No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

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No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
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Studio album by
Released18 May 2018 (2018-05-18)
GenrePost punk
Length38:57
LabelProbe Plus
Half Man Half Biscuit chronology
And Some Fell on Stony Ground
(2016)
No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
(2018)

No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut is the fourteenth album by Wirral-based rock band Half Man Half Biscuit, released on 18 May 2018 on Probe Plus Records.[1][2]

The track "Every Time A Bell Rings" begins with the line "Ground control to Monty Don", mixing the opening words of David Bowie's "Space Oddity" with the Gardener's World presenter.[3]

Track listing[edit]

No.TitleLength
1."Alehouse Futsal"1:48
2."Man of Constant Sorrow (With a Garage in Constant Use)"2:07
3."Knobheads on Quiz Shows"4:04
4."Bladderwrack Allowance"3:55
5."Renfield's Afoot"1:18
6."Terminus"3:46
7."The Announcement"2:41
8."What Made Colombia Famous"3:07
9."Harsh Times in Umberstone Covert"3:33
10."Every Time a Bell Rings"5:06
11."Emergency Locksmith"3:05
12."Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard Severe"2:41
13."Swerving the Checkatrade"1:46

Charts[edit]

Chart (2018) Peak
position
Scottish Albums (OCC)[4] 16
UK Albums (OCC)[5] 33

References[edit]

  1. ^ "No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". Probe Plus. Retrieved 15 May 2018.
  2. ^ John Doran (2 March 2018). "New Half Man Half Biscuit LP Due In May". The Quietus. Retrieved 15 May 2018.
  3. ^ Middles, Mick (1 June 2018). "Half Man Half Biscuit - No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut". The Quietus. Retrieved 9 April 2018.
  4. ^ "Official Scottish Albums Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 26 May 2018.
  5. ^ "Official Albums Chart Top 100". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 26 May 2018.

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