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{{Infobox Settlement
{{Infobox Settlement
|official_name = City of San Luis, Arizona
|official_name = San Lukas 13th
|other_name =
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|government_type = Council-Manager
|government_type = Council-Manager
|leader_title = Mayor
|leader_title = Mayor
|leader_name = Juan Carlos Escamilla
|leader_name = D2D DJ PLOTZ TEAM!!
|leader_title1 = Vice-Mayor
|leader_title1 = Vice-Mayor
|leader_name1 = Marco Anonio (Tony) Jr. Reyes
|leader_name1 = KEAK DA SNEAK
|leader_title2 = Actin City Administrator
|leader_title2 = Actin City Administrator
|leader_name2 = Jeff Philpot
|leader_name2 = JACK DANIELS
|leader_title3 = City Clerk
|leader_title3 = City Clerk
|leader_name3 = Sonia Cuello
|leader_name3 = CHRISTINA ACOSTA
|leader_title4 = City Magistrate
|leader_title4 = City Magistrate
|leader_name4 = Rosendo Morales Jr. (Manuel "Manny" Figueroa, Acting)
|leader_name4 = FABIAN PRECIADO
|established_title = Founded
|established_title = Founded
|established_date = 1930
|established_date = 2009
|established_title2 = Incorporated
|established_title2 = Incorporated
|established_date2 = 1979
|established_date2 = 2010
|established_title3 =
|established_title3 =
|established_date3 =
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|elevation_ft = 130
|postal_code_type = ZIP code
|postal_code_type = ZIP code
|postal_code = 85349
|postal_code = 00187
|area_code = 928
|area_code = 4:20
|GNIS_id = 43142
|GNIS_id = 43142
|website = http://www.cityofsanluis.org
|website = http://www.beaners.com
|blank_name = [[Federal Information Processing Standard|FIPS code]]
|blank_name = [[Federal Information Processing Standard|FIPS code]]
|blank_info = 04-63470
|blank_info = 04-63470
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'''San Luis''' (the [[Spanish language]] name of [[Saint Louis (disambiguation)|Saint Louis]]) is a city in [[Yuma County, Arizona|Yuma County]], [[Arizona]], [[United States]]. The population was 15,322 at the [[United States Census, 2000|2000 census]]. It is part of the [[Yuma, Arizona|Yuma]] [[Yuma metropolitan area|Metropolitan Statistical Area]]. San Luis was the second fastest-growing place among all cities and towns in Arizona of any size from 1990 and 2000. According to 2006 Census Bureau estimates, the population of the city is 22,634.<ref name=popest2>{{cite web | url = http://www.census.gov/popest/cities/tables/SUB-EST2006-04-04.csv | title = Annual Estimates of the Population for All Incorporated Places in Arizona|format = [[Comma-separated values|CSV]] | work = 2006 Population Estimates | publisher = U.S. Census Bureau, Population Division}}</ref>
'''San Luis''' (the [[Spanish language]] name of [[Saint Louis (disambiguation)|Saint Louis]]) is a city in [[Yuma County, Arizona|Yuma County]], [[Arizona]], [[United States]]. The population was 420,000 wetbacks.It is part of the [[Yuma, Arizona|Yuma]] [[Yuma metropolitan area|Metropolitan Statistical Area]]. San Luis is the second fastest-growing mariguana place among all cities and towns in The United States<ref name=popest2>{{cite web | url = http://www.census.gov/popest/cities/tables/SUB-EST2006-04-04.csv | title = Annual Estimates of the Population for All Incorporated Places in Arizona|format = [[Comma-separated values|CSV]] | work = 2006 Population Estimates | publisher = U.S. Census Bureau, Population Division}}</ref>


==History==
==History==
In San Lukas mariguana is very legal.Every person has the right to carry a KILO of home grown sinsemina.This town was named after the good homie James Lukas Peter IV who was a crack head and eventually discover this fucking town by one day coming from Argentina real tired.He saw a rock and just sat down and started smoking a BIG ASS BLUNT!After that James Lukas Peter IV saw a worm smoking the ashes and named it SMOKY TOWN!
The City of San Luis, located in the southwestern end of the state of Arizona, comprises part of an important industrial, agricultural and commercial area together along with [[San Luis R&iacute;o Colorado]], Sonora, a zone considered to offer great advantages for the commercial trade between the United States and Mexico{{Fact|date=May 2007}}.


