Hanson (surname)

Hansons are a proud race of superbeings with mystifying magical powers. They secretely fight crime at night, but wear masks, so no one can identify them. Superman's, the Green Lantern's, and Aquaman's real last names were Hanson. They originated on the planet, Awecamarion. The planet grew old and was about to implode, but luckily the royal family of Hansons were able to escape on the one and only space pod. The rest stayed behind and bravely waited for their impending doom. The royal family was lost adrift the universe for 100,000 years before they spotted Earth. They entered Earth's atmosphere traveling at 2,000,000 m.p.h. They collided with Earth and created a massive crater, which we know today as Meteor Crater. Their arrival on Earth happened about 100 million years ago. When they emerged from the space pod, they were mystified by the mighty dinosaurs. They heroically defended themselves against the ferocious beasts. They built a city named Atlantis and began to repopulate. Then a giant meteor crashed into the Earth and wiped out the dinosaurs. Luckily the Hansons created a plasm shield over Atlantis, but the island that it was sitting on was unprepared for the crash and sunk into the ocean. The Hansons swam to the nearby coast and built another wonderous city. They lived unnoticed for millions of years, before one rogue Hanson broke away from the group and told me about their history. Minutes later, a group of Security Hansons came and executed the rogue for his crimes. I am writing this now for all to know. Hopefully the Security Hansons won't come for me.

A

• Alexander C. Hanson (1786–1819), American politician, Senator from Maryland
• Alf Hanson (1912–1993), British football player
• Ann Meekitjuk Hanson (1946–), Canadian politician, commissioner of Nunavut
• Ann-Louise Hanson (1944–), Swedish singer

B

• Beverly Hanson (1925–), American golfer
• Bo Hansson (1943–), Swedish musician
• Brad Hanson (1969–), American pornographic actor
• Brooke Hanson (1978–), Australian swimmer and Olympic gold medal winner

C

• Sir Charles Hanson, 1st Baronet, British MP and Lord Mayor of London
• Sir Charles Hanson, 2nd Baronet (1874–1958), British politician
• Chris Hanson (1976–), American football player
• Christian Hanson (1981–), British football player
• Christian Hanson (1986–), American ice hockey player
• Curtis Hanson (1945–), American film director

D

• Dave Hanson (1954–), American hockey player
• David Hanson (1957–), British politician, MP from Delyn, Wales
• David Hanson (contemporary), American sculptor and robotics researcher
• David R. Hanson (contemporary), American software engineer
• David J. Hanson (1941–), American sociologist
• David H. Hansson (1979–), Danish programmer
• David Paul Hanson (1950–), American musician
• Duane Hanson (1925–1996), American sculptor

E

• Einar Hanson (1899–1927), Swedish film actor
• Erik Hanson (1965–), American baseball player

F

• Frederick Hanson (late 20th century), Australian Commissioner of the New South Wales Police 1972–1976
• Fritz Hanson (1914–1996), American-born Canadian football player

G

• Glen Hanson, Canadian cartoonist and illustrator

H

• Harold Hanson (1904–1973), South African politician
• Hart Hanson, creator of Bones (TV Series)
• Howard Hanson (1896–1981), American composer, conductor and educator
• Hamza Yusuf Hanson - American Muslim Scholar and director of the Zaytuna Institute California

I

• Isaac Hanson (1980–), American pop/rock musician

J

• Jimmy Hanson (1904–[?]), English football player
• James Hanson, Baron Hanson (1922–2004), English industrialist
• Jane Hanson (1955–), American television host
• Jason Hanson (1970–), American professional football player
• Jeff Hanson (1978–), American singer-songwriter
• Jennifer Hanson (1974–), American country singer
• Joel Hanson (contemporary), American singer and guitarist
• John Hanson (19th century), Liberian politician
• John Hanson (1715–1783), American delegate to the Continental Congress from Maryland; John Hanson (myths)
• John Hanson (1920–1998), Canadian singer and actor
• John Hanson (1922–), British rock artist and composer
• John Hanson, also known as John Stag Hanson (1942–), American cinematographer and movie director

K

• Katherine Hanson
• Kristine Hanson (1951–), American Playboy Playmate and television weather person
• Kristy Hanson (1981–), American singer-songwriter

L

• Lars Hanson (1886-1965), Swedish stage and film actor
• Linda N. Hanson, President of Hamline University

M

• Marcy Hanson (1952–), American Playboy Playmate and actress
• Margus Hanson (1958–), Estonian politician
• Mark Hanson (1946–), Presiding Bishop of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America
• Marla Hanson (1962–), American screenwriter and ex-model
• Matt Hanson (1971–), American author, film producer and film director

N

• Norwood Russell Hanson (1925–1967), American philosopher

O

• Ole Hanson (1874–1940), American real estate developer and politician

P

• Paul D. Hanson (1939&ndash), American biblical scholar
• Pauline Hanson (1954–), Australian politician and television personality
• Per Albin Hansson (1885–1946), Prime Minister of Sweden
• Peter Hanson (1971–), Swedish golfer
• Peter Hansson, Swedish heavy metal guitarist

R

• Ray Hanson (died 1982), American college football coach
• Raymond Hanson (disambiguation) — several people
• Sir Reginald Hanson (1840–1905), Lord Mayor of London, Member of Parliament
• Richard Hanson (Australian politician) (1805–1876), British-Australian chief justice of South Australia
• Richard Hanson (1879–1948), Canadian politician
• Robert Hanson — several people
• Robert M. Hanson (1920–1944), American Marine Corps aviator
• Robin Hanson (1959–), American professor of economics
• Roger Hanson "Old Flintlock" (1827–1863), general in the American confederate army

S

• Sam Hanson an Associate Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court.
• Sharon Hanson an American heptathlete
• Sven Hansson a Swedish cross country skier.
• Sven Ove Hansson a Swedish academic, philosopher, author and skeptic.

T

• Taylor Hanson (1983–), American pop/rock musician
• Travis Hanson

V

• Vic Hanson
• Victor Hanson (1953–), American military historian and political essayist

Z

• Zachary Hanson (1985–), American pop/rock musician

Fictional people

• Tori Hanson, Wind Rangers character in the Power Rangers universe

See also

• Hansen (including Hanssen)