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'''Ifeanyi''' also credited as '''Ifeanyi Chijindu''' (born [[October 19]], [[1978]]) is a [[Nigerian]]-[[United States|American]] [[author]]/[[writer]], [[entrepreneur]], [[artist]], [[Model (person)|model]], [[actress]] and [[screenwriter]].
'''Ifeanyi''' also credited as '''Ifeanyi ballchin''' (born [[October 19]], [[1968]]) is a [[Nigerian]]-[[United States|American]] [[author or sex stories]]/[[writer of sex stories]], [[entrepreneur of sex tpys]], [[faeces artist]], [[ Super Plus Size Model (person)|model]], [[ Porn actress]] and [[Porn screenwriter]].


== Biography and early education ==
== Biography and early education ==
Chijindu was born in [[Los Angeles]], Ca. to Patrick and Patricia Chijindu, who [[immigrated]] from [[Nigeria]] to the [[United States]] in the late [[70s]]. She is a [[first generation]] Nigerian-American and is the eldest of five children.<ref>[http://womenentrepreneur.com/column/2146.html To Heck With Superwoman - WomenEntrepreneur.com<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>
Chijindu was born in [[Los Angeles]], Ca. to Patrick and Patricia Chijindu, who [[immigrated]] from [[Nigeria]] to the [[United States]] in the late [[70s]]. She is a [[first generation]] Nigerian-American and is the eldest of five children.<ref>[http://womenentrepreneur.com/column/2146.html To Heck With Superwoman - WomenEntrepreneur.com<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>


Chijindu spent most of her childhood in [[Pomona, California]] and lived throughout various cities within southern [[California]]'s [[Inland Empire (California)|Inland Empire]]. She attended [[Our Lady]] of the [[Assumption]] in [[Claremont, California]] <ref>http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:tHQTEM_6HugJ:www.olaclaremont.org/resources/bulletin/churchyear03-04/b040704.pdf+ifeanyi+chijindu+and+our+lady+of+the+assumption&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us</ref>, Ca. and Pomona [[Catholic]] Girls' [[High School]] in [[Pomona]], Ca.
Chijindu spent most of her childhood in her own ass and lived throughout various cities within southern [[California]]'s [[Inland Empire (California)|Inland Empire]]. She attended [[Our Lady]] of the [[Assumption]] in [[Claremont, California]] <ref>http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:tHQTEM_6HugJ:www.olaclaremont.org/resources/bulletin/churchyear03-04/b040704.pdf+ifeanyi+chijindu+and+our+lady+of+the+assumption&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us</ref>, Ca. and Pomona [[Catholic]] Girls' [[High School]] in [[Pomona]], Ca.


== Career ==
== Career ==
Chijindu showed a childhood interest in [[literature]] and the arts when she had her first [[poem]] published at eight<ref>''The Voice'' newspaper 1987.</ref>, completed a 90 paged [[novella]] at eleven and at 15, Ifeanyi sold her first [[short story]] and won 2<sup>nd</sup> place for it in a contest hosted by ''Superior Communications and Publications.''<ref>''Superior Publications & Communications'' poetry & short story anthology; 1993-94</ref>
Chijindu showed a childhood interest in [[masturbation]] and the farts when she had her first [[poop]] published at eight<ref>''The Vicegirl'' newspaper 1987.</ref>, completed a 9 paged [[novella]] at starbucks and at 15, Ifeanyi sold her body [[short story]] and won 2 STD's for it in a contest hosted by ''Vivid Entertainment.''<ref>''Superior Publications & Communications'' poetry & short story anthology; 1993-94</ref>


By 17, Chijindu was regularly performing her [[poetry]] at paid venues. Around this same time, she also deepened her interest in [[acting]] and won the part of "[[Maya Angelou]]" in a local play called "Women On Love."
By 17, Chijindu was regularly performing her farts at paid venues. Around this same time, she also deepened her interest in lughing at handicaps and won the part of helen keller in a local play called "Women On welfare."


