User:Hillbillyholiday/Articles/Zola Pixie Prust
Born for the seventh time on March 24, 1976; Zola Pixie Prust was found wrapped up in a copy of The News of the World on the platform at Paddington Station by an alert railway employee, who had noticed her ickle nose and whiskers poking out from behind the gossip column.[1] In her formative years, Pixie-Poo received a somewhat unusual upbringing and a rather unorthodox education far outside of the traditional school-system. At the age of four, whilst snuffling for marmalade sarnies around Stonehenge; Prust encountered a wise and holy Druid who instructed her in the dark arts of the occult, and ceremonially blessed her with his magic wand.[citation needed] From 2001 she studied advanced reflexology and Indian head massage at Barnfield College, and in 2006 Prust completed a foundation degree in Natural Sciences at the Open University.[2] In order to support her omnipresent Sisters of Mercy addiction, Zola "Pic-n-mix" Prust spent some time working as a self-employed Holistic Therapist in London's famous Carnaby Street. Prust currently studies Human and Environmental Biology at the University of Brighton, where she is considered something of a visionary.[3]
Commonly observed after dark on the night of a full moon; Zola Pixie Prust survives on a diet of moss, marmalade sandwiches, snakebite, and goth music.[4]
References[edit]
- ^ Icke 1998, p. 326
- ^ Cockram 2013, p. 73
- ^ Cockram 2013, p. 246
- ^ Cockram 2013, p. 7
Bibliography[edit]
- Cockram, Michael (2013). Zola: The Unofficial Story. Oxford University Press. ISBN 9780932813138.
- Icke, David (1998). Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (The Wicked Years, #1). Cambridge University Press.
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Zola is lovely.