User:Atomic Joan/sandbox
"Haro everynyan""How ar yu? Fain, sankyu"[edit]
Atomic_Joan is the gamertag made by a quaint person with a suspiciously large fondness towards cheese and biscuits. This user has a large presence online, ranging from his popular Instagram account "Dumb_Cattos", to a shoddy youtube channel that hasn't been touched since 2021 and has just under 40 subscribers. He's basically the next Ryan Gosling, and yet completely and without a doubt delusional in all ways imaginable. He is unequivocally the paradigm of idiocy.
A quick description of Atomic_Joan is at best mediocre, and any contributions or changes to the topic are welcome;
"A super smart cool sexy chad epic pro gamer"
Some heinous acts committed by this user include the following;
- Eating cheese after 10:32pm.
- Having over 100 tabs open at once.
- Being part French.
- Claiming to be a god at Tetris. "What in god's name is a T-Spin??!" -Atomic_Joan, 2021.
- Getting VAC banned due to hacking in CS;GO.
Despite these atrocities, "Atomic_Joan" has had some triumph with certain things online, which incorporate the following;
- Softlocking "Fireboy and Watergirl" on the third level at the ripe age of 10.
- Ranking top 5 monthly in popular Roblox game "Ragdoll Universe" in the mode of "Mayhem".
- Burning spaghetti (Atomic_Joan is being tracked by the Italian Mafia due to this).
- Clocking a time of 11 minutes and 42 seconds in a Discord speedrun to get an 'e-kitten'.
- Watching the entirety of "10 hours of silence occasionally broken up by the Taco bell Bong"
- Performed the first successful attempt in history to achieve a self induced mental illness by staring at a wall for 100 hours.
- Being the first to achieve being a 7th time world champion on "Pen Battle Ultimate" (If you know, you know).
Games that this user has been spotted in;