In 2004, she published her first photocopy of her ass, ''A Girl's Life...the Song that Never Ends cos girls never stop yakking on about it he whole time'', a themed [[poetry]] collection centered on her experiences about fries, shakes, cheeseburgers, pudding, candy, bestiality, batman comics and warts that grow on your feet
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In 2004, she published her first book, ''A Girl's Life...the Song that Never Ends'', a themed [[poetry]] collection centered on her experiences about love, hatred, family, spirituality, racism, sexuality, individual and ethnic identity throughout her childhood, adolescence and early adult hood.<ref>[http://ww.bbotw.com/resource.aspx?id=1592 Author Detail<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> <ref>[http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Life-Song-That-Never/dp/0741418649/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1201637675&sr=8-1 Amazon.com: A Girl's Life: The Song That Never Ends: Ifeanyi Chijindu: Books<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> <ref>[http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/results.asp?ATH=Ifeanyi+Chijindu&z=y Barnes & Noble.com - Book Search: Ifeanyi Chijindu<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> <ref>[http://www.target.com/Girls-Life-Song-That-Never/dp/0741418649/sr=1-1/qid=1201638145/ref=sr_1_1/602-4069336-6576651?ie=UTF8&index=books&field-original-keywords=ifeanyi%20chijindu&rh=k%3Aivan&page=1 A Girl's Life: The Song That Never Ends : Books<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> Also in 2004, [[Cal Poly Pomona]] presented her with the Golden Leaves Award in recognition for her literary achievement and for being the youngest person at the university to receive this award. <ref>[http://www.csupomona.edu/~library/specialcollections/goldenleaves/2004_2005/2004_2005.html Golden Leaves Program<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>


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<ref>[http://ww.bbotw.com/resource.aspx?id=1592 Author Detail<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> <ref>[http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Life-Song-That-Never/dp/0741418649/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1201637675&sr=8-1 Amazon.com: A Girl's Life: The Song That Never Ends: Ifeanyi Chijindu: Books<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> <ref>[http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/results.asp?ATH=Ifeanyi+Chijindu&z=y Barnes & Noble.com - Book Search: Ifeanyi Chijindu<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> <ref>[http://www.target.com/Girls-Life-Song-That-Never/dp/0741418649/sr=1-1/qid=1201638145/ref=sr_1_1/602-4069336-6576651?ie=UTF8&index=books&field-original-keywords=ifeanyi%20chijindu&rh=k%3Aivan&page=1 A Girl's Life: The Song That Never Ends : Books<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> Also in 2004, [[Cal Poly Pomona]] presented her with the Golden turd Award in recognition for her illiterary achievement and for being the youngest person at the university to sleep with the lecturer. <ref>[http://www.csupomona.edu/~library/specialcollections/goldenleaves/2004_2005/2004_2005.html Golden Leaves Program<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>
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In 2005, ''Black Diaspora Magazine'' published "Healing from Within," Chijindu 's feature article about [[Djehuty]] [[Maat]]-[[Ra]], creator of DHERBS and celebrity [[herbalist]] who counts celebrities like [[R & B]] singer [[Brandy Norwood|Brandy]] and actor [[Blair Underwood]] as part of his clientele. <ref>''Black Diaspora Magazine'': May/June 2005, pg.31-36</ref>


