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== Important News ==Recently, large babies have been seen running around Rochester Hills, MI, causing mischief in strange forms. People have reported stealing golf clubs, old people, and household pets, burning important documents, and logging onto Wikipedia and writing bogus news reports. These evil creatures have been named UberBabies.

If you have questions, complaints, or need UberBaby-related medical attention, please call our hotline at 248-765-0902.

== Important update: ==
These babies have begun roaming the streets engaging in acts of Cannibalism. At 6:00 PST Rochester Hills, MI will be hit with a nuclear bomb by the U.S. Air Force for damage control purposes.
Above statement is completely untrue, as it is 8:47 in Rochester Hills right now.
== Uberbabitus ==

WARNING: If you are bitten by an UberBaby you will contract Uberbabitus
-Uberbabitus is a rare disease that will cause immediate reverse aging and within a matter of days you will become an Uberbaby-
-As of now there is no current cure for Uberbabitus-
-I am reseaching the matter in a highly advanced testing facility-
-I will post updates to the matter every day-

== Victims ==

Sadly, the UberBaby hotline was down for just several seconds, and missed a very crucial call in which the word "UberBaby" was repeated twice. The caller is now belived to be dead. From all of us here at the UberBaby Protection Center, we are very sorry.
Further information on this victim: name: Sam K, location: New York

== Attention!! ==


Large disk shaped objects have been seen hovering above West Chester OH. We believe these may be of alien origin. If you have any ideas of what these may be please call 513-755-6536
We have just recieved a call here at the UberBaby Protection Center (UBPH) that these disk shaped objects are, in fact, the cause of the UberBaby epidemic. It is strongly suggested that the public stay far away from any UberBaby UFO's or anything else that may lead to contact with these twisted creatures.

== Anonymous Reports ==

As stated mere seconds ago, UberBabies apparently take great offense to thier species' name being repeated twice in succesion. However, this trait is only seen when UberBaby is said twice over a phone line. The public is strongly cautioned to never, ever say UberBaby twice into a phone, especially not into the UBPH hotline.
Reptile, Kintaro, Ermac, Rain, and Omaga Doomslayer, please return to your assigned UberBaby Turret, and also refrain from using your codenames in public.

SolarPenguin, official UBPH spokesman and UB resistance co-general

Revision as of 20:35, 14 May 2007