America Must Be Destroyed

America Must Be Destroyed
Studio album by Gwar
Released	March 31, 1992
Recorded	1991
Genre	Heavy metal, comedy rock
Length	47:43
Label	Metal Blade Records
Producer	Glen Robinson
Gwar chronology
Scumdogs of the Universe (1990) America Must Be Destroyed (1992) The Road Behind (1992)

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America Must Be Destroyed is Gwar’s third album, released in 1992 as their second album on Metal Blade Records. The album’s lyrical content was inspired by controversy over obscenity charges against the band and an incident in Charlotte, North Carolina in which frontman Dave Brockie’s prosthetic penile attachment “The Cuttlefish of Cthulhu” was confiscated by police officers.

Overview

The lyrical content in America Must Be Destroyed was greatly inspired by Dave Brockie’s fight with police officers while touring in Charlotte, North Carolina, in 1992. The controversy revolved around Brockie’s rubbery penis adornment. Brockie was revolted by this attack on his rights and so he created a concept album revolving around an elite “Morality Squad” that attacked the members of Gwar and stole Oderus’s penile attachment (a.k.a. Cuttlefish of Cthulu, a phallic hell beast that normally dangles from his crotch). The opening song, “Ham on the Bone” (which has a nod to grindcore) explains this robbery. The story then shifts to Gwar headquarters in Antarctica, where Oderus’s slaves are ordered to shoot up a dinosaur egg with crack. The result is the mighty Gor Gor, a Tyrannosaurus Rex that wreaks havoc on America. Meanwhile, the Morality Squad has enlisted the help of Father Bohab (a Catholic priest) to crucify Gwar in the media. Gwar marches out to battle, and you can take the story from there. Other songs of interest include “Have You Seen Me?”, “Poor Ole Tom”, and “The Road Behind”. Musically, it is a mix of rock and roll and blistering thrash metal, and it is even harsher-sounding than the previous album. A video, Phallus in Wonderland, was released as a supplement to the album’s storyline. This album was followed by The Road Behind, an EP that contained that single and a riveting live version of “Have You Seen Me?’ (which contained a notorious Ween sample at the end). The single “S.F.W.” (a staple of their live shows) was supposedly released on this album as a bonus track, but this has been discounted by the band.

In November of 2009, a special edition of the album was released through Metal Blade, containing the CD and a bonus DVD containing Phallus in Wonderland and Tour De Scum.

Miscellaneous

Gwar fans are referred to as “bohabs”, named for Father Bohab (“bohab” literally means “habitually boring”, which is the opposite of what Gwar and their fans are—it fits Father Bohab perfectly; Gwar speaks ill of their fans—to their delight—and they have since taken the term as a point of pride).

Father Bohab was never actually on the album—he originally appeared in 1989, along with an early Cardinal Syn. On the Tour de Scum (the corresponding tour to Scumdogs of the Universe, the Morality Squad story is introduced. He (Bohab) is played by one of the slaves (according to Chuck Varga’s Bohab Central forum posts, it was Bob Gorman; he also went on to say that the voice was his) on tour, but is portrayed by Brad Roberts (Jizmak Da Gusha) in Phallus in Wonderland and It's Sleazy.

“Pussy Planet”, the album’s closer, was co-written by Slymenstra Hymen, and was slated to be a duet with Beefcake the Mighty. Though not quite a duet, Slymenstra’s voice can still be heard in the song. The opening guitar riff sounds a lot like the guitar riff to “Rape Me” by Nirvana off the In Utero album, which was written in 1991 but officially released about a year later.

The Canadian release of this album does not feature “Crack in the Egg”, “Have You Seen Me?” and “Rock N’ Roll Never Felt So Good”, and instead has earlier versions of “Krak Down” and “Bad Bad Men” (both from This Toilet Earth) and “O Canada” (according to Gwar, this was included as a way to ridicule Canada for not having the “guts” to include the omitted songs). Strangely, the Canadian release also has a demo version of “Gor-Gor” instead of the normal version, and that version is available as downloadable content for Guitar Hero 5.

The Flattus Maximus does not perform on this album. Dewey Rowell left the band before recording began, and all of the lead guitars (save for two songs — “Crack in the Egg” and the title track, respectively) were recorded by Balsac the Jaws of Death. To this day, Balsac will usually play lead when performing songs from this album live. Tim Harriss (of Kepone, the band Michael Bishop left Gwar for) played lead on the album’s title track; Lee Harris (from Jizmak Da Gusha’s old band Rosebud) played lead on “Crack in the Egg”. Because of the absence of Flattus, the tour cycle surrounding this album was quite short.

Track listing

No.	Title	Writer(s)	Length
1.	"Ham on the Bone"	Dave Brockie	2:04
2.	"Crack in the Egg"	Brockie/Dewey Rowell	3:37
3.	"Gor-Gor"	Brockie/Mike Bishop/Mike Derks	4:21
4.	"Have You Seen Me?"	Brockie/Bishop	4:46
5.	"The Morality Squad"	Hunter Jackson/Bishop	3:37
6.	"America Must Be Destroyed"	Brockie/Dave Musel/Derks	4:45
7.	"Gilded Lily"	Brockie/Bishop/Derks	3:36
8.	"Poor Ole Tom"	Brockie/Bishop	5:07
9.	"Rock & Roll Never Felt So Good"	Bishop	4:17
10.	"Blimey"	Brockie/Bishop/Derks	3:12
11.	"The Road Behind"	Brockie/Bishop	5:30
12.	"Pussy Planet"	Danielle Stampe/Bishop/Derks	2:51

• Canadian version-only tracks

No.	Title	Length
13.	"Krak Down [Demo]"	3:56
14.	"Bad Bad Men (Of the Wild Wild West) [Demo]"	3:20
15.	"Oh Canada"	1:09

Line-up

• Dave Brockie (Oderus Urungus) – Lead vocals
• Mike Derks (Balsac the Jaws of Death) – Lead guitar, Rhythm guitar, backing vocals
• Michael Bishop (Beefcake the Mighty) – Bass, backing vocals; lead vocals on “Pussy Planet”
• Brad Roberts (Jizmak Da Gusha) – Drums
• Danielle Stampe (Slymenstra Hymen) – Backing vocals
• Chuck Varga (Sexecutioner) – Spoken words at the end of “Pussy Planet”
• Hunter Jackson (Edna P. Granbo) – Vocals on “The Morality Squad”
• Dave Musel (Müsel) – Samples on “America Must Be Destroyed”

See also

• Phallus in Wonderland
• The Road Behind