Saturday the 14th
|Saturday the 14th|
|Directed by||Howard R. Cohen|
|Produced by||Julie Corman|
|Written by||Howard R. Cohen
|Music by||Parmer Fuller|
|Editing by||Kent Beyda
|Release date(s)||August 14, 1981|
|Running time||75 min.|
|Box office||$4 million|
A spoof of Friday the 13th-style horror stories, it was followed by Saturday the 14th Strikes Back in 1988.
An all-American family inherits a deceased uncle's house. John (Richard Benjamin) and Mary (Paula Prentiss), together with daughter Debbie (Kari Michaelsen) and son Billy (Kevin Brando), move in, but Waldemar (Jeffrey Tambor), a vampire figure, and Yolanda (Nancy Andrews), his wife, want desperately to get into the rundown house because it contains a book of evil.
Billy finds the mysterious book. He reads of a curse hanging over the date of Saturday the 14th. As he turns the page, a monster is unleashed, and with each turn another disappears from the page and is materialized within or outside the home. The house is soon swarming with monsters.
Strange things start happening: eyes appear in John's coffee, sandwiches are mysteriously eaten, the television tunes into The Twilight Zone only, dirt is found in Mary's bed, dishes get done by themselves, neighbors disappear. As this is happening, neither John or Mary suspect anything, oblivious to the spooky occurrences around them.
Waldemar gets into the house by turning into a bat. Mary keeps hearing noises at night which she thinks are made by owls, but are actually the sounds of Waldemar the bat. John hires an exterminator to get rid of the owls. The exterminator turns out to be Van Helsing (Severn Darden), who is also after the book of evil.
John and Mary begin planning a housewarming party for Saturday the 14th. Guests arrive but cannot leave. When they try, a thunderstorm appears outside the door. As the night unfolds, the monsters begin to off the guests one by one.
Eventually a duel between Van Helsing and the vampire erupts, where it is discovered that Van Helsing is after the book in order to rule the world. The vampire Waldemar is actually trying to prevent this from happening. Good wins over evil, as Van Helsing and the monsters are defeated.
The family ends up in an upscale new home while Waldemar and Yolanda keep the original house as their own.
- Richard Benjamin as John, the father of the family.
- Paula Prentiss as Mary, the mother of the family.
- Severn Darden as Van Helsing, evil genius disguised as an exterminator.
- Jeffrey Tambor as Waldemar, vampire figure looking to buy the house.
- Kari Michaelsen as Debbie, daughter of John and Mary.
- Nancy Andrews as Yolanda, wife of the vampire Waldermar.
- Kevin Brando as Billy, son of John and Mary.