User:JoestarRealtyJoseph
| — Wikipedian ♂ — | |
| Name | Joseph Joestar |
|---|---|
| Born | Sept. 27, 1920 London, U.K. |
| Current location | New York City, U.S. |
| Languages | English only! |
| Time zone | Current time for UTC-4 is 16:01 |
| Height | 6'5" |
| Blood type | B |
| IQ | Higher than yours |
| Alignment | Chaotic Good sounds about right |
| Family and friends | |
| Marital status | Divorced |
| Children | HOLLY Kujo, Josuke Higashikata, Shizuka Joestar |
| Parents | George "Jorge" Joestar, Elizabeth Joestar |
| Hobbies, interests, and beliefs | |
| Hobbies | Comic book collecting (proud to have bought an Action Comics #1 in the year it came out!) |
| Politics | I never thought it was possible for it to become such a shitshow, but it did |
| Movies | YES |
| Music | Don't even talk to me about Wham!, ACDC, or The Cars |
| Contact info | |
| Private | |
| ICQ | No |
| AIM | No |
| GTalk | No |
| XMPP | No |
| Skype | Friends & family only!! |
| .Mac | No, where is the Windows option in this template? There's no right click on Macs. I briefly had one and I had to summon my purple ESP vines and cram them into the CD drive every time I wanted to force the computer to act like I right clicked, and if you think that's some nonsense brand of surreal humour then you could never understand what I had to go through. I don't use an iPhone either. I wish I never had to see this oversimplified and overpriced Apple rubbish on the market. |
| IRC | No |
| Never | |
| Flickr | No |
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| Myspace | No |
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| YouTube | Help |
Official Wikipedia account of [[Joseph Joestar]], alive and mentally healthy[1]. For the last time no I will not go into detail regarding the Tibetian alternative medicine practice I am using, you can't do it even if you try. Proud father of 3 kids, and I also love my grandson and great granddaughter. Jotaro if you are reading this then visit your daughter more often you 49 year old millennial. Hats off to John McAfee for associating my image with whale sex. If you want to contact me regarding the rights to my likeness, or anyone else does for any other reason, the fastest publicly available way to do so is to use my account's talk page (I make no promises to respond in a timely manner).
Founder and CEO of Joestar Realty since 1946, which has no page because it is fictional. If you want people to get into the fandom stop vandalizing Wikipedia, you are as helpful to this fandom's reputation as an anus with tastebuds. The "Aztec gods of fitness" joke is so dated that it predates the American civil rights movement by 30 years. Caesar didn't even think it was funny when I said it. Ordinarily you might think the fact that his German friend had recently died might have had something to do with it but neither did my mom or my ex-wife. So it's just not really clever to start with.
- ^ me