Watch this space for stuff to fill it up with because of the Userboxes on the right . . .
It's just about 14:28 UTC. Do you know where your children are?
This is just a Wikipediauser page. Nothing more; nothing less. In plain and simple English.
This is not some fancy encyclopedia article you’re reading right now. If you accessed this page on any site other than the one that goes by the name of Wikipedia, you are actually viewing a mirror site and not the actual website. Got that? Now look: the page you're looking at right now might already be outdated; similarly, the user this page actually belongs to may have no personal affiliation with any site other than Wikipedia itself (in any way, shape, or form). The real original page is located at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Schweiwikist; that’s what it ought to say at the top of your browser window anyway!
That’s me. The user. Yesterday was Day 308, that’s 308, of the year. Yay! I found a time function, twice! Today is Day 309, that’s 309, of 2024. I did it again! YESH!