User:HolyNetworkAdapter

The name comes from a poorly translated Windows 98 screenshot. Just answered your question. Here's a tiny amount of userboxes for no reason:

AHK-1This user is a beginner AutoHotkey programmer.

C#This user can program in C#.

This user is a citizen of Canada.

This user is proud to be a
Canadian !

This user is interested in aviation.

This user has flown aircraft...on their computer, that is!

This user is a Boeing 777 fan.

This user is a Boeing 787 Dreamliner fan.

This user is a Airbus A350 XWB fan.

This user wishes that they flew an Piaggio P.180 Avanti.

This user is happy.

:-]This user is polite.

This user believes in being good.

This user is in a great mood.

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

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Thank you, IP!This user believes that vandal-reverting IP addresses should be thanked for their efforts!

VANDALS BEWARE! This user attacks vandalism and reverts it immediately.

This user fights vandalism.

vandalsThis user wishes Wikipedia were vandal-free.

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user knows that the bird is equal to or greater than the word.

IPThis user's IP is 0.0.0.0.

This user can stand a long time without being connected to Internet.

This user uses DuckDuckGo because they don't want their searches to be tracked.

This user is Facebook-free.

This user has a Google account.

This user operates an installation of MediaWiki.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

Apple owns an iPhone that this user gets to use.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user has visited
4 countries.

This user has visited Europe.

This user is a citizen of North Korea.

This user lives in Pyongyang.

ESTThis user lives in the EST timezone.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

it-0Questo utente non capisce l'italiano (o lo capisce con notevoli difficoltà).

Once this user has been blocked.

This user uses Windows Live Messenger and his/her email address is sporb@escargot.chat.

This user plays Minecraft.

HPThis user is a Hypixel tryhard.

This user used to play Adobe Flash games.

SIPThis user is homies with the System Idle Process.

This user is a programmer.