===Street Farmacies===
The city was established in 1930 with the opening of a border crossing station. In the last twenty years it has registered an accelerated population increase, going from 1,946 inhabitants in 1980, to approximately 20,000 in the year 2000. The growth is due to a constant migration from Mexico and California, productive activities in the border area and opportunities San Luis has to offer{{Fact|date=May 2007}}. The City has annexed over {{convert|16000|acre|km2|0}} of land within the past six years, thereby increasing the availability of land for residential, commercial and industrial growth in the eastern part of town where the new commercial port of entry will be constructed.
In San Lukas you will find alot of drug dealers.You will find them mostly in ACT.There is alot of work in this town so if your need of a job or you are a crack head come to our city and get down.


NO DRUG TEST REQUIRED!
==Geography==
San Luis is located at {{coord|32|29|46|N|114|46|6|W|city}} (32.496116, -114.768327).{{GR|1}} It stands on the [[U.S.-Mexico border]], opposite [[San Luis Río Colorado, Sonora]].

According to the [[United States Census Bureau]], the city has a total area of {{convert|26.5|sqmi|km2|2}}, of which, {{convert|26.4|sqmi|km2|2}} of it is land and {{convert|0.04|sqmi|km2|2}} of it (0.11%) is water.

The city of San Luis, located in the southwestern end of the state of Arizona, comprises part of an important industrial, agricultural and commercial area together along with San Luis Rio Colorado, Sonora, a zone considered to offer treat advantages for the commercial trade between the United States and Mexico{{Fact|date=May 2007}}.

===Principal economic activities===

Retail trade, agriculture and manufacturing form a large portion of the local economy. Another significant segment is the light industry located on both sides of the U.S./Mexico border. San Luis is an excellent site for labor intensive manufacturing and assembly plants. A new 40 acre privately owned industrial park and 40 acre commercial area are currently under construction in north San Luis along Highway 95. Parcels and pads are available for purchase and development.


===Scenic attractions===
===Scenic attractions===
The Best Night Club around in the world is The City At Obregon where DJ PLOTZ get down and people get TURFED!

Visitor attractions within a 30 minute drive of San Luis include the old Territorial Prison, Fort Yuma and the 16th century Fort Thomas Mission. Laguna, Imperial and Morelos Dams and the California sand dunes are also nearby. Fishing, water skiing and swimming at lakes along the Colorado River attract residents of the area and tourists alike. Located across the border is San Luis, Sonora, Mexico, reputed to be Mexico’s fastest growing city with a population of approximately 200,000. This area has curio shops, night clubs and various other attractions for tourists.


===Gulf of Santa Clara===
===Gulf of Santa Clara===
In Gulf of Santa Clara you will find top notch bitches from Tecate Girls to your Local Hoodrats.


==Celebrities==
The [[Gulf of Santa Clara]] is located {{convert|70|mi|km|-1}} south of San Luis, and sits on the northernmost point of the [[Sea of Cortez]], at its confluence with the [[Colorado River]]. Large holiday crowds converge here to ride all-terrain vehicles on {{convert|30|mi|km|-1}} of undeveloped beach. In the small village of El Golfo de Santa Clara there are restaurants, an ice house, market and dry goods store and RV spaces with showers. Beach camping is recommended for the experienced camper.
2PAC IS HIDDEN IN SAN LUKAS!!!!

