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 | This page is intended as humor. It is not, has never been, nor will ever be, a Wikipedia policy or guideline. Rather, it illustrates standards or conduct that are generally not accepted by the Wikipedia community. |
 | This page in a nutshell: Wikipedia Bot Against The Prevention Of User Talk Page Vandalism Where The Vandal Is An Admin is here to clear your talk page to prevent you from seeing vandalism done to your talk page by users with some administrative rights |
If you have been happily vandalizing Wikipedia articles, deleting pages, adding "poo" to articles about chimpanzees for laughs, or any other related pursuit, you have probably been warned by an authoritative sounding user. You are probably wondering, "who are these people to tell me I can't vandalize things?" Either way, you are almost definitely tired of seeing these annoying warnings, which you know can't stop you anyway. Luckily for you, the Wikipedia Bot Against The Prevention Of User Talk Page Vandalism Where The Vandal Is An Admin can help you.
The Purpose of the Bot[edit]
The Wikipedia Bot Against The Prevention Of User Talk Page Vandalism Where The Vandal Is An Admin is designed to help you with disruptive editing, something that is normally discouraged unless you feel like getting banned.
What the Bot will do[edit]
So how will this bot go about doing this? Anytime the bot detects a new warning message, it will automatically clear your talk page, leaving it almost entirely blank!
What does this mean about your efforts?[edit]
When you are warned with many fancy templates and scary sounding warnings, it generally tends to scare you away from vandalism. Fortunately for you, this bot will clear your talk page. If you haven't seen the warning, what harm could possibly befall you! This bot keeps you from seeing the "vandalism" done to your page in the form of warnings from scary users. This means that you are free to continue making more work for the anti-vandalism bots until you are banned.