User talk:Nikkiorchard

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Sorry, no chance - this is a serious encyclopedia project, not a place for jokey articles about your friends. Make him a page on Myspace. JohnCD (talk)

Oh I'm sorry to hear that you don't like Christmas, not everybody does I understand. And I understand that you take your role very seriously, but this is the one time of year to give yourself and all the seriousness a short break, if at least to allow others some Christmas cheer. Please change your mind and I shall wish you a very merry Christmas. Like I said I realise it needs to go, just a couple of days please please please. I hope some how your Christmas is a happy and less serious one.