Up Pompeii! series 1
| Up Pompeii! | |
|---|---|
| Season 1 | |
| No. of episodes | 7 |
| Release | |
| Original network | BBC1 |
| Original release | Pilot: 17 September 1969 Series: 30 March 1970 – 11 May 1970 |
Up Pompeii!'s first series originally aired on BBC1 between 30 March 1970 and 11 May 1970. The pilot episode, "Up Pompeii!", premiered on the BBC's Comedy Playhouse on 17 September 1969. The first series was written by Talbot Rothwell, best remembered for his scripts for the Carry On films.
Main actors
The main actors of the first series are:
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| Frankie Howerd | Lurcio, slave to the Sextus family |
| Max Adrian | Senator Ludricus Sextus |
| Elizabeth Larner | Ammonia Sextus, wife of Ludricus |
| Kerry Gardner | Nausius Sextus, son of Ludricus |
| Georgina Moon | Erotica Sextus, daughter of Ludricus |
| Willie Rushton | Plautus, philosopher in the clouds |
| Jeanne Mockford | Senna the Soothsayer |
Guest actors
The major guest actors of the first series are:
| Actor | Role | Episode # |
|---|---|---|
| Leon Thau | Noxious, owner of a bawdy house | 1 |
| Geoffrey Hughes | Piteous, Noxious' aide | 1 |
| Trisha Noble | High Priestess of the Vestal Virgins | 1 |
| Hugh Paddick | Runs the Grand Eureka Session (a lottery) before the Vestal Virgin competition | 1 |
| Janet Mahoney | Tittea, substitute virgin #1 | 1 |
| Penny Brahms | Virginia, substitute virgin #2 | 1 |
| Sui Lin | Plautus' scribe | 1 |
| Jeremy Young | Ponderous, General to the mighty Cesar | 2 |
| Wendy Richard | Sopia, hand maiden in the Sextus household | 2 |
| Robert Gillespie | Plotter #1 | 2 |
| Nicholas Smith | Plotter #2 | 2 |
| Michael Knowles | Plotter #3 | 2 |
| Colin Bean | Centurion | 2 |
| Sui Lin | Rent a Bit Girl | 2 |
| Derek Francis | Senator Lecherous Maximus | 3 |
| Norman Mitchell | Senator Stovus Primus | 3 |
| Valerie Leon | Daili | 3 |
| James Ottaway | Scrophulus | 3 |
| Wallas Eaton | Sergeant Jankus | 4 |
| Robin Hunter | Briton | 4 |
| Peter Needham | Briton | 4 |
| Olwen Griffiths | Hermione | 5 |
| Bill Maynard | Percentus (Theatre Manager) | 5 |
| Audrey Nicholson | Hernia | 5 |
| Douglas Ridley | Cuspidor | 5 |
| Wallas Eaton | Centurion Captain | 6 |
| Shaun Curry | Spartacus | 6 |
| Larry Martyn | Gaoler | 6 |
| Sui Lin | Prisoner | 6 |
| Lynda Baron | Ambrosia | 7 |
| John Cater | Castor Oilus | 7 |
| David Keran | Prodigious | 7 |
| Trisha Noble | Lusha | 7 |
| John Ringham | Buntus | 7 |
| Mollie Sugden | Flavia | 7 |
| Queenie Watts | Slave | 7 |
List of episodes
| # | Title | Original airdate | Prod. code |
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| 1 | "Vestal Virgins" | 30 March 1970 | TBA |
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Senator Ludicrus Sextus must select Miss Vestal Virgin at the Festival of the Vestal Virgins. Noxious wishes to embarrass Ludicrus for trying to close the bawdy houses by replacing the virgin competitors with girls from his bawdy house. Lurcio must find a real virgin to appease the Gods, unfortunately the only virgin available is Ludicrus' son, Nausius. With Nausius disguised as a woman the Gods are satisfied. Noxious decides to embarrass Ludicrus by taking Nausius into the Temple of the Virgins, where men are forbidden. Ludicrus manages to swap Nausius for his daughter, Erotica, who surprisingly is also a virgin. The Gods also make known that the High Priestess is not as innocent as she claims, and Lurcio is likely the culprit. | |||
| 2 | "The Ides of March" | 6 April 1970 | TBA |
