User:Dinner101/Fun Page

This page contains material that is kept because it is considered humorous.
Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

Pun Generator

You know the worst thing about ancient orators? They have a tendency to Babylon.

This page was made as an addition to the Wikipedia Department of Fun. Its purpose is to put a smile on your face. Don't worry, this page is growing.

Tips for living

Don't look directly into the Sun.
Be sure to relax every now and then.
Don't do Drugs, kids!
Stay away from active Tar pits & other such death traps.
Never trust somebody who puts in the milk then cereal.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
An apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Unless the Doctor's Cute, in that case skip the Apples.
Remember to be yourself. Unless you're a unicorn. Then be a unicorn.

FarberSeal: "FarberSeal keeps your chips chipper."
Ginzu Gold: "Cut through a tin can? That's ancient history!"
Dishwasher by Vortex: "Stuck on Eggs? Who cares?! Dishwasher spins them off this easy!"
Auto Safety Master Opener: "Just about the only thing it can't do is make you a better cook."
Practically any joke made by Vince Offer.
Happy Chop: "Onions used to make me cry, and there's nothing worse than seeing a grown man cry!" "Chop hard cheese for horgarten! Did I say hard cheese on television?" "Its easy and it's sheak, like me!"
Kitchen Thong: That name alone lends itself to endless jokes!

Pressing left & down while watching a Youtube video will cause a game of Snake to play. The Snake itself is made of the buffering circle that is seen when a video is loading. This works better on some videos than others.
Typing 1980 while watching a Youtube video will cause a game of Missile Command to play. The game even includes retro Atari-like graphics.
Typing "Atari Breakout" in Google and pressing "I'm feeling lucky" will cause a game of Breakout to play. The results are the bricks that you break using the ever classic ball & paddle.
Searching for zerg rush in Google will cause a bunch of "o"s to attack the result page & destroy it. Players can kill them by clicking on them. The "o"s will form a giant "GG" when they destroy the result page.
You can play Pac-Man in Google Maps by either clicking on the Pac-Man symbol on the lower left in a spot where there are enough roads to form a complex map or finding a location pin with Pac-Man on it. You can control Pac-Man by pointing your mouse in various directions.

Click here to play. You win if you land on a page that you edited.