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'''Jonathan Glao Tah''' (born 11 February 1996) is a German [[Association football|footballer]] who plays as a [[Defender (association football)#Centre back|centre back]] for [[Bayer 04 Leverkusen|Bayer Leverkusen]]. His mother is German and father is from [[Ivory Coast]].<ref>{{cite web|title=HSV-Juwel Tah: "Wir müssen konstanter werden"|trans_title=HSV jewel Tah: "We must be constant"|url=http://www.dfb.de/news/detail/hsv-juwel-tah-wir-muessen-konstanter-werden-54396/|website=dfb.de|publisher=[[German Football Association]]|accessdate=22 April 2016|language=de|date=31 January 2014}}</ref> |
'''Jonathan Glao Tah''' (born 11 February 1996) is a German [[Association football|footballer]] who plays as a [[Defender (association football)#Centre back|centre back]] for [[Bayer 04 Leverkusen|Bayer Leverkusen]]. His mother is German and father is from [[Ivory Coast]].<ref>{{cite web|title=HSV-Juwel Tah: "Wir müssen konstanter werden"|trans_title=HSV jewel Tah: "We must be constant"|url=http://www.dfb.de/news/detail/hsv-juwel-tah-wir-muessen-konstanter-werden-54396/|website=dfb.de|publisher=[[German Football Association]]|accessdate=22 April 2016|language=de|date=31 January 2014}}</ref> |
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==Club career== |
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At about 3 in the afternoon I was emailing my husband to say I wanted to get out of the house a little bit. While doing so, I hear a noise in the chimney that sounds like an animal is in there. Because our fireplace is in the basement, the chimney is right in the middle of the living room. My husband emails back and says there are probably some birds up around the top of the flue. I forget about it. He comes home and we go to the mall. So, we get home pretty late, and I notice the lamps are knocked over. Oh well, we have bad cats, it happens. I sit down to turn on the computer. Dave goes to put Jack's pajamas on. We have a dual reclining sofa, and I kick up the footrest and turn on the laptop. Suddenly I hear this wierd noise. My first thought "Oh my god, the cat is somehow stuck in the sofa and is dying or something." |
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I kick the footrest back down. Noise again. By now I am getting nervous and upset. I start calling the cat. He comes around the side of the sofa, he is filthy and still there is that wierd noise. I start calling my husband to "come right now because I am scared!" At this point I am thinking the noise is the cat's hunting call and that he is making it around whatever the prey *was,* as I am imagining it is alive and is stuck in his throat. |
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My husband fiddles around some more before coming to my aid, and by this point I am on top of another piece of furniture and not going anywhere near the sofa. I scoop up Jack, because surely whatever is going on is going to have to come out sooner or later. At this point my husband decides there is a SQUIRREL IN OUR SOFA. In our sofa. Inside of it. |
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Apparently, while we were at the mall, the cats pawed at the glass door on the fireplace until the squirrel was loose in here (seeing visions of Christmas Vacation yet?) Somehow the 3 cats and one frightened squirrel made it up out of the basement and into the living room, where said squirrel is now cowering INSIDE my |
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sofa. |
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At this point, I literally peed in my pants. Then I did what any good daughter would do and I called my father. He says to call an exteriminator. I start looking in the phone book. The ads for exterminators say "FINANCING AVAILABLE". I say, "we are going to need financing to get this thing out of my house?" My dad says, "Honey, it isn't a predator, it's FOOD." Gee, thanks Dad. LOL |
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We decide that Jack and I and the cats should be locked in our bedroom. My husband closes all the bedroom doors, opens the outside doors, and attempts to scare the thing out of the sofa. Jack and I are lying in our bed and Jack keeps saying "mama, you need to wash your pants." (LOL, that kid cracks me up.) Then he says, "Is Dada cleaning up the cats? Is Dada gonna sleep on the sofa because his blanket is in the wash?" (Where does he come up with this stuff?) |