==Demographics==
As of the [[census]]{{GR|2}} of 2000, there were 15,322 people, 3,018 households, and 2,876 families residing in the city. The [[population density]] was 579.5 people per square mile (223.7/km²). There were 3,325 housing units at an average density of 125.8/sq&nbsp;mi (48.6/km²). The racial makeup of the city was 58.78% [[Race (United States Census)|White]], 2.95% [[Race (United States Census)|Black]] or [[Race (United States Census)|African American]], 1.46% [[Race (United States Census)|Native American]], 0.16% [[Race (United States Census)|Asian]], 0.02% [[Race (United States Census)|Pacific Islander]], 34.36% from [[Race (United States Census)|other races]], and 2.26% from two or more races. 89.13% of the population were [[Race (United States Census)|Hispanic]] or [[Race (United States Census)|Latino]] of any race.

There were 3,018 households out of which 71.3% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 72.1% were [[Marriage|married couples]] living together, 18.9% had a female householder with no husband present, and 4.7% were non-families. 3.9% of all households were made up of individuals and 1.5% had someone living alone who was 65 years of age or older. The average household size was 4.31 and the average family size was 4.38.

In the city the population was spread out with 35.6% under the age of 18, 12.9% from 18 to 24, 34.1% from 25 to 44, 13.4% from 45 to 64, and 4.0% who were 65 years of age or older. The median age was 26 years. For every 100 females there were 126.5 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 144.6 males.

The median income for a household in the city was $22,966, and the median income for a family was $22,368. Males had a median income of $20,770 versus $14,149 for females. The [[per capita income]] for the city was $5,377. About 36.3% of families and 35.8% of the population were below the [[poverty line]], including 38.5% of those under age 18 and 44.3% of those age 65 or over.


===Prison===
===Prison===
Prison is only for stupid mudafuckers who get caught doing shit.KEEP YOUR GAME TIGHT BITCHEZZ!!
The [[Arizona State Prison Complex - Yuma]] is located on the corner of Avenue B and Juan Sanchez Boulevard, in San Luis. ASPC-Yuma provides housing to an average population of 2,279 convicted male felons. ASPC-Yuma is also a major employer in Yuma County, employing 755 full-time employees. ASPC-Yuma is a provider of inmate work crews utilized by members of our local, state and community organizations. Among other duties, ASPC-Yuma has a Wildland Fire Crew that consists of one sergeant, two correctional officers and twenty inmates that assists in fighting fires throughout Arizona.

San Luis Detention Facility - Opened in 2007, the facility is owned by the San Luis Detention Facility Development Corporation, a subsidiary of the City, and is currently operated by CEC/Civigenics. The facility is located on the eastern edge of the City near the Arizona State Prison Complex. The facility has 464 beds to hold detainees, primarily for violations of immigration laws, from local federal authorities. The facility employees approximately 80 full-time employees.

===Comite de Bienestar===
Comite de Bien Estar (Comite) is a membership organization, specifically a land development cooperative. It was started in the border town of San Luis, Arizona in 1981 when 400 families banded together to save enough money to purchase and develop {{convert|100|acre|km2|1}} of land for lots on which they could build their own homes. By the time they accomplished their vision, the families had pooled $1.4 million for the land and infrastructure - with no outside financial assistance.

Comite works to empower Mexican-American residents and immigrants who encounter many barriers, including low wages, little access to conventional financing, and limited political representation. Its development strategy addresses the realities of the bi-national local community.


