User:The Quixotic Potato

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Putin khuilo! song

 NOD One vision. One purpose.
Peace through power!

This user's favorite shape is E8

This user thinks Theme Hospital is the greatest game ever.

This user suffers from Bloaty Head.

 HYPO This user is aware of the fact that he is a hypocrite.

 KNOW This user knows that he knows nothing.

This user is sick of the stereotype that all women wear superhero capes.

1+This user has made more than 1 contribution to Wikipedia.

This user is not a WikiPrincess but would like to be one some day; gnoming is hard and thankless work!

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"Putin khuylo!" graffiti in Luhansk

"ПТН X̆ЛО" ("PTN KHLO", an abbreviation of "Putin khuilo!") made of stickers "Do not buy Russian goods!"

“Army is shit”, graffiti at Traktornaya street, Saint Petersburg

I am a quixotic potato of the Shetland Black variety.

I hope you guys don't mind.

The Quixotic Potato (talk) 22:22, 30 June 2015 (UTC)

Quotes (NSFW, 18+)

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Be who you are, say what you mean, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

— Bernard Baruch

Gentle reminder that the aim of Islamic State terrorism in Europe is specifically to turn European societies against Muslims. So if you're exploiting the Brussels attacks to push your Islamophobic, anti-immigration agenda you are nothing but a useful idiot in the service of ISIS.

— Gary Dunion

The other day my flatmate was making me a peppermint tea,
And he said, would you like the bag leaven in or taken out?
And its very hard cause if you leave the bag in then over time the cup of tea itself as a whole will get stronger
And it might appear like the bag is getting weaker, but it's now part of a stronger cup of tea
Whereas, if you take the bag out, the tea is now quite weak and the bag itself goes directly in the bin.

— James Acaster explains Brexit

Chicken-beheading rituals can have a wide variety of ramifications, but generally help resolve the complicated disputes in question.[1]

— User:Sith Lord 86 who started the article, see Taiwanese chicken-beheading rituals#Ritual

I am allergic to this planet.

— Jean-Pierre Duprey

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore

— Howard Beale

I hate my fellow-man because I'm hateful to myself!

— William S. Gilbert, Song of the Misanthrope

My knowledge of self shines boldly in the face of the beast.

— Huey Freeman

And the teacher sighed, then replied
"This concludes our lesson on false pride."

— KRS ONE, False Pride

I represent peace and knowledge, but I will contradict that.

— KRS ONE, Drop It Heavy

How can I trust myself to know the truth about anything?

— Randall Munroe

Reading is about more than what's on the page. Holding a book prompts my mind to enrich itself. Frankly, I suspect the book isn't even necessary.

— Randall Munroe

You’re obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you despise, condemn, and know lack of all foundation.

— Octave Mirbeau

Remember, young people, even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.

— William Sloane Coffin

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

— @shutupmikeginn

All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible.

— Frank Herbert, Dune

Everyone lives a lie. Pick a lie you like.

— Zach Weinersmith, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

The heights by great men reached and kept
Were not attained by sudden flight,
But they, while their companions slept,
Were toiling upward in the night.

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you see the world in black and white, you're missing important grey matter.

— Jack Fyock

I ain't different; them lot are the same.

— Stig Of The Dump

There is no patent. Could you patent the sun?

— Jonas Salk

Hate. It has caused a lot of problems in this world, but it has not solved one yet.

— Maya Angelou

You wanna isolate yourself, crush peoples dreams
Deny families to live in peace
But tell me how it feels out in the cold
When the hate that you breed is coming for your soul...

— CosM.I.C (Looptroop)

Special message to Donald Trump, it's real important, how ya supporting deporting the foreign... when your motherfucking skin is orange?

— Soul Khan

Now to you caucasoids that have not destroyed all that stupid dixie shit in your possession,
and just threw a hissy fit at my suggestion
please leave the country
you ugly fucks really will not be missed a bit

— Soul Khan

To all of my adoring public, I have come here to state
It ain't the candy, it's the caddy engine under the paint

— Soul Khan

you're roleplaying, and this combat ain't turnbased

— Soul Khan

America the paranoid police state is fiendish
And I won't skip the subject even if you ain't a victim of it
Please save the reasons why you are more offended by a looted store than you are by a teenager bleeding

— Soul Khan

You gotta glock with you?
The odds of you shooting down a robber in your house
are less than your daughter, son or spouse.
Or probably you. I'm sorry dude.