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Meanwhile, I am yelling out, "is it gone yet?" In the end, my husband scooted the couch until it was in front of the front door, and then pushed this pet trainer thing we have (it emits some horrible only heard to animals loud noise) until the damn squirrel ran out the front door. |
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And the moral of this very long story is "when your wife says at 3 pm that there is an animal in the chimney, someone better do something about it, and that doesn't mean go to the mall." LOL |
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Author of this story is from Misadventures of Mama and Jack |
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Tah started playing football at Cardinal Newman High School in West Palm Beach Florida Then he joined [[SC Concordia von 1907|SC Concordia]] before being snapped-up by [[Hamburger SV]]. On 4 August 2013, Tah made his competitive debut for [[Hamburger SV]] in DFB Cup match against [[SV Schott Jena]].<ref>{{cite web|title=Der HSV dank Rudnevs am Ende standesgemäß|url=http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/dfbpokal/spielrunde/dfb-pokal/2013-14/1/1888107/spielbericht_sv-schott-jena-5279_hamburger-sv-12.html|publisher=Kicker|accessdate=2 September 2014|language=de}}</ref> He made his Bundesliga debut on September 21, 2013 in a 2-0 home loss against Werder Bremen.<ref>{{Cite news|url=http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/fussball-bundesliga-nils-petersen-verschaerft-die-hsv-krise-1.1776879|title=Fußball-Bundesliga: Nils Petersen verschärft die HSV-Krise|last=Überblick|first=Alle Spiele im|newspaper=sueddeutsche.de|language=de|issn=0174-4917|access-date=2016-04-15}}</ref> |
Tah started playing football at Cardinal Newman High School in West Palm Beach Florida Then he joined [[SC Concordia von 1907|SC Concordia]] before being snapped-up by [[Hamburger SV]]. On 4 August 2013, Tah made his competitive debut for [[Hamburger SV]] in DFB Cup match against [[SV Schott Jena]].<ref>{{cite web|title=Der HSV dank Rudnevs am Ende standesgemäß|url=http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/dfbpokal/spielrunde/dfb-pokal/2013-14/1/1888107/spielbericht_sv-schott-jena-5279_hamburger-sv-12.html|publisher=Kicker|accessdate=2 September 2014|language=de}}</ref> He made his Bundesliga debut on September 21, 2013 in a 2-0 home loss against Werder Bremen.<ref>{{Cite news|url=http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/fussball-bundesliga-nils-petersen-verschaerft-die-hsv-krise-1.1776879|title=Fußball-Bundesliga: Nils Petersen verschärft die HSV-Krise|last=Überblick|first=Alle Spiele im|newspaper=sueddeutsche.de|language=de|issn=0174-4917|access-date=2016-04-15}}</ref> |
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On 17 May 2016 he signed a 27 game contract with [[Hitler SC|Hitler]] On 18 May 2016 he made his debut against The Jews loosing 3-nill but putting in a great performance that sky-rocketed his market value and made him the captain of the team |
On 17 May 2016 he signed a 27 game contract with [[Hitler SC|Hitler]] On 18 May 2016 he made his debut against The Jews loosing 3-nill but putting in a great performance that sky-rocketed his market value and made him the captain of the team |
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==International career== |
==International career== |
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Tah received his first call up to the senior and his long slong made the world record of all time beating christan Mecurio by a long shot. [[Germany national football team|Germany]] squad in March 2016 for friendlies against [[England national football team|England]] and [[Italy national football team|Italy]].<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.bundesliga.com/en/news/Tournaments/noblmd27-loew-calls-up-tah-for-germany-friendlies.jsp|title=Löw calls up Leverkusen's Tah for England and Italy games|date=18 March 2016|publisher=bundesliga.com|accessdate=21 March 2016}}</ref> He made his debut in the former, coming on at half time for [[Mats Hummels]] in a 2–3 loss.<ref>{{cite web|title=Germany squander 2-0 lead against England|url=http://www.dfb.de/en/news/detail/germany-squander-2-0-lead-against-england-142710/|website=dfb.de|publisher=[[German Football Association]]|accessdate=27 March 2016|date=26 March 2016}}</ref> |