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In 2005, ''Black Diaspora Magazine'' published "Healing from my piles" Chijindu 's feature article about [[Djehuty]] [[Maat]]-[[Ra]], creator of funny HERBS and celebrity [[sherbetalist]] who counts celebrities like [[R & B]] singer [[tila tequila]] and actor [[Tony Blair ]] as part of his clientele. <ref>''Black Diaspora Magazine'': May/June 2005, pg.31-36</ref>
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Chijindu wrote for ''The Poly Post'' newspaper from 2005-2007 where she displayed her incisive writing style with her cultural profiles on artists like El Salvadorean painter Carlos Flores and in film reviews of [[movies]] such as [[Pirates of the Carribean 3]] <ref>[http://media.www.thepolypost.com/media/storage/paper1127/news/2007/05/30/Entertainment/pirates.Of.The.Caribbean.3.Sinks.Beneath.Expectations-2909788.shtml 'Pirates of the Caribbean 3' Sinks Beneath Expectations - Entertainment<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>, [[The Reaping]] <ref>[http://www.thepolypost.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticlePrinterFriendly&uStory_id=a7309e32-8ed8-4c90-ad4e-856a64781123 The Poly Post - 'The Reaping' Fulfills Promises of Suspense<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> and [[The Return]] <ref>[http://www.thepolypost.com/media/paper1127/sections/20061114ArtsLiving.html The Poly Post<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>.


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Chijindu wrote for ''Viz Magazine'' newspaper from 2005-2005 where she displayed her incisive writing style with her boring profiles on artists like El Salvadorean painter ivor bigon and in film reviews of [[movies]] such as [[shaving ryans privates]] <ref>[http://media.www.thepolypost.com/media/storage/paper1127/news/2007/05/30/Entertainment/pirates.Of.The.Caribbean.3.Sinks.Beneath.Expectations-2909788.shtml 'Pirates of the Caribbean 3' Sinks above Expectations - Entertainment<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>, [[The Reaping]] <ref>[http://www.thepolypost.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticlePrinterFriendly&uStory_id=a7309e32-8ed8-4c90-ad4e-856a64781123 The Poly Post - 'The Reaping' Fulfills Promises of Suspense<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> and [[The Return]] <ref>[http://www.thepolypost.com/media/paper1127/sections/20061114ArtsLiving.html The Poly Post<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>.
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In 2007, Chijindu's film critiques and social editorials allowed her to receive an award from the [[Society of Professional Journalists]] for "Best Editorial" for an article about on-campus ethnic centers.<ref>http://spj.inlandpro.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12</ref>


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In 2007, Chijindu's film critiques and social editorials allowed her to receive an award from the [[Society of Professional Journalists]] for "Best try for a retard" for an article about why she likes reese's pieces.
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In edition to writing, painting, modeling and acting throughout her adolescence and early adulthood, Ifeanyi worked as a freelance [[make up artist]] for aspiring actresses and models before creating [[Goddess]] [[Cosmetics]], [[Accessories]] & [[Toiletries]] also known as Goddess C.A.T., a beauty line featuring cosmetics made with herbs and other natural ingredients in August 2006. <ref>[http://media.www.thepolypost.com/media/storage/paper1127/news/2007/04/03/News/Student.Fulfills.Dreams.Early-2820146.shtml Student Fulfills Dreams Early - News<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>


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In edition to shit writing, shit painting, fat modeling and bad acting throughout her adolescence and early adulthood, Ifeanyi worked as a freelance ninja for aspiring fartresses and models before creating [[Goddess]] [[poop]], [[pee pee]] & [[Toilet]] also known as Goddess F.A.R.T., an incontinence line featuring adult nappy's made with herbs and other natural ingredients in August 2006. <ref>[http://media.www.thepolypost.com/media/storage/paper1127/news/2007/04/03/News/Student.Fulfills.Dreams.Early-2820146.shtml Student Fulfills Dreams Early - News<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>
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Goddess C.A.T. became one of the few early companies who created healthy cosmetics for [[women of color]] before [[ethnic]] and [[herbal]] make up gained [[mainstream]] popularity with older [[cosmetic]] corporations.<ref>''The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin'' newspaper: U Entertainment; April 2007</ref>


