User:Jacobking
Personal
[edit]I've got a big kid job!
Jacob King - My portfolio and resumé
Nate-o's blog (Invite Only)
Joey's blog
Brianne's blog
Butt2Face - Johnny's site
Favorite Articles
[edit]Help:Wikitext_examples -- refer to this on an hourly basis if you want your articles to look like the work of God.
Kyōiku kanji -- If you want to be fluent in Japanese, you need to know every single one of these.
Metroid -- My favorite video game series.
Nintendo -- My best friend forever. JAJAJAJA
Hyperinflation -- I think the idea of everyone having money with a "1,000,000" unit value is AWESOME.
Pyramid Head -- The most disturbing character in any video game I've ever played.
Examination of Holocaust denial -- I never understood why people did this.
Down-low -- My brother-in-law said he heard about this on "Law and Order: SVU." I didn't think it was real!
Various things you should know
[edit]My Face Hurts
[edit]It really, really hurts. Christ.
Famous People Named 'Jackson'
[edit]| Profession | Significance | |
|---|---|---|
| Michael | Pederast | Voluntarily changes skin color |
| Jesse | Reverend | Has love child; failed to be president |
| Janet | Performing Artist | First and last person ever to have "wardrobe malfunction" |
| Andrew | President | Told the Indians where they could stick their peace offering |
| Bo | Athlete | Overworked himself by playing two sports |
| Phil | NBA Coach | Exiled from Chicago; took entire roster with him |
| Stonewall | War criminal | Shot United States soldiers |
| Reggie | Athlete | Didn't he play football? |
| Latoya | Old news | Was on reality show for four episodes |
| Samuel L. | Motherfucker | Performs really awesome acts of sodomy using only his voice |
| Peter | Hairy idiot | Makes movies that never end |
| Miss | Babymamma | Knocked up by Andre 3000 |
| Shoeless Joe | Baseball exile | Respawned in corn field as Ray Liotta |
| O'Shea | Ice cube | Star of "Barbershop 2: Back in Business" |