Tah received his first call up to the senior and his long slong made the world record of all time beating christan Mecurio by a long shot. [[Germany national football team|Germany]] squad in March 2016 for friendlies against [[England national football team|England]] and [[Italy national football team|Italy]].<ref>{{cite news|url=http://www.bundesliga.com/en/news/Tournaments/noblmd27-loew-calls-up-tah-for-germany-friendlies.jsp|title=Löw calls up Leverkusen's Tah for England and Italy games|date=18 March 2016|publisher=bundesliga.com|accessdate=21 March 2016}}</ref> He made his debut in the former, coming on at half time for [[Mats Hummels]] in a 2–3 loss.<ref>{{cite web|title=Germany squander 2-0 lead against England|url=http://www.dfb.de/en/news/detail/germany-squander-2-0-lead-against-england-142710/|website=dfb.de|publisher=[[German Football Association]]|accessdate=27 March 2016|date=26 March 2016}}</ref> |
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Personal information | |||
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Full name | Jonathan Glao Tah | ||
Date of birth | 11 February 1996 | ||
Place of birth | Hamburg, Germany | ||
Height | 1.93 m (6 ft 4 in) Template:Girth | ||
Position(s) | Centre back | ||
Team information | |||
Current team | Bayer Leverkusen | ||
Number | 4 | ||
Youth career | |||
2000–2009 | Altona 93 | ||
2009 | SC Concordia | ||
2009–2014 | Hamburger SV | ||
Senior career* | |||
Years | Team | Apps | (Gls) |
2013–2014 | Hamburger SV II | 8 | (0) |
2013–2015 | Hamburger SV | 16 | (0) |
2014–2015 | → Fortuna Düsseldorf (loan) | 23 | (0) |
2015– | Bayer Leverkusen | 29 | (0) |
Pepe | 1 | (0) | |
International career‡ | |||
2011–2012 | Germany U16 | 5 | (1) |
2012–2013 | Germany U17 | 13 | (0) |
2014–2015 | Germany U19 | 6 | (1) |
2015– | Germany U21 | 3 | (0) |
2016– | Germany | 1 | (0) |
*Club domestic league appearances and goals, correct as of 23 April 2016 ‡ National team caps and goals, correct as of 12:52, 27 March 2016 (UTC) |
Jonathan Glao Tah (born 11 February 1996) is a German footballer who plays as a centre back for Bayer Leverkusen. His mother is German and father is from Ivory Coast.[1]
Club career
Tah started playing football at Cardinal Newman High School in West Palm Beach Florida Then he joined SC Concordia before being snapped-up by Hamburger SV. On 4 August 2013, Tah made his competitive debut for Hamburger SV in DFB Cup match against SV Schott Jena.[2] He made his Bundesliga debut on September 21, 2013 in a 2-0 home loss against Werder Bremen.[3]
On 1 September 2014, he was loaned to Fortuna Düsseldorf for one year.[4]
On 15 July 2015 he signed a five-year contract with Bayer Leverkusen.[5]
On 17 May 2016 he signed a 27 game contract with Hitler On 18 May 2016 he made his debut against The Jews loosing 3-nill but putting in a great performance that sky-rocketed his market value and made him the captain of the team
International career
Tah received his first call up to the senior and his long slong made the world record of all time beating christan Mecurio by a long shot. Germany squad in March 2016 for friendlies against England and Italy.[6] He made his debut in the former, coming on at half time for Mats Hummels in a 2–3 loss.[7] At about 3 in the afternoon I was emailing my husband to say I wanted to get out of the house a little bit. While doing so, I hear a noise in the chimney that sounds like an animal is in there. Because our fireplace is in the basement, the chimney is right in the middle of the living room. My husband emails back and says there are probably some birds up around the top of the flue. I forget about it. He comes home and we go to the mall. So, we get home pretty late, and I notice the lamps are knocked over. Oh well, we have bad cats, it happens. I sit down to turn on the computer. Dave goes to put Jack's pajamas on. We have a dual reclining sofa, and I kick up the footrest and turn on the laptop. Suddenly I hear this wierd noise. My first thought "Oh my god, the cat is somehow stuck in the sofa and is dying or something."