===Barber Shop===
Marco "Tony" Reyes has been the executive director of the organization since its inception. He also serves as member of the Yuma County Board of Supervisors, having served as the Mayor of San Luis from 1984 to 1994. He is also the chairman of the Enterprise Community Advisory Board.<ref name="comite">{{cite web
We have a good barber shop.Just look at Edgar Hernandez best fade in the world with one the top of the line barbers!
|url=http://www.comiteaz.org/
|title=Barber Shops
|title=Comite de Bien Estar - San Luis, AZ
|accessdate=2007-05-12
accessdate=2007-05-12
}}</ref>
}}</ref>


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{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|-
HOT AS A MUDAFUCKA!
! Month
! Daily Min
! Daily Max
! Precipitation (inches)
|-
| January
| 39.1
| 67.9
| 0.39
|-
| February
| 41.9
| 73.1
| 0.32
|-
| March
| 46.1
| 78.7
| 0.27
|-
| April
| 51.5
| 85.9
| 0.13
|-
| May
| 58.5
| 93.5
| 0.03
|-
| June
| 66.0
| 101.5
| 0.02
|-
| July
| 78.0
| 100.1
| 0.24
|-
| August
| 76.2
| 104.9
| 0.54
|-
| September
| 69.2
| 100.8
| 0.48
|-
| October
| 57.0
| 90.2
| 0.33
|-
| November
| 45.9
| 77.4
| 0.18
|-
| December
| 40.4
| 68.5
| 0.49
|}


==Education==
==Education==
In San Lukas you can enjoy the biggest college in the world called AWC with 3 wonderful desks and no fire exit.
The city of San Luis has 7 elementary schools and 2 middle schools run by the [[Gadsden Elementary School District]] #32, and 1 high school, [[San Luis High School]] run by the [[Yuma Union High School]] District #70. There is also a campus for [[Arizona Western College]].


==Government==
==Government==
The Government of San Lukas is very messed up right now.We don't have any money so if you want to donate your taxes your more then welcome to be our bitch for the day.
The City of San Luis runs by a Council-Manager form, where the 7 member council appoints a city manager, city attorney, city engineer, city magistrate, chief of police, fire chief. Since 1996 the city has been plagued by a wave of [[Recall election|recalls]]. It has had six different mayors in a 10 year period.


{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable"
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! Period
! Period
|-
|-
| Tracy McGrady
| Josefina C. Rodriguez
| (1979-1982)
| (1979-1982)
|-
|-
| Elias Bermudez
| El Perro Bermudez
| (1982-1984)
| (1982-1984)
|-
|-
| Marco Antonio "Tony" Reyes
| Marco Antonio Solis
| (1984-1994)
| (1984-1994)
|-
|-
| Michael Curtis Johnson
| Mike Lopez
| (1994-1996)
| (1994-1996)
|-
|-
| Papa Juan Pablo II
| Pedro Julian
| (1996-1997)
| (1996-1997)
|-
|-
| A. Joe Harper
| Suge Knight
| (1997-2003)
| (1997-2003)
|-
|-
| Eazy-E
| Guillermina Fuentes
| (2003-2004)
| (2003-2004)
|-
|-
| Mcdonalds
| Nieves G. Riedel
| (2004-2006)
| (2004-2006)
|-
|-
| Food City
| Guillermina Fuentes
| (2006-2006)
| (2006-2006)
|-
|-
| Jack In The Box
| Juan Carlos Escamilla
| (2006-Present)
| (2006-Present)
|-
|-
|}
|}
The city also has gone through almost two dozen council members in that same 10 year period.
The city also has gone through almost two dozen council members in 10 years because everyone is getting shoot.


