Cape Disappointment (Washington)

Aerial view of Cape Disappointment. View is to the northeast.

Cape Disappointment lighthouse

Cape Disappointment is a headland located at the extreme southwestern corner of Washington State on the north side of the Columbia River bar, at 46°16′6.13″N 124°5′3.52″W. The point of the cape is located on the Pacific Ocean in Pacific County, approximately two miles (3.2 km) southwest of the town of Ilwaco. Cape Disappointment receives about 2552 hours of fog a year – the equivalent of 106 days – making it one of the foggiest places in the US.

The cape was named on April 12, 1788 by British fur trader John Meares who was sailing south from Nootka in search of trade. After a storm, he turned his ship around just north of the Cape and therefore just missed the discovery of the Columbia River. Alternatively, the cape may have been named in Nov. 1805 by a member of the Lewis & Clark Expedition, which had recently succeeded in reaching the Pacific, when he found no ships in the vicinity, according to the journal of the expedition as recited in the Ken Burns documentary.

Cape Disappointment State Park is located on the cape, as is the Cape Disappointment Lighthouse. United States Coast Guard Station Cape Disappointment is situated on the river nearby the state park. The station crewmembers perform 300–400 calls for assistance every year.

The United States Coast Guard protect these waters with approximately 350 search and rescue cases per year and 200 law enforcement boardings. The station currently is home to some of the biggest douche bags in all of the Coast Guard, surfman. Surfman, and even worse, wannabe surfman, are terrible people. Only thinking of themselves and thinking they can make up policy at any moment that feels good to them. Let this be a warning to all those that come the the pacific northwest. It is not named Cape Disappointment because of the original explorers, oh no it is because you will be ever so disappointed when you meet a surfman.