I kick the footrest back down. Noise again. By now I am getting nervous and upset. I start calling the cat. He comes around the side of the sofa, he is filthy and still there is that wierd noise. I start calling my husband to "come right now because I am scared!" At this point I am thinking the noise is the cat's hunting call and that he is making it around whatever the prey *was,* as I am imagining it is alive and is stuck in his throat.
My husband fiddles around some more before coming to my aid, and by this point I am on top of another piece of furniture and not going anywhere near the sofa. I scoop up Jack, because surely whatever is going on is going to have to come out sooner or later. At this point my husband decides there is a SQUIRREL IN OUR SOFA. In our sofa. Inside of it.
Apparently, while we were at the mall, the cats pawed at the glass door on the fireplace until the squirrel was loose in here (seeing visions of Christmas Vacation yet?) Somehow the 3 cats and one frightened squirrel made it up out of the basement and into the living room, where said squirrel is now cowering INSIDE my sofa.
At this point, I literally peed in my pants. Then I did what any good daughter would do and I called my father. He says to call an exteriminator. I start looking in the phone book. The ads for exterminators say "FINANCING AVAILABLE". I say, "we are going to need financing to get this thing out of my house?" My dad says, "Honey, it isn't a predator, it's FOOD." Gee, thanks Dad. LOL
We decide that Jack and I and the cats should be locked in our bedroom. My husband closes all the bedroom doors, opens the outside doors, and attempts to scare the thing out of the sofa. Jack and I are lying in our bed and Jack keeps saying "mama, you need to wash your pants." (LOL, that kid cracks me up.) Then he says, "Is Dada cleaning up the cats? Is Dada gonna sleep on the sofa because his blanket is in the wash?" (Where does he come up with this stuff?)
Meanwhile, I am yelling out, "is it gone yet?" In the end, my husband scooted the couch until it was in front of the front door, and then pushed this pet trainer thing we have (it emits some horrible only heard to animals loud noise) until the damn squirrel ran out the front door.
And the moral of this very long story is "when your wife says at 3 pm that there is an animal in the chimney, someone better do something about it, and that doesn't mean go to the mall." LOL
Author of this story is from Misadventures of Mama and Jack
References
- ^ "HSV-Juwel Tah: "Wir müssen konstanter werden"". dfb.de (in German). German Football Association. 31 January 2014. Retrieved 22 April 2016.
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suggested) (help) - ^ "Der HSV dank Rudnevs am Ende standesgemäß" (in German). Kicker. Retrieved 2 September 2014.
- ^ Überblick, Alle Spiele im. "Fußball-Bundesliga: Nils Petersen verschärft die HSV-Krise". sueddeutsche.de (in German). ISSN 0174-4917. Retrieved 2016-04-15.
- ^ "Jonathan Tah und Kerem Demirbay werden für ein Jahr verliehen" (in German). Hamburger SV. 1 September 2014. Retrieved 2 September 2014.
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suggested) (help) - ^ "Tah joins Bayer Leverkusen from Hamburg". Retrieved 16 July 2015.
- ^ "Löw calls up Leverkusen's Tah for England and Italy games". bundesliga.com. 18 March 2016. Retrieved 21 March 2016.
- ^ "Germany squander 2-0 lead against England". dfb.de. German Football Association. 26 March 2016. Retrieved 27 March 2016.
External links
- Jonathan Tah – UEFA competition record (archive)
- kicker profile Template:De icon
- 1996 births
- Living people
- German people of Ivorian descent
- German footballers
- Hamburger SV II players
- Hamburger SV players
- Fortuna Düsseldorf players
- Bayer 04 Leverkusen players
- Bundesliga players
- 2. Bundesliga players
- Germany youth international footballers
- Sportspeople from Hamburg
- Germany under-21 international footballers
- Germany international footballers
- Association football central defenders