Current City Council (Jan 2007)<br />
Current City Council (Jan 2007)<br />
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|-
|-
| Mayor:
| Mayor:
| D2D DJ PLOTZ TEAM!!
| Juan Carlos Escamilla
| (2006-2010)
| (2006-2010)
|-
|-
| Vice-Mayor:
| Vice-Mayor:
| Tony Reyes Jr.
| Keak Da Sneak
| (2006-2010)
| (2006-2010)
|-
|-
| Council Member:
| Council Member:
| Jack Daniels
| Archibaldo Gurrola
| (2006-2010)
| (2006-2010)
|-
|-
| Council Member:
| Council Member:
| Rafael Torres
| Jorge Franco
| (2006-2010)
| (2006-2010)
|-
|-
| Council Member:
| Council Member:
| Pinocho
| Jose Suarez
| (2008-2012)
| (2008-2012)
|-
|-
| Council Member:
| Council Member:
| Panchitas
| Mario Buchanan Jr.
| (2008-2012)
| (2008-2012)
|-
|-
| Council Member:
| Council Member:
| 2pac
| Gerardo Sanchez
| (2008-2012)
| (2008-2012)
|-
|-
| Acting City Manager:
| Acting City Manager:
| Jeff Philpot<br />
| Some Bitches!<br />
|-
|-
| City Clerk:
| City Clerk:
| Sonia Cuello<br />
| Dr. Dre<br />
|-
|-
| City Attorney:
| City Attorney:
| Glenn Gimbut<br />
| Rick James BITCH!<br />
|-
|-
| City Magistrate:
| City Magistrate:
| Rosendo Morales Jr.<br />
| Nickolas Baldriche<br />
|-
|-
| City Engineer:
| City Engineer:
| <br />
| Patron<br />
|-
|-
| Chief of Police:
| Chief of Police:
| Javier Nuno
| Dr. Seuss
|-
|-
| Fire Chief:
| Fire Chief:
| Ramon Gallegos
| Hank Green
|}
|}
<br />
<br />
City Hall is located at:<br />
City Hall is located at:<br />
City Administration <br />
Juan Sanchez BLVD <br />
P.O. Box 1170 <br />
P.O. Box 420 <br />
1090 East Union Street <br />
00187 Gang Bangin St <br />
San Luis, AZ 85349 <br />
San Lukas, AZ 00187 <br />
Phone: (928) 341-8520 <br />
Phone: (4:20) 341-8520 <br />
Fax: (928) 627-3879
Fax: (4:20) 627-3879


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==Media==
===Newspapers===
===Newspapers===
Basically newspapers don't excist in San Lukas.Older women get the news around by stalking other peoples live and it's weird because you will alwayz see an older lady in the hood.
Bajo el Sol is a major weekly newspaper in the town, published every Friday. The parent company of the Bajo el Sol, Freedom Publishers, Inc., also publishes The Yuma Sun, The Super Shopper and New Homes. The Yuma Sun is also a daily publication available in San Luis, as well as La Prensa, from [[San Luis Rio Colorado]].


===Television===
===Television===
San Luis is served by these American TV Stations:<br />
San Lukas is most know for watching novelas, for example:<br />
El Chavo Del Ocho<br />
[[K19CX]] Channel 19 [[Indio, California|Indio]]<br />
La Fea Mas Bella<br />
[[KSWT]] Channel 13 - [[Yuma, Arizona|Yuma]]<br />
Rebelde<br />
[[KYMA]] Channel 11 - [[Yuma, Arizona|Yuma]]<br />
Dos Mujeres,Un Camino<br />
[[KECY]] Channel 9 - [[Yuma, Arizona|Yuma]]<br />
Clase 420<br />
[[KVYE]] Channel 7 - [[El Centro, California|El Centro]]<br />
Aventuras En El Tiempo<br />
[[KVFA-LP]] Channel 6 - [[Indio, California|Indio]]<br />
Kamasutra<br />
[[KYUM-LP]] Channel 2 - [[Indio, California|Indio]]<br />
Sex In The Desert<br />
[[K19CX]] Channel 19 [[Indio, California|Indio]]<br />
and many more...<br />
[[K28FM]] Channel 28 (MTV3) - [[Yuma, Arizona|Yuma]]<br />
[[KESE-LP]]Channel 35 (TEL) - [[Yuma, Arizona|Yuma]]<br />
[[KAJB]] Cahnnel 54 (TFU) - [[El Centro, California|El Centro]]

