User:AristotleWithAGoatee

This user has recently been bullied or worse, wedgied. This user will return after he feels better.

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Personal

This user is male, straight, and has no problem wearing pink.

This user is married.

30+

This user is a tricenarian.

This user owns one or more dogs.

Location

This user is interested in the United States of America.

This user will always be a proud Wisconsin-born Cheesehead regardless of where he lives.

This user is interested in the U.S. Commonwealth of Virginia.

Education/Background

This user was a member of the United States Navy.

USN

This user is a law student.

This user might or might not have an academic degree, and considers the distinction irrelevant on Wikipedia.

Misc

This user likes jokes and humor.

USage decline

This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.