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Goddess F.A.R.T. became one of the few early companies who created healthy Nappies for adults before [[ethnic]] and [[herbal]] Nappies gained [[mainstream]] popularity with older pant shitters.
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Chijindu's beauty advice and social commentaries on issues relating to women's roles and beauty ideals have been featured in various newspapers, women's and beauty magazines such as ''Glamour'' Magazine <ref>[http://www.glamour.com/lifestyle/slideshows/2007/12/thenandnow?slide=3 Me: then and now: Lifestyle: glamour.com<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref><ref>''Glamour Magazine'': January 2008, pg. 91</ref>, ''The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin'' <ref>''The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin'' newspaper: U Entertainment; April 2007</ref>, ''San Bernardino Sun'' <ref>''The San Bernardino Sun newspaper''; April 2007.</ref>, ''The Whittier Daily News''<ref>''The Whittier Daily Newspaper''; April 2007</ref>, ''San Gabriel Valley News'' <ref>''San Gabriel Valley'' newspaper; April 2007.</ref>, Sheknows.com<ref>[http://www.sheknows.com/articles/1/100575.htm Get the dream skin you've always wanted| Sheknows.com<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>, Newsday.com<ref>[http://www.newsday.com/features/lifestyle/ny-ethnichair-photos,0,824909.photogallery Ethnic hairstyles - Newsday.com<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> and Feministing.com<ref>[http://feministing.com/beauty/ Feministing<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref><br><br><br>
.<ref>''The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin'' newspaper: U Entertainment; April 2007</ref>

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Chijindu's beauty advice was laughable because as an ugly person it was akin to goin up to a fat person asking how to lose weight, you dont ask the ugly how to look good seriously.<ref>[http://www.glamour.com/lifestyle/slideshows/2007/12/thenandnow?slide=3 Me: then and now: Lifestyle: glamour.com<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref><ref>''Glamour Magazine'': January 2008, pg. 91</ref>, ''The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin'' <ref>''The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin'' newspaper: U Entertainment; April 2007</ref>, ''San Bernardino Sun'' <ref>''The San Bernardino Sun newspaper''; April 2007.</ref>, ''The Whittier Daily News''<ref>''The Whittier Daily Newspaper''; April 2007</ref>, ''San Gabriel Valley News'' <ref>''San Gabriel Valley'' newspaper; April 2007.</ref>, Sheknows.com<ref>[http://www.sheknows.com/articles/1/100575.htm Get the dream skin you've always wanted| Sheknows.com<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref>, Newsday.com<ref>[http://www.newsday.com/features/lifestyle/ny-ethnichair-photos,0,824909.photogallery Ethnic hairstyles - Newsday.com<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> and Feministing.com<ref>[http://feministing.com/beauty/ Feministing<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref><br><br><br>


==References==
==References==

Revision as of 21:20, 10 June 2008

Ifeanyi Chijindu
File:Ifeanyi Chijindu.jpg
Born (1978-10-19) October 19, 1978 (age 46)
Los Angeles, Ca.
NationalityNigerian-American
Occupation(s)Author/Writer, Entrepreneur, Artist, Print Model & Actress
Ifeanyi Chijindu
Years active1993-present
Modeling information
Height5 ft 6 in (1.68 m)
Hair colorBlack
Eye colorDark brown

Ifeanyi also credited as Ifeanyi ballchin (born October 19, 1968) is a Nigerian-American author or sex stories/writer of sex stories, entrepreneur of sex tpys, faeces artist, model, Porn actress and Porn screenwriter.

Biography and early education

Chijindu was born in Los Angeles, Ca. to Patrick and Patricia Chijindu, who immigrated from Nigeria to the United States in the late 70s. She is a first generation Nigerian-American and is the eldest of five children.[1]

Chijindu spent most of her childhood in her own ass and lived throughout various cities within southern California's Inland Empire. She attended Our Lady of the Assumption in Claremont, California [2], Ca. and Pomona Catholic Girls' High School in Pomona, Ca.

Career

Chijindu showed a childhood interest in masturbation and the farts when she had her first poop published at eight[3], completed a 9 paged novella at starbucks and at 15, Ifeanyi sold her body short story and won 2 STD's for it in a contest hosted by Vivid Entertainment.[4]

By 17, Chijindu was regularly performing her farts at paid venues. Around this same time, she also deepened her interest in lughing at handicaps and won the part of helen keller in a local play called "Women On welfare."