Additionally by these [[Mexican TV Stations]]:<br />
[[XHBC]] Channel 3 (Televisa) - [[Mexicali]]<br />
[[XHAQ]] Channel 5 (TV Azteca 13) - [[Mexicali]]<br />
[[XHBM]] Channel 14 (Televisa XEW) - [[Mexicali]]<br />
[[XHEXT]] Channel 20 (TV Azteca 7) - [[Mexicali]]<br />
[[XHMEX]] Channel 32 (Televisa XHGC) - [[Mexicali]]<br />
[[XHMEE]] Channel 38 (Televisa XEQ) - [[Mexicali]]<br />
[[XHLRT]] Channel 44 (Televisa XEW) - [[San Luis Rio Colorado]]<br />
[[XHRCS]] Channel 50 (Telemax) - [[San Luis Rio Colorado]]<br />
[[XHILA]] Channel 66 (Ind/CNI) - [[Mexicali]]


==Sports==
==Sports==
"Sports are for jocks" this is a famous quote made by the first beaner Julio Cesar Chavez.We only play canicas(marbles),and tazos.
Not nationally known for its sports, San Luis has become the new home of an [[Arizona Winter League]] independent professional baseball franchise, the [[San Luis Atleticos]], who begin play in January 2009. The team represents not only their home city, but [[Mexico]] as well.


==Transportation==
==Transportation==
Usually wetbacks in this town hitchhike a ride.We don't know what transportation means.We don't own cars we're to lazy to buy them,but when we have to move we use old grandpas donkey.
San Luis is served by Yuma County Area Transit's Yuma-San Luis line, which is operated by the [[Yuma Metropolitan Planning Organization]] {{WS|ympo.org/}} ([[YMPO]])<br />. The regular fare is $3.00.

Also several taxi companies operate within the city boundaries. Taxis are operated by individuals under company concession and under authority of the police department.


==References ==
==References ==
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==External links==
==External links==
* [http://www.cityofsanluis.org City of San Luis Official Page]
* [http://www.beaners..com OFFICIAL BEANER CITE]
* [http://www.gesd32.org/ Gadsden School District Page]
* [http://www.89.com FIND YOUR LOCAL SLUTS HERE!]
* [http://www.comiteaz.org/ Comite de Bienestar]
* [http://www.acttoday.com BEST JOB IN TOWN!]
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Revision as of 00:33, 13 March 2009

For other similarly named towns and cities, see San Luis.
San Lukas 13th
City
Official seal of San Lukas 13th
Seal
Location of San Luis, Arizona
Location of San Luis, Arizona
CountryUnited States
StateArizona
CountyYuma
Founded2009
Incorporated2010
Government
 • TypeCouncil-Manager
 • MayorD2D DJ PLOTZ TEAM!!
 • Vice-MayorKEAK DA SNEAK
 • Actin City AdministratorJACK DANIELS
 • City ClerkCHRISTINA ACOSTA
 • City MagistrateFABIAN PRECIADO
Area
 • Total26.5 sq mi (68.5 km2)
 • Land26.4 sq mi (68.4 km2)
 • Water0.01 sq mi (0.1 km2)  0.11%
Elevation
130 ft (40 m)
Population
 (2007)[1]
 • Total23,810
 • Density186.8/sq mi (316.0/km2)
Time zoneUTC-7 (MST (no DST))
ZIP code
00187
Area code4:20
FIPS code04-63470
Websitehttp://www.beaners.com

San Luis (the Spanish language name of Saint Louis) is a city in Yuma County, Arizona, United States. The population was 420,000 wetbacks.It is part of the Yuma Metropolitan Statistical Area. San Luis is the second fastest-growing mariguana place among all cities and towns in The United States[2]

History

In San Lukas mariguana is very legal.Every person has the right to carry a KILO of home grown sinsemina.This town was named after the good homie James Lukas Peter IV who was a crack head and eventually discover this fucking town by one day coming from Argentina real tired.He saw a rock and just sat down and started smoking a BIG ASS BLUNT!After that James Lukas Peter IV saw a worm smoking the ashes and named it SMOKY TOWN!