— Soul Khan

Told that my features ain't going to sell
I said you better hope that there ain't no hell

— Soul Khan

Now I used to play with them little army men
Until I really learned what an army meant
Got fans that are uniformed guardians
And they all got family that longs for them
I don't wanna hear another word from Barack
Till he turns up the clock and brings them home
They're needed more here
Where the people don't fear the next moment something explodes

— Soul Khan

And we're still torturing; damn, it feels fraudulent
To lie that we more righteous than the people that we war against
The audience is partying with all the best intoxicants
As their fellow humans smell the fumes of dead and rotten flesh

— Soul Khan

War is hell

— Larry Wayne Chaffin

See, fags are gay, and gay’s a good adjective.
It means like happy and high, but you had to just
shy me away from the topic of my fag-love...
something maybe that you’re lacking in? Don’t get mad just
‘cause you don’t have such a big heart as Frontalot.
You could love fags too! You already think dykes are hot.

— MC Frontalot, I Heart Fags

I'm insisting on containing my temper but listen up:
you shouldn't ought to be intolerant about who queers like to fuck!

— MC Frontalot, I Heart Fags

Either way you gettin' screwed
Told what not to do, how to improve the system
By not making moves, not questioning rules
Not being concerned with who's getting beat and bruised
Who's being abused, well well
I got news for those who believe the police doing their work right
My man from back home killed this kid in a fight
Had to do social work, he got arrested a few times
But never had to do time, never paid no fines
This other cat, he killed trains with visual violence
Which equals a loss of cash money for the government
They couldn't prove his guilt, as he stood in silence
But since that crime was economical
They bent every law and paragraph they could find to lock him up
Now what does that teach us? They don't give a fuck!
If you hurt flesh and blood, that don't cost nothing
But you'll get like twelve months for material destruction
Yo, that's disgusting
So when the long arm of the law is tryna get it's grip
Give em your middle finger, then split

— Looptroop

Everybody move to the back of the bus

— Outkast, Rosa Parks

Homophobia is gay

— Unknown

Recreate your holiday by wandering into Greggs wearing swimming trunks, pointing at a sausage roll, shouting TWO and paying with a £50 note

— @joshburt76

My favorite self care tip is to pretend you're a demon inhabiting a humans body and you gotta look after it, treat it right, cause these things are weak af man and you gotta protect your host

— Unknown

You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.

— Stanisław Jerzy Lec

David Cameron never mentions it, but the Conservative Party won a by-election in Birmingham, and they sent out little kids with leaflets that said, "If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote Liberal or Labour." And if political correctness has achieved one thing, it's to make the Conservative Party cloak its inherent racism behind more creative language.

— Stewart Lee

In short, the man who had read everything published today would be more stupid than a man who had read nothing. That's not a good state of affairs.

— Stewart Lee

That was the best joke about Islam in Britain anyone has ever done. It was evenhanded, it was informed, it is what you say you want, isn't it? You go "do stuff about Islam". I just did. "Not like that Stu... Not where you have to know anything."

— Stewart Lee

Something to do with a guy called Muḥammad. That's really all we know. You could never really do a joke about the Muslim faith, because even if you look up the stuff about it... the audience haven't.

— Dara Ó Briain

The liberties of none are safe unless the liberties of all are protected

— William O. Douglas

Thus the Quixotes of this age fight with the windmills of their own heads, quell monsters of their own creation, make plots, and then discover them.

— John Cleveland

Those who think themselves the masters of others are indeed greater slaves than they.

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau

How can a man or a people seize an immense territory and keep it from the rest of the world except by a punishable usurpation, since all others are being robbed, by such an act, of the place of habitation and the means of subsistence which nature gave them in common?

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau

In a well-governed State, there are few punishments, not because there are many pardons, but because criminals are rare; it is when a State is in decay that the multitude of crimes is a guarantee of impunity.

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau

O Beautiful, for smoggy skies, insecticided grain
for strip-mined mountains' majesty, above the asphalt plain
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee
and hides the pines, with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea

— George Carlin

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.

— George Carlin

Government want to tell you things you can't say because they're against the law, or you can't say this because it's against a regulation, or here's something you can't say because its a...secret; "You can't tell him that because he's not cleared to know that." Government wants to control information and control language because that's the way you control thought, and basically that's the game they're in.

— George Carlin

Smug, greedy, well-fed white people have invented a language to conceal their sins. It's as simple as that. The CIA doesn't kill anybody anymore, they neutralize people, or they depopulate the area. The government doesn't lie, it engages in disinformation

— George Carlin

Shall we in grief forget
The sweetness and the glory of our debt,
And that no good, once given, can be lost?

