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 Rondell inaugurating a KFC opening | |
| Formation | 1974 |
|---|---|
| Type | New religious movement, UFO religion |
| Headquarters | H-Town, Canada |
Founder | Jeremy T.R. |
Key people | Cory and Jeremy T.R. |
The RondellSheridanism has been created by Jeremy T.R. in February 1922.He gathered all the sacred preachings of Rondell Sheridan in a book that he called : The Wilfurdion' 'Jeremy T.R. first saw his hopes crushed when everyone laughed at him, telling him that the return of Rondell would most likely never come. In the early 2010's however, the RondellSheridanism has seen its number of follower increase at an outstanding pace.Indeed, it seems that the role of Rondell in Friends brought a big chunk of the american teens to aknowledge the indeniable talent and genius of that man.
History
[edit]Everything started in 1990 at the peak of Rondell's popularity in the TV show Cousin Skeeter An astronaut,Jeremy T.R. amazed by Rondell, decided to create a time-traveling machine and went in the past to spread the good news about Rondell's soon-to-come revelation.
Even though they had no proof of Rondell's existence, folks of the past started to praise Rondell with a incredible fanatism.
In 2006, it has been said by the Elders that Rondell Sheridan would return in 2012. So did he during the Western Festival of St-Tite
In 2009 when some cinema producers offered to Rondell to play Brad Pitt in Fight Club 2, but the latter declined the offer and the movie project was aborted.
Capital Laws
[edit]The Wilfurdion is the holy book of RondellSheridanism. It contains rules and precepts that guide Rondellian through the Path of Rondelle. The Path of Rondelle is the life that every Rondellian hopes to lead in order to be able to enter in the House of Raven at his death. Those who have neglected their god, or refused to pray for a better future for Cory Baxter,the son of Rondell Sheridan, shall live their afterlife on The Boat of Buck, a ship where reign anarchy and chaos. Those can neither go to House of Raven or The Boat of Buck end up in Chill Grill.
1. Mutant meat ,thou shan't eat
2. Chocolate, thou shan't steal
4. In doubt, Wilford Brimley is right.
5. Thy plank shall only be used as a last resort.
6. Drastic measures for drastic times.
Many other rules are inside the Wilfurdion. The study of the RondellSheridanism is really complex and many scientist questioned themselves about the insane talent that was in Rondell.Dr Albert Enstein for example, described Rondell as:"The man of the 21th century".