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Pirate jokes are a species of joke based on a verbal tic commonly attributed to pirates in popular culture — "Arrr!"

Here are some Pirate Jokes:

Have you heard about the new Pirate movie?
It's rated Arrrrrrr!
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Arrrrrrby's but realy It's Long John Silver's.( Trick Question )
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrr!
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some arrr and arrrr!
What's a pirate's favorite country?
Arrrgentina.
What's a pirate's favorite school subject?
Arrrt.
What's a pirate's favorite sea critter?
Mantarrray.
What's a pirate's favorite planet?
Marrrrs.
Who's a pirate's favorite governor?
Arrrrnold Schwarrrrrzenegger.
What's a pirate's favorite type of socks?
Arrrgyle.
What's a pirate's favorite holiday?
Arrrbor Day.
What do a pirate's kids say on a long car ride?
Arrrrr we there yet?
When did the boy pirate become a man pirate?
On his Barrrrrrr Mitzvah!
What is a pirate's favorite animal?
If somebody says "aarrrrdvark" say "No - a parrot!"
What is a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
"We Three Kings of Orient ARRRRR!"
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It has also spurned a litany of pirate-related websites and cartoons, e.g.