— Florence Earle Coates

Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.

— Oscar Wilde

I am but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and I live in terror of not being misunderstood.

— Oscar Wilde

Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

— Oscar Wilde

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.

— Oscar Wilde

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.

— Albert Einstein

I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war.

— Albert Einstein

Do ist der Bahnhof.

— Van Kooten en De Bie

Oorlog an sich is toch een anachronisme van jewelste?

— Van Kooten en De Bie

Please do not presume you can predict the actions of a potato.

— The Quixotic Potato

Van democratie niets dan goed, maar als tijdsbesparing is ze kennelijk niet bedoeld.

— F.M. Wibaut

The only winning move is not to play.

— WarGames

The young man knows the rules, the old man knows the exceptions.

— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

You could jack the styles of underground rappers and claim you created it
You could get cash and be massive
You could be worshipped and be a tool for the corporations
And help them gain control of the masses
Make sure you make more hits, product placement, packaging products
So poor people could make corporations more rich

— R.A. the Rugged Man

You don't need talent to be worshipped when you walk in a building
They'll praise you if you ain't shit
But you rich and your parents own the Hilton
More and more people becoming non-believers
In a world where your children
Know more about Snooki than they know about Jesus

— R.A. the Rugged Man

Female entertainers, you're losing the race
God forbid you get a wrinkle, go see the surgeon, hurry and mutilate your face

— R.A. the Rugged Man

Pound that kid into submission
'Till he's mastered Nuclear Fission
Buy him plastic warheads by the score,
Once he's got the taste of blood,
He's gonna sneak up on his buddies
Starting his own thermo-nuclear war.

— Tom Paxton, Buy A Gun For Your Son

What did you learn in school today,
Dear little boy of mine?
I learned our Government must be strong;
It's always right and never wrong;
Our leaders are the finest men
And we elect them again and again.

— Pete Seeger, What Did You Learn In School?

Come back. Even as a shadow, even as a dream.

— Euripides

Celebrate your oddities, your art, your own insanity,
celebrate your birth, celebrate humanity, celebrate your everything and let me be clear
there's no such thing as normal, everybody is weird
don't be beaten by the bullies, or the bigots, or the bosses, or the system; all the sods in all their boxes and in offices
don't let the silly sausages say your mission is preposterous, accomplish it, and if they demolish it, repolish it

— Professor Elemental, All In Together

It seems I've redeemed freedom, not being limited by walls
but that only means I qualify as ground for the sky when it falls (4x)
But Mr. Fish just laughed as I went on and on and on
So I interrupted his chuckle, putting up my middle finger
And he boldly told me it's too bad I'm such a thinker
So arrogantly I asked "How could someone think too much?"
He added that insanity lingers and thoughts brought me to the brink of such
He said "You live inside a head that reminds me of my glass box
And everyone's the same; all brains are contained by your reality frame
And chained to the terrain, it's trained not to change
And once you see what I've explained you hit the jackpot"
And at that very moment it was like my eyes really opened
The air that previously surrounded me was now an ocean
Still totally invisible except for minor pieces of debris
Then Mr. Fish pushed up to the glass and he looked just like me
My whole world spun around, I didn't understand
But I realised I was no longer a man
So I thought about what he said and asked him what was going on
And he said, "You didn't know it but you were the fish all along"
He said, "Congratulations, you did it, you broke free
You're just a fish, like the rest of humanity"
Now it took me a long time to get adjusted to this tank
But now I know what I am, and so to that man I give thanks

— Eyedea, Birth Of A Fish

After the first and the second world wars
You'd think us Europeans couldn't take it no more
But we built up and tore down the Berlin wall
Only to build a new and improved
around our crumblin' Fort Europa
This one was a bit tricky, not visible to the naked eye
And if you was lucky
You could slip through the cracks and the crevices tuckin'
Your life under your arm, this way some people snuck in
Only to become second class citizens
Not listed in the system, not existing in a sense
Illegal immigrants
The words left a bitter scent
This place is cold and evil, I should have never went
to Fort Europa

— Looptroop, Fort Europa

We all are being murdered by a similar process
Whether you work at the candy store or slave at the office
The purpose of our life is just to serve the economy
They misinform our minds to paint a picture of harmony
But if you're listenin', you know that shit's out of tune
Cuz the function of our life is just to work and consume
Fuck reaching out to help the next, there ain't any room
Just close your eyes and block your ears and march to your doom

— Mr. Lif, Live From The Plantation

You need to be wary of any conspiracy that assumes that the people involved in the conspiracy are both Machiavellian and moronic at the same time.

