47^[20]
69	21	"And the Plot Moistens"	Jerry Zaks	Story by : Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts	May 1, 2006 (2006-05-01)	14.31^[21]
70	22	"Just Once with Aunt Sophie"	Lee Aronsohn	Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre	May 8, 2006 (2006-05-08)	14.87^[22]
71	23	"Arguments for the Quickie"	James Widdoes	Story by : Susan Beavers & Don Foster Teleplay by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn	May 15, 2006 (2006-05-15)	11.04^[23]
72	24	"That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"	James Widdoes	Story by : Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn Teleplay by : Susan Beavers & Don Foster	May 22, 2006 (2006-05-22)	15.51^[24]

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General references

"Two and a Half Men episodes". TV Guide. Retrieved November 21, 2009.
"Two and a Half Men: Episode Guide". MSN TV. Archived from the original on August 13, 2010. Retrieved November 21, 2009.
"Shows A-Z - two and a half men on cbs". the Futon Critic. Retrieved November 21, 2009.

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