|COBOL-0||This person does not understand COBOL (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not want to program in COBOL).|
|Lua-1||This user is a beginning Lua programmer.|
|English Singulars: "The data is..."
||This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.
|Majority ≠ right
||This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
|…||This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...|
|"…"||This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.|
|"…"!|US vs. UK |This user uses "logical quotation marks". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a nationalistic style issue!|
|"..!"||This user believes that punctuation should always come on the inside of Quotation marks|
|;||This user is addicted to semicolons; he or she uses them frequently.|
|Mix||This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.|
||This user is strangely attracted to and is obsessed with pastel colors
|This user still remembers these.|
||This user only partially understands mathematics.
|=1||This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.|
|This user is pretty sure that they are an outlier compared to everybody else.|
||Either this user isn't a logician or this sentence is false.
|This user knows that a monkey typing at a typewriter will write something that will make Shakespeare grovel… eventually.|
|This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.|
|This user is interested in the belief that the Meaning of life is to Improve Oneself.|
|Hanlon's Razor||This user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity. †|
|Benford's Law||This user believes that passion is often inversely proportional to the amount of real information available.†|
||This user lives in a mathematical universe.
|This user loves rainy days.|
|This user likes foggy days.|
|This user is an admirer of Borges.|
|This user thinks (s)he is a meta-agnostic, but (s)he is not certain.|
|This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.|