— Stephen Totilo

timendi causa est nescire

— Seneca

If women can do everything men can, how come they've never succesfully oppressed an entire gender?

— @oswolfe

I don't know. I honestly don't know what to say. If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time. But I'd settle for less tragedy

— Jon Stewart

I don't eat Negroes. I just came to get some ham and eggs.

— Wade Watts [2], in response to a waitress telling him that the restaurant did not serve Negroes.

I think it totally confuses them, because I'm not like they want me to be, so I stand there, maybe I smile at them and because its a human reaction you wanna smile back. So I see them trying to hold down the smile, and that is something very very interesting.

— Mo Asumang, BBC interview

If I don't share my time
Then is there more for me?

— Verb T, Where You Find Me

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

— Charlie Brooker

As for me, I'm stuck in a loveless relationship with myself, the backseat driver who can't stop tutting and nagging. There's no escape from me's relentless criticism. Me even knows what I'm thinking, and routinely has a pop at Me for that. "You're worrying about your obsessive degree of self-criticism again," whines Me. "How pathetically solipsistic." And then it complains about its own bleating tone of voice and starts petulantly kicking the back of the seat, asking if we're there yet.

— Charlie Brooker

As an embittered cynic, I should be programmed to vomit all over the screen at the mere sight of this, but instead, I find it strangely moving. You see, as I stare into their happy smiling faces filled with naive joie de vivre, I know they're just blissfully unaware of the crushing despair that awaits them as they venture into adulthood. The myriad disappointments, the yawning chasms of pain, the slow gnawing descent into physical decay, the sheer unrelenting horror of it all.

— Charlie Brooker

Der böse Mann mit dem kleinen Bart ist noch gar nicht tot...

— Jan Delay

The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.

— Aldous Huxley

Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are dead.

— Aldous Huxley

Half victim, half accomplice, like everyone else.

— @boodleoops

You must let nothing move you
Be it good or bad
For when the mental cannot be moved
There is no longer good or bad
There just is
When there just is
You have the power to form, and shape.

— Jeru the Damaja

corruptissima re publica plurimae leges

— Tacitus

Je marche mais je suis conscient de la confusion et de l'hypocrisie de la situation.

— Unknown

It's all about money, not freedom. You think you're free? Try going somewhere without money.

— Bill Hicks

Where do you place my name if I never played your game?
We don't race the same, I don't run inside no painted lane

— Brother Ali, Take Me Home

The Cold Continent latch key child
Ran away one day and started acting foul
King of where the wild things are, daddy's proud
Because the Roman Empire done passed it down
Imported and tortured a work force
And never healed the wounds or shook the curse off
Now the grown up Goliath nation
Holding open auditions for the part of David

— Brother Ali, Uncle Sam Goddamn

You don't give money to the bums
On a corner with a sign bleeding from their gums
Talking 'bout you don't support a crackhead
What you think happens to the money from your taxes?
Shit the government's an addict
With a billion dollar a week kill brown people habit

— Brother Ali, Uncle Sam Goddamn

castigat ridendo mores

— Jean-Baptiste de Santeul

Must not sleep...
...Must warn others

— Aesop Rock

If I'm a slave, I'm a slave to the rhythm

— Big Daddy Kane, Sample from Kool G Rap & DJ Polo - Erase Racism used in The Coup - I Ain't The Nigga

I love the place I live, but I hate the people in charge
Speakin' is hard when you got strings attached
So, I'ma say it for you, ‘cause I don't got none of that

— Immortal Technique

When you look in the mirror do you like what you see?
I see lies and deceit in his eyes, it isn’t me
And is the way that you’re living in line with your beliefs?
Nah the life that I’m living’s a lie, it’s Mr Key

— Mr Key

I've never yet ever met what I wanna be

— Dirty Dike

Since the age of 6, every day I take the piss
But you can see the pain I've caused and lately I'm ashamed of it

— Dirty Dike

May God protect the civilians — and take the rest.

— Ruqia Hassan

We expect our descendants to remember Daft Punk and we don’t even remember that invading Iraq caused the birth and rise of Isis. And we won’t remember any of this once the new series of Britain’s Got Talent starts.

— Frankie Boyle

Create your own UKIP manifesto by using The Daily Express to pick up dogshit

— Frankie Boyle

Do they still make gay porn or has MMA completely replaced it?