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Ludicrus becomes involved in a plot to assassinate Caesar. His wife, Ammonia, asks Lurcio to stop him while she warns Caesar. Lurcio accidentally becomes chosen as the assassin. Caesar seduces Ammonia. Lurcio is arrested and, due to the resemblance, is ordered by General Ponderous to become Caesar's body double. Ludicrus finds Ammonia in Caesar’s arms and, believing him to be Lurcio, tries to kill him. Chaos erupts as no one can tell the difference between Caesar and Lurcio. Finally, Caesar forgives Ludicrus for trying to kill him and Ludicrus forgives Caesar for seducing Ammonia and Caesar departs, having remembered he was supposed to meet his friends Brutus and Cassius on the Ides of March. (Trivia: Frankie Howerd plays both Lurcio and Caesar). | |||
| 3 | "The Senator and the Asp" | 13 April 1970 | TBA |
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Senator Lecherous Maximus threatens to kill Ammonia unless she becomes his lover so Ammonia orders Lurcio to kill him with an Asp. Caesar asks Ludicrus to entertain Senator Stovus Primus, but when Stovus arrives Lurcio mistakes him for Lecherous and poisons him. Ammonia discovers Lecherous and throws him out while Stovus dies of the poison. Fortunately, word arrives Stovus was plotting Cesar’s assassination, allowing Ludicrus to claim credit for foiling the plot and saving Caesar. | |||
| 4 | "Britannicus" | 20 April 1970 | TBA |
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Caesar declares war on Britain so Ludicrus volunteers himself and Lurcio to join the Roman army. Ammonia follows them to Britain as a camp follower, hoping to be seduced by a young, brave roman soldier but is unknowingly assigned to Ludicrus' tent. Surprisingly she ends up enjoying herself with Ludicrus while unable to see his face in the dark. Lurcio accepts a Jerseyan Cow as a gift from Queen Boudica, causing the camp to be overrun by the Britains. Months later, Ludicrus and Lurcio return to Pompeii, having being spared execution due to Queen Boudica being Lurcio’s childhood sweetheart. | |||
| 5 | "The Actors" | 27 April 1970 | TBA |
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The Olympia Theatre Company visits Pompeii and Ammonia wishes to meet Cuspidor, their leading actor and her former lover, not knowing Cuspidor has become a drunk. Ludicrus wishes to meet the leading actress, Hermione, of whom he is a devoted fan. Cuspidor passes out drunk so Lurcio replaces him, but Ammonia, believing Lurcio in his costume is Cuspidor, tries to seduce him. Ludicrus discovers Ammonia with Lurcio and takes her home. Cuspidor awakens and accuses Lurcio of seducing Hermione, his wife, so Lurcio returns home, thoroughly fed up with actors. | |||
| 6 | "Spartacus" | 4 May 1970 | TBA |
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Spartacus begins a slave rebellion, but Lurcio refuses to join due to cowardice. Lurcio is mistaken for a rebel anyway and imprisoned. Lurcio learns of a Roman plan to kill all the slaves in Pompeii and decides he is safer in prison. Ludicrus, Ammonia and Nausius all make attempts to free Lurcio but are themselves arrested. Fortunately, Spartacus attacks the jail, defeats the army and sets everyone free. Lurcio settles down to a life of comfort and luxury with Ludicrus and Ammonia as his slaves, only for Caesar to invade Pompeii and defeat Spartacus' army, returning Lurcio to a lowly slave again. | |||
| 7 | "The Love Potion" | 4 May 1970 | TBA |
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Lurcio learns Ludicrus' attractive new neighbour, Luscia, wants to meet Ludicrus and, knowing the house will be empty, disguises himself as Ludicrus to seduce her with a love potion. Unfortunately, the potion is drunk by several people who all fall in love with the wrong person. Luscia falls in love with Nausius while Ambrosia, Nausius first girlfriend, falls in love with Ludicrus. Erotica’s gladiator boyfriend, Prodigious, falls in love with Lurcio while Ammonia’s lover, Bumptious, falls in love with Erotica and Ammonia falls in love with Prodigious. Lurcio escapes the orgy only to be chased by Senna the Soothsayer who has also drunk the potion. | |||