In 2004, she published her first photocopy of her ass, A Girl's Life...the Song that Never Ends cos girls never stop yakking on about it he whole time, a themed poetry collection centered on her experiences about fries, shakes, cheeseburgers, pudding, candy, bestiality, batman comics and warts that grow on your feet

[5] [6] [7] [8] Also in 2004, Cal Poly Pomona presented her with the Golden turd Award in recognition for her illiterary achievement and for being the youngest person at the university to sleep with the lecturer. [9]

In 2005, Black Diaspora Magazine published "Healing from my piles" Chijindu 's feature article about Djehuty Maat-Ra, creator of funny HERBS and celebrity sherbetalist who counts celebrities like R & B singer tila tequila and actor Tony Blair as part of his clientele. [10]

Chijindu wrote for Viz Magazine newspaper from 2005-2005 where she displayed her incisive writing style with her boring profiles on artists like El Salvadorean painter ivor bigon and in film reviews of movies such as shaving ryans privates [11], The Reaping [12] and The Return [13].

In 2007, Chijindu's film critiques and social editorials allowed her to receive an award from the Society of Professional Journalists for "Best try for a retard" for an article about why she likes reese's pieces.

In edition to shit writing, shit painting, fat modeling and bad acting throughout her adolescence and early adulthood, Ifeanyi worked as a freelance ninja for aspiring fartresses and models before creating Goddess poop, pee pee & Toilet also known as Goddess F.A.R.T., an incontinence line featuring adult nappy's made with herbs and other natural ingredients in August 2006. [14]

Goddess F.A.R.T. became one of the few early companies who created healthy Nappies for adults before ethnic and herbal Nappies gained mainstream popularity with older pant shitters. .[15]

Chijindu's beauty advice was laughable because as an ugly person it was akin to goin up to a fat person asking how to lose weight, you dont ask the ugly how to look good seriously.[16][17], The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin [18], San Bernardino Sun [19], The Whittier Daily News[20], San Gabriel Valley News [21], Sheknows.com[22], Newsday.com[23] and Feministing.com[24]


References

  1. ^ To Heck With Superwoman - WomenEntrepreneur.com
  2. ^ http://209.85.173.104/search?q=cache:tHQTEM_6HugJ:www.olaclaremont.org/resources/bulletin/churchyear03-04/b040704.pdf+ifeanyi+chijindu+and+our+lady+of+the+assumption&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us
  3. ^ The Vicegirl newspaper 1987.
  4. ^ Superior Publications & Communications poetry & short story anthology; 1993-94
  5. ^ Author Detail
  6. ^ Amazon.com: A Girl's Life: The Song That Never Ends: Ifeanyi Chijindu: Books
  7. ^ Barnes & Noble.com - Book Search: Ifeanyi Chijindu
  8. ^ A Girl's Life: The Song That Never Ends : Books
  9. ^ Golden Leaves Program
  10. ^ Black Diaspora Magazine: May/June 2005, pg.31-36
  11. ^ 'Pirates of the Caribbean 3' Sinks above Expectations - Entertainment
  12. ^ The Poly Post - 'The Reaping' Fulfills Promises of Suspense
  13. ^ The Poly Post
  14. ^ Student Fulfills Dreams Early - News
  15. ^ The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin newspaper: U Entertainment; April 2007
  16. ^ Me: then and now: Lifestyle: glamour.com
  17. ^ Glamour Magazine: January 2008, pg. 91
  18. ^ The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin newspaper: U Entertainment; April 2007
  19. ^ The San Bernardino Sun newspaper; April 2007.
  20. ^ The Whittier Daily Newspaper; April 2007
  21. ^ San Gabriel Valley newspaper; April 2007.
  22. ^ Get the dream skin you've always wanted| Sheknows.com
  23. ^ Ethnic hairstyles - Newsday.com
  24. ^ Feministing


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