— Frankie Boyle

In a world where people starve, are neglected, tortured, killed by drones, I find the idea of being offended by a joke vaguely decadent.

— Frankie Boyle

If I had a large amount of money I should certainly found a hospital for those whose grip upon the world is so tenuous that they can be severely offended by words and phrases and yet remain all unoffended by the injustice, violence and oppression that howls daily about our ears.

— Stephen Fry

It's now very common to hear people say, "I'm rather offended by that", as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. "I'm offended by that." Well, so fucking what?

— Stephen Fry

Swearing is a really important part of one's life. It would be impossible to imagine going through life without swearing and without enjoying swearing... There used to be mad, silly, prissy people who used to say swearing was a sign of a poor vocabulary -such utter nonsense. The people I know who swear the most tend to have the widest vocabularies and the kind of person who says swearing is a sign of a poor vocabulary usually have a pretty poor vocabulary themselves... The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest or -is just a fucking lunatic... I haven't met anybody who's truly shocked at swearing, really, they're only shocked on behalf of other people. Well, you know, that's preposterous... or they say 'it's not necessary'. As if that should stop one doing it! It's not necessary to have coloured socks, it's not necessary for this cushion to be here, but is anyone going to write in and say 'I was shocked to see that cushion there, it really wasn't necessary'? No, things not being necessary is what makes life interesting -the little extras in life.

— Stephen Fry

Do you know who would be the last person ever to be accepted as a Prince of the Church? The Galilean carpenter. That Jew. They would kick him out before he tried to cross the threshold. He would be so ill-at-ease in the Church. That simple and remarkable man, if he said the things that he was said to have said. What would he think...what would he think of St. Peter’s? What would he think of the wealth, and the power, and the self-justification, and the wheedling apologies? What would he think of a man who calls himself “the Father”, a celibate, who dares to lecture people on what family values are? What would he think of any of that? He would be horrified.

— Stephen Fry

The churches have killed their Christ

— Alfred Tennyson

But maybe there is still hope for the young,
if they reject the dung being slung from the tongues,
of the ignorant fools who call themselves preachers,
and listen instead
to their science teachers.

— MC Hawking, What We Need More Of Is Science

It would take whatever god that you believe in to damn me
"It can't be Christianity that damages families"
Oh it is, look how they indoctrinatin' these kids
Belief in Santa Claus for adults, thats what it is

— Greydon Square, Say

...it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

— Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, 1782

What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite.

— Bertrand Russell

I am not anti-Christian, before you grab a rope
There is beauty in religion
And joy and love and hope
And were all lookin for the answer
This colossal, cosmic cause
But who the fuck are you to turn your views into my laws?

— Eric Schwartz, Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis

Violence and arms can never resolve the problems of men

— Pope John Paul II

Newsflash brainiac: Christ was Jewish.

— Louis Theroux

I said the good Lord made me what I am and I play this game for keeps
Got to use what I have to get what I want, all the dreamer got is his dream
And the good Lord made me what I am and I play the hand I'm dealt
Said sometimes the hardest thing to be in this world is just yourself

— Brother Ali, Good Lord

I'm so beautifully human that I'm proud of it.

— Brother Ali, Good Lord

One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws.
Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws

— Martin Luther King, Jr., Letter from a Birmingham Jail

I became convinced that noncooperation with evil is as much a moral obligation as is cooperation with good

— Martin Luther King Jr., The Autobiography of Martin Luther King, Jr.

I am known for my dreams. How about amnesty?

— Gerda Arendt

in omnibus requiem quaesivi, et nusquam inveni nisi in angulo cum libro

— Thomas à Kempis

I think homosexuality is wrong... it's either idemsexuality or homophilia, but mixing Greek and Latin roots is just unacceptable.

— Unknown

I'm not supposed to tell you this but...
Leadership is an illusion created by the abuse of underlings.
The more pain I force you to endure, the more of a leader I appear to be.
How's the truth feel?

— Scott Adams, 2014-10-05

By definition, as a Prime Minister I cannot be a liar.

— Silvio Berlusconi

There is no such thing as a former KGB man.

— Vladimir Putin

None of y'all seem to understand. I am not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.

— Rorschach

‘Cuz life’s what you make it
And once it’s done you can’t change it

— Dr Syntax, Sacred

Give a man a fish and you create a welfare state. Teach a man to fish and you take jobs away from the struggling seafood industry.

— Right-wing Jesus

Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.