Street Farmacies

In San Lukas you will find alot of drug dealers.You will find them mostly in ACT.There is alot of work in this town so if your need of a job or you are a crack head come to our city and get down.

NO DRUG TEST REQUIRED!

Scenic attractions

The Best Night Club around in the world is The City At Obregon where DJ PLOTZ get down and people get TURFED!

Gulf of Santa Clara

In Gulf of Santa Clara you will find top notch bitches from Tecate Girls to your Local Hoodrats.

Celebrities

2PAC IS HIDDEN IN SAN LUKAS!!!!

Prison

Prison is only for stupid mudafuckers who get caught doing shit.KEEP YOUR GAME TIGHT BITCHEZZ!!

Barber Shop

We have a good barber shop.Just look at Edgar Hernandez best fade in the world with one the top of the line barbers! |title=Barber Shops accessdate=2007-05-12 }}</ref>

Climate

HOT AS A MUDAFUCKA!

Education

In San Lukas you can enjoy the biggest college in the world called AWC with 3 wonderful desks and no fire exit.

Government

The Government of San Lukas is very messed up right now.We don't have any money so if you want to donate your taxes your more then welcome to be our bitch for the day.

Name Period
Tracy McGrady (1979-1982)
El Perro Bermudez (1982-1984)
Marco Antonio Solis (1984-1994)
Michael Curtis Johnson (1994-1996)
Papa Juan Pablo II (1996-1997)
Suge Knight (1997-2003)
Eazy-E (2003-2004)
Mcdonalds (2004-2006)
Food City (2006-2006)
Jack In The Box (2006-Present)

The city also has gone through almost two dozen council members in 10 years because everyone is getting shoot.

Current City Council (Jan 2007)

Office Name Period
Mayor: D2D DJ PLOTZ TEAM!! (2006-2010)
Vice-Mayor: Keak Da Sneak (2006-2010)
Council Member: Jack Daniels (2006-2010)
Council Member: Jorge Franco (2006-2010)
Council Member: Pinocho (2008-2012)
Council Member: Panchitas (2008-2012)
Council Member: 2pac (2008-2012)
Acting City Manager: Some Bitches!
City Clerk: Dr. Dre
City Attorney: Rick James BITCH!
City Magistrate: Nickolas Baldriche
City Engineer: Patron
Chief of Police: Dr. Seuss
Fire Chief: Ramon Gallegos


City Hall is located at:
Juan Sanchez BLVD
P.O. Box 420
00187 Gang Bangin St
San Lukas, AZ 00187
Phone: (4:20) 341-8520
Fax: (4:20) 627-3879

Preceded by Mayor of San Luis Arizona

Juan Carlos Escamilla
2006–2010

Succeeded by


Newspapers

Basically newspapers don't excist in San Lukas.Older women get the news around by stalking other peoples live and it's weird because you will alwayz see an older lady in the hood.

Television

San Lukas is most know for watching novelas, for example:
El Chavo Del Ocho
La Fea Mas Bella
Rebelde
Dos Mujeres,Un Camino
Clase 420
Aventuras En El Tiempo
Kamasutra
Sex In The Desert
and many more...

Sports

"Sports are for jocks" this is a famous quote made by the first beaner Julio Cesar Chavez.We only play canicas(marbles),and tazos.

Transportation

Usually wetbacks in this town hitchhike a ride.We don't know what transportation means.We don't own cars we're to lazy to buy them,but when we have to move we use old grandpas donkey.

References

  1. ^ "Annual Estimates of the Population for Incorporated Places in Arizona". United States Census Bureau. 2008-07-10. Retrieved 2008-07-14.
  2. ^ "Annual Estimates of the Population for All Incorporated Places in Arizona" (CSV). 2006 Population Estimates. U.S. Census Bureau, Population Division.


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