— Ambrose Bierce

I don't fit in the box and I don't need a teacher
I don't worship other rappers just to get a feature
I don't toss a poem to come across as known
Or kick a whack freestyle and expect a pass cause it's off the dome
I don't speak for an arrogant cause
Or do self-righteous shit just to merit applause
I don't make scenes to be seen or cherish the gall
What you see as a skill, I see as a character flaw
I don't use a hype man or slight hand to buy fans
I don't scream to get attention through an over-hyped brand
I don't prostitute my talent for people that bystand
Or try to hustle other rappers more desperate than I am

— Locksmith

Now what if I said the music you're fed is part of a plan
An elitist agenda to feed and extend the catharsis of man
A subtle progression to muzzle expression through public deception ain't none of us stressin' to suck in the blessings
Fuck your perception, it starts with the fans

— Locksmith

Did you ever think the kiddies stop and listen to your lyrics?
You ain't selling them the guns but you selling them the image.

— Chester P

hiphop was to blame after all
yes it appears everything is entirely hiphop's fault
hiphop decided to homogenize itself
and base itself in violence and wealth
hiphop decided to pick up its lowest traits
and sell them to the public over everything thats great
hiphop decided that misogeny and greed
would be the sort of thing that America would need

— Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer, Hip-Hop Was To Blame After All

yes, its all hiphop's fault you see
and not the three companies who decide what you hear and see

— Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer, Hip-Hop Was To Blame After All

Und darum... möchte ich nicht dass ihr meine Lieder singt
Denn gegen und wegen euch tu ich die machen
Sie sind für die, die sich darin wiederfind,
und die, zusammen mit mir über euch lachen!

— Jan Delay

And even after all my logic and my theory
I add a "Motherfucker" so you ignant niggas hear me

— Lauryn Hill

— Woody Guthrie

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This is not a Wikipedia article. It is the Newhaven Lifeboat.

I can say no more.

I will say this, though: "constitutional" monarchy, my arse. Not when an offhand remark by His Britannic Majesty to his half-human, half-cyborg trained assassins that he wishes that "someone" would "take care of that moronic jerk who keeps writing those ridiculous things in my Wikipedia article" leads to the proximate arrival of a squad of these abhorrent beasts at my flat, where they proceed to kill (and eat!) my family and force me at spearpoint to remove my material from the Defender of the Faith's Wikipedia article.

Everyday English bloke "Charlie Windsor" - or Satan's Vicar on Earth?

Well, fine. Charlie wins this round. But just because I'm prevented from pointing out here that the Emperor of Evil is a blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoid from Alpha Draconis and that Balmoral Castle is the nexus for an international ring of wigwag smuggling, vegetable counterfeiting, plug abuse, frog extortion, and all-round villainy doesn't mean it's not true. In fact, the very lack of any documentation for this only proves the depth of the conspiracy of silence around this matter. If it's not true, why have they to gone to such lengths to destroy every shred of evidence?

I've said enough. I can say no more.

Except for this: if you want to believe that the King's Guard is merely the quaint tourist attraction pictured in the brightly-colored Baedekers, you're living in a fool's paradise.

A pack of these heathen monsters can skeletonise a cow in thirty seconds. Don't let anyone tell you different.

In point of fact, they are ruthless half-human, half-animal killing machines (some almost four yards tall), bred in the dungeons beneath Sandringham House for the sole purpose of ruthlessly murdering Chuckie-Wuckie's enemies with their razor-sharp fangs and robotic steel arms. Don't be fooled by the cutesy tourist bit. That's just for the yokels.

Now I really have said enough. That's it. I can say no more.

Just what does go on here? I don't know. Do you? Does anyone?

Especially when a brace of the inhuman monsters now stands guard over me, on direct order of König Karl of Haus Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha — oh, excuse me, Windsor — checking to ensure that all my Wikipedia edits are satisfactorily laudatory toward the self-styled "Lord of Man". I'm only able to publish this missive because, for a brief moment, these two savage half-alien/half-pig mutations have briefly absented themselves. (One is in what remains of my bathroom, passing whatever noxious liquids these beasts excrete. The other is rooting through my larder, hoping no doubt to find some remaining undevoured scrap from the corpses of my erstwhile family to snarf into its loathsome pie-hole.)

I'm not complaining, though. This is the price one pays for proclaiming the truth about His Most Exquisite and Perfected Worship here on the people's encyclopedia. I can say no more. If one of these robotic killing machines returns and finds me writing this, it will surely be the en

Deaths due to "boar attacks"
(Transcluded from User:Herostratus/I